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TIM TEBOW RETURNS WITH GIANT NERF HELMET TO PRACTICE
October 06, 2009 by
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He returns to practice in full pads but with no contact, presumably wearing a special Nike-sponsored Nerf Helmet to protect his noggin. Oh, the joys of listening to swampstained LSU troglodytes hollering jokes about our brain-damaged quarterback! We can’t wait, especially since...
ERIC BERRY, YO HE’S SCARY
October 06, 2009 by
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We would lobby full-bore for an Eric Berry Heisman if he can actually talk in a super-low distorted voice on command. (HT: Brent)
PROTECTING TIM TEBOW: PREDICTIONS AND SUGGESTIONS
October 06, 2009 by
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Methods: proposed techniques for protecting Tim Tebow if/when he plays on Saturday. Assumed: that he will play on Saturday.
Run, run, run, run, run. Florida might go even more run-forward than they’ve been to this point, and that says a lot. Florida’s run/pass balance is...
BLOGS WITH BALLS: MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BE DRUNK ON STAGE ME ME ME!
October 06, 2009 by
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If you’re around in Las Vegas next week, feel free to come down, plonk down some coin, and watch us mix vodka with brain at Blogs with Balls 2.0: Vegas Edition. What happens when you do that on stage? This, of course:
What You Missed at BwB 1.0: On Blogging with Spencer Hall from HHR [...]
BRANDON CARTER BACK WITH TEXAS TECH AS LINKIN PARK SONG
October 06, 2009 by
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quiet part of the song, ticking drum machines, one lonely keyboard, pointless scritching of a DJ in the back
so much lies beneath the surface
in my abyss
consuming me
dragging me down to the bottom
because nothing i do is
good enough for u
i’m falling short and stumbling
falling...
BLOGPOLL, CONTINUING TO REDEFINE MUDDLE
October 06, 2009 by
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This week’s Blogpoll is now slightly more logical provided you remember that LSU is 5-0 but has looked like the luckiest pile of gilded mule **** you’ve ever seen in doing so. Call them the Wisconsin of the SEC at this point, albeit with the OMG LOUISIANA MUTANT TALENT...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/6/09
October 06, 2009 by
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Just like a woman. Ma Swindle had one of those dinners you had to go to once where they pay a coach to speak at length about life, football, and how it is all like business, really, once you forget that one is a game played at their level by 18-22 year old kids with [...]
BOWDEN: L’ETAT, C’EST LUI
October 05, 2009 by
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Hey, you know who would be an entertaining person to talk to in this time of great crisis and confusion in a football program? The wife of the coach. We bet that would go exceedingly well.
“I am angry,” Ann Bowden said Monday. “I’m angry at some of our boosters...
THE ALPHABETICAL 09, WEEK FIVE
October 05, 2009 by
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This Alphabetical brought to you by Joe Paterno. Oh, no reason.
A is for AARP. Perhaps they could step in at Florida State, since they have magical powers like finding buffet-style restaurants within five miles of any point in the United States and getting codgers discounts on insurance...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/5/09
October 05, 2009 by
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WHAT AN EGREGIOUS ACT OF UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT.
The part that really got AJ Green in trouble there was probably the “suck it!” gesture combined with the six-minute choreographed dance routine. Who knew he could do the “Single Ladies” routine with...
EDSBS THE MAGAZINE: VOL. 2 | ISSUE 5
October 04, 2009 by
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OVERNIGHT THREAD, DEDICATED TO JACORY HARRIS’ HAIR
October 03, 2009 by
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It wasn’t raining tonight, bitches. (Img: photoshopper Solarcane.) This is your overnight thread. EDSBS The Magazine and the Alphabetical begin cooking now, which is why we’ve placed them both to marinate in a bath of vodka and psychoactive medication. See you tomorrow.
GAMEDAY: THE NAUSEATED LATE SHIFT
October 03, 2009 by
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Feeling sick about something that happened today? You’re probably a Georgia fan, or a Huskies fan weeping in between Jimmy Clausen pumping his fist in your face and giving the universal “suck it!” pelvic thrust as a permissive referee watches it happen. Share your...
EARLY SHIFT: GAMEDAY OPEN THREAD
October 03, 2009 by
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Fowler led with a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies joke, which we’re choosing to interpret as a sullen refusal to put on a good show in a horrible site choice. We’re with you, C-Fow. STRAP IN FOR ACTION.
EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 5
October 02, 2009 by
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Our weekend agenda:
ORSON (Hendersonville, TNish tending to familial things.)
Friday: Pittsburgh/Louisville. Delicious suffering. It’s what’s for dinner.
Saturday: We ballin’ on all frequencies all day long, lawya.
HOLLY (Knoxvull)
Via teevee, LSU @ Georgia...
EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 5
October 02, 2009 by
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#22 Michigan at Michigan State
Holly: Rich Rodriguez IS White Goodman IN Dodgeball. Say, did you know Sparty’s chestplate contains actual kevlar? Nice moves, although it won’t save them. RichRod is a smug, entitled bastard, but shoo-law does he have a lot of projectiles...
MIAMI SHORT ON SAFETIES, LONG ON SCOUT TEAM GENIUSES
October 02, 2009 by
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Miami’s effort to hijack the Sooner Schooner and turn it into a rolling bonfire will have to happen without starting safety Randy Phillips, who along with backup JoJo Nicolas will miss the OU game with injuries. This is one of the factual things one might need to know when prognosticating...
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/2/09
October 02, 2009 by
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LeGarrette Blount may be reinstated before the end of the season, something to be discussed in a press conference at Oregon today. Blount was suspended for making the OH DON’T LIE THAT PUNCH IS AWESOME. Um, we mean deplorable! Pac-10 tacklers now free to punch Blount...
LIVEBLOG: INTRAMURALS WITH COLORADO AND WEST VIRGINIA
October 01, 2009 by
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Intramurals With WVU and Colorado
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: COLORADO AT WEST VIRGINIA
October 01, 2009 by
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We WILL be liveblogging this game at 7:30 p.m. Join us then and taste the chaos of an EDSBS liveblog of a middling between an inconsistent but talented team and an inconsistent and untalented team. Adventure has a thousand flavors!
Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview Colorado...
MIAMI HURRICANES TO DIE IN HAIL OF MUSTACHE FIRE
October 01, 2009 by
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Oh, you’ve done it now: Sam Bradford will not start against Miami, yielding the way for Landry Jones to step forward, unleash mustache hell on the Hurricanes, and then triumphantly ride his President Camacho motortrike to South Beach for a case of Busch Light and a six pack of...
MINNESOTA’S KEVIN WHALEY FINISHED THE DRILL
October 01, 2009 by
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Come take the stick from me, *&^@#*&^@#*&^@#*&^@#
Minnesota linebacker “Hacksaw” Gary Tinsley, you earn the award for “Finishing the Drill, Resisting Arrest Exercise” for the week at the least for your outstanding performance after Saturday...
DOLLAR BILL DOUG MAKES THE LADIES SAY YYYEEEEAH
October 01, 2009 by
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Get your FREE MAD WAGERIN’ MONEY from our resident degenerate gambler, the improbably handsome Doug Gillett.
RISK LEVEL 1: Trying to cram a slightly-too-large carryon into the overhead bin
Southern Miss -10 at UAB, 8 p.m. Thursday
Colorado-West Virginia may be the headliner this...
RICH BROOKS PONDERS THE BIG SLEEP
October 01, 2009 by
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Via Rich Brooks’ Twitter feed.
I sat there and waited for no particular purpose in the door. I was half in, half out, and admiring the fall air. It was as clean as my conscience and as dry as sherry. It felt good on a newly shaven face, like the hand of truth slapping a [...]
CURIOUS INDEX, 10/1/09
October 01, 2009 by
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Pony boys. We’re not even sure what to do with that photo but stand aside in awe of it and point. So, yeah: pointing and staring with mouth open. The Pony Boys of SMU would like you to know that they came to this fine blog by way of a Dallas bath house Barking Carnival, [...]
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