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A Fear the Beard Digital Short: Contract Karma: Random Acts of Kindness, with Baron Davis.

All this talk about Baron Davis' contract got you down? Us too. Curious how much he wants to stay in the Bay Area? So were we. That's why fearthebeard.org challenged him to build up his "contract karma" by doing some random acts of kindness. Guess what? He said yes. Make the jump to see the video.
Via Fear the Beard  |  June 13, 2008

Tim Donaghy isn't done yet, Stern says, "Whatever."

I've been talking smack about how the finals matchup between the Lakers and Celtics was preordained. But my sources are pretty much, well, me. Now disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy has to go and pour kerosene on my little lantern in the form of the following quotables from the Washington Post. Jump for more.
Via Fear the Beard  |  June 11, 2008

The Warriors still searching for Mr. Big(foot).

Could it be Jermaine O'Neal? Perhaps Detroit's Jason Maxiell. If all else fails, we could search the Sierra's for Sasquashi...
Via Fear the Beard  |  May 31, 2008

Paul Pierce and the "B" heard 'round the world.

Paul Pierce was fined $25,000 for the gesture that you can see him make to Al Horford at the 30-second mark of the video above. It occurred during game three of their first-round series with Atlanta. Kurt Streeter of the LA Times threw down his take yesterday. After speaking with him, he has agreed to monitor our comments over at FTB and contribute to whatever dialogue we can muster...
Via Fear the Beard  |  May 12, 2008

Barak Odizzle vs. The Hoosiers

Obama's quick hands netted a few Boom-esque steals while hooping with the Kokomo High Schoolers. His 3-on-3 team, which included Indiana Fever player Alison Bales, took the 15 minute game 15-5.
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 26, 2008

The Eleventh Hour is upon us. Plus, Def Leppard and Tim McGraw ruin The NBA (and my Sunday).

I knew something wasn’t right this morning when I turned on my TV to see Def Leppard singing a song with Tim McGraw as a part of the ABC pre-game show. Who’s f-ing idea was this? The NBA? ABC? Someone’s on notice for that s#@t! Such musical cow plop wasn’t even close to bei...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 25, 2008

Join FTB and Warrior-great Tom Meschery to benefit cancer research.

Former Warrior and patron saint of FTB Tom Meschery was known for his extraordinary toughness as a player. This Sunday he's going to be running in the San Francisco stop of the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation Race for Research 5K. A survivor of the disease, he's already raised more than $2,000 and we're hoping to push that number up a bunch of ticks by the time the...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 25, 2008

“The 48 Laws of Power” as applied to the GSW’s - Law 17: Keep others in suspended terror: Cultivate an air of unpredictability.

“Nothing is more terrifying than the sudden and unpredictable” That’s why I just about crapped myself when Nelson put Marco Belinelli in yesterday’s must-win game against Memphis with 2 minutes left in the first quarter. Okay- I wasn’t that worried that we were going to...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 20, 2008

Most ’bout it beard yet: Diego.

The next member of the honor roll is our main man Diego. He makes the grade for several reasons, not the least of which is the fact that he's doing more than helping beard up the Bay Area. He hails from New Mexico and thus becomes our first operative in that great state. But better [...]
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

Comcast, ye shall receive my full wrath.

If my sense of humor equalled my sense of outrage, I would have found a funny way to make an April Fool’s Day thread out of this. Alas, I’m pissed. Instead of the Warriors game tonight, the good folks at Comcast give us the A’s home opener against the Red Sox (okay, fair enough) or ...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

Three-way tie for seventh: beards wanted.

Yep. Player intros in the background. My beard in the foreground. Gave out some paperbeards too. It’s not that hard. Bearding up is easy. And results are almost guaranteed. Granted, Monta’s 30 helped. But I’d prefer to chalk it up the “playoff intensity” at the arena. ...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

Gnarls Barkley: better than Charles.

One of them hates on the Warriors, one of them urges running. Pretty easy to figure out where FTB is going to weigh in. This video was banned by the FCC, as it might induce seizures. But that’s only the last 45 seconds or so. If you start tripping balls, make your move for that [...]
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

Beard up and keep it proper.

“We cut A’s, Warriors, Raiders, and homeless people. that’s the common denominator. Everyone’s got to get a haircut eventually.” That’s a quote from one of the barbers down at Lucky’s barber shop in Oakland which is about a basketball’s throw away fr...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

Now for my 50 cents.

  MTV Music Videos MTV Shows Entertainment News Well, with all this buzz of the 3-way tie the Western Conference it’s easy to lose sight of a 3-way race of, dare I say, even greater significance. McCain, Hillary and our man, Obama. In a MTV Friday News exclusive (now picked up by the likes ...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 19, 2008

The toughest post to post.

There was the "weird science" from Nellie. There was the mysterious absence of bearditude down the stretch. There was Phoenix coach Mike D'Antoni's steadfast refusal to show any quarter, riding Nasty Nash and the starters for extended minutes. And in the end, there was the eighth defeat in nine tries for the Dubs in the Valley of the Sun. The crucial difference...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 15, 2008

Boom Dizzle + Boom Tho! = Contender?

  In the latest installment of “Too much Rod Benson“, the Cal alum, D League blogger extroadinare published an impassioned plea to NBA GM’s to bring him up to the big league. Benson makes some solid arguments, including his bacon cooking abilities. He even suggests that Warriors mi...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 14, 2008

Now more than ever, beard up for Denver. Tough times call for the PaperBeardâ„¢.

The game of the season. The chance for greatness. The playoffs. This, my friends, is where bearding up has to happen. If you can't grow one in a day, your solution is at hand. Intimidate like the pros. Make the jump and download the innovative PaperBeard(TM).
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 10, 2008

Science fair project predicts trouble.

Some years ago, Charlotte teenager Basil Khalil prepared a science-fair exhibit. It has absolutely nothing to do with science. It’s about basketball. Totally bunk, right? No, no. After looking at it under some CSI-type magnification, it apparently predicts the Hornets’ move to New Orlean...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 07, 2008

I needed to hear something like this now.

After tonight’s disappointing loss to Hackramento, I needed significantly more hopeful than the singularly annoying visage of Mikki Moore’s post-dunk celebrations to ponder before sleep. Thankfully, Barack Obama stepped in to rotate and fill the lane defensively where the Warriors cou...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 06, 2008

“The 48 Laws of Power” as applied to the GSW’s - Law 16: Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor.

This is one of the more difficult of Greene’s laws to apply to the NBA. I understand the economics of it, i.e. “create value through scarcity” and “too much circulation makes the price go down,” but let’s look at our friend Mikael Pietrus. By not playing right now...
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 04, 2008

Stephen Jackson can see the future.

Argue a missed call, or hustle back on D? Well if you know that Mike Miller is going to be open off that screen anyway, the answer is easy. Argue the call! Stack's totally already knowing what is about to go down. And I finally get it. I didn't understand it before. He's conserving energy and lobbying for calls that are still, like, in the future and shit. Brilliant.
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 04, 2008

Comcast, I'm putting you on Blog Blast. You suck.

The defending champions of the NBA versus a team fighting for playoff contention, or a team that already clinched versus an NHL also ran? Really? Thanks Comcast. Punch through to complain loudly to an unsuspecting Comcast customer service guy.
Via Fear the Beard  |  April 01, 2008

Bob Delaney is still shady.

Some of you surely knew this, but for those who don’t, the call made against Monta Ellis in overtime–for essentially being tackled by Derek Fisher–was made by Bob Delaney. Now, I’m not saying Bob Delaney has mob ties just because he once successfully infiltrated the mob. But ...
Via Fear the Beard  |  March 29, 2008

“The 48 Laws Of Power” as applied to the GSW’s - Law 15: Crush your enemy totally.

“If one ember is left alight, no matter how dimly it smolders, a fire will eventually break out.” Notice how in the movies the good guy has to kill the bad guy at least, like, ten times before the bad guy finally dies? Well, that’s because the good guy, being a good guy, is compass...
Via Fear the Beard  |  March 27, 2008

The Soulja Boy is officially done.

This seals it. The Soulja Boy dance is officially played out beyond all recognition. When the Filipino men’s prison that brought the world their highly viral “Thriller” remake Cranks That en masse, you can be sure that the jam and the dance are worn down to the threads as far a...
Via Fear the Beard  |  March 26, 2008
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