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Phillies Ballgirls Are Not Championship Caliber
whew...Sox take two of three from the Fightin's....and if that's not bad enough, this is what we had to look at on the field. c'mon dave montgomery, spend some money on the talent!
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June 18, 2008
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World Naked Bike Ride Protests Willie Randolph Firing
nah, they don't care about willie randolph. they were protesting the world's dependence on oil. but they WERE naked!
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June 17, 2008
Steven Gerrard/Alex Curran Ditch Wayne Rooney Wedding; Curran Milfmatizes Miami
steven gerrard has some explaining to do! he and wife Alex Curran sent regrets to an invitation to teammate Wayne Rooney's wedding and instead were spotted relaxing in Miami, with curran looking MILFtastic!
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June 13, 2008
Breaking News: Annika Sorenstam is NOT Lesbian
Despite visual evidence to the contrary (including the above image which appears to be annika sorenstam's head photoshopped onto redskins h-back chris cooley's body)….it turns out that Annika Sorenstam is NOT a lesbian.
Turns out she's engaged to Mike McGee, son of former PGA Tour player Jerry McG...
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June 08, 2008
Simpson Pregnant with Romo's Baby? Or Just Gaining Weight?
pictures taken of jesse this week show her in an very baggy (for her) dress and a chubby face.
weight gain from stress?
or pregnant with TinyRomo?
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June 06, 2008
a different kind of volleyball tournament
welcome to LUSHNESS X, a volleyball tournament where....lushness....is highly encouraged.
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June 03, 2008
R. Kelly has Black Futon on His Basketball Court; Allegedly Used for Threesomes
strange story gets even stranger.
who keeps a futon on a basketball court?
it's just not done.
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June 03, 2008
World Series of Softball Hotness
who's hotter, Arizona State or Texas A & M?
look at the mugshots and cast your vote.
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June 02, 2008
Paul Hagen Throws High and Tight at Bloggers
Paul Hagen is the most recent mainstream journalist to throw some hate towards bloggers.
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May 23, 2008
Would you throw Chris Cooley's fiancee out of bed for having a tail?
she is incredibly beautiful with an amazing body. her bonafides are undeniable (model, cheerleader, etc). but what's that thing on her butt?
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May 22, 2008
You know how i know Evgeni Malkin is gay?
yes, i know he's still in the playoffs. yes, i know he's a great player.
but after seeing this picture, i'm convinced that malkin is the gayest hockey player in the world.
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May 21, 2008
Further south on Megan Fox than any camera has ever gone before!!!!
slowly megan fox peeled down her hipster panties...slowly....down.....slowly.....down.
wait are those pubes we see????
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May 21, 2008
You must see this video of hilarious and courageous end to high school track meet
soon to be legendary video of kid in iowa barely makes it to the end of his two-mile race....but the finish is HILARIOUS and AMAZING
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May 20, 2008
Another Reason Dallas is Gay and Philly is Not.
anyone else notice the music they play at Dallas Star games?
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May 20, 2008
The Charles Barkley Love Fest Continues
don't forget to make a .10 donation to the charles barkley gambling replenishment fund.
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May 16, 2008
Maybe they thought she was Isiah Thomas
Lesbian wins $35,000 settlement from restaurant for being kicked out ladies room.
Settlement also states that restaurant must allow people to choose their bathroom of choice (ladies or men) depending on which one fits their "expression" of their sexual identity.
wtf?
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May 15, 2008
Winslow Jr, Who Has Less Career TD's Than Jeff Thomason, Wants More Quan
you probably have to be an eagles fan to know who the obscure jeff thomason is.....but he was a tight end who ran a 5.5 forty and had the agility of william "the fridge" perry. he was never more than the THIRD TE on any team he played for.
punch line? he had more career td's than kellen winsblow jr. has in his career.
and now winsblow wants to be PAID?
peeshaw.
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May 15, 2008
Pinewood Derby New Olympic Sport
Pinewood Derby edges out Lacrosse as newest Olympic sport.
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May 14, 2008
Is Samantha Harris hot?
i think she's gorgeous....the dudes don't think so. (they say she's bleaching a mustache)
you decide.
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May 14, 2008
Rodriguez: If the contract does not fit, you must acquit!
Poor Rich Rodriguez....duped into signing a contract he didn't believe in... didn't understand....
Free Rodriguez!
Not!
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May 14, 2008
Gocong and Studebaker Listed at "Taint" Position by League
NFL announces new position to classify hybrid players continually drafted by Eagles.
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May 14, 2008
NY Anchorwoman Drops F-Bomb on Newscast
WNBC anchorwoman Sue Simmons goes all "lebron" on her co-anchor.
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May 14, 2008
Breaking News: Annika Sorenstam is NOT a Lesbian
Wow....she had me fooled.
Annika is getting married.
And wants to start a family.
And is retiring.
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May 13, 2008
Roma Captain Totti's Wife is WAY HOTTER than Beckham's
david beckhams is definately one of the world's most attractive men....so how did he wind up with an alien...and Roma Football Captain Francisco Totti winds up with Ilari Blasi!
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May 13, 2008
Natalie Portman is VERY EXCITED to meet Hillary Clinton
gives a whole new meaning to the term "running daylights", eh?
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May 13, 2008
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