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Phillies Ballgirls Are Not Championship Caliber
June 18, 2008 by
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whew...Sox take two of three from the Fightin's....and if that's not bad enough, this is what we had to look at on the field. c'mon dave montgomery, spend some money on the talent!
World Naked Bike Ride Protests Willie Randolph Firing
June 17, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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nah, they don't care about willie randolph. they were protesting the world's dependence on oil. but they WERE naked!
Steven Gerrard/Alex Curran Ditch Wayne Rooney Wedding; Curran Milfmatizes Miami
June 13, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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steven gerrard has some explaining to do! he and wife Alex Curran sent regrets to an invitation to teammate Wayne Rooney's wedding and instead were spotted relaxing in Miami, with curran looking MILFtastic!
Simpson Pregnant with Romo's Baby? Or Just Gaining Weight?
June 06, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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pictures taken of jesse this week show her in an very baggy (for her) dress and a chubby face.
weight gain from stress?
or pregnant with TinyRomo?
a different kind of volleyball tournament
June 03, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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welcome to LUSHNESS X, a volleyball tournament where....lushness....is highly encouraged.
R. Kelly has Black Futon on His Basketball Court; Allegedly Used for Threesomes
June 03, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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strange story gets even stranger.
who keeps a futon on a basketball court?
it's just not done.
World Series of Softball Hotness
June 02, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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who's hotter, Arizona State or Texas A & M?
look at the mugshots and cast your vote.
Paul Hagen Throws High and Tight at Bloggers
May 23, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Paul Hagen is the most recent mainstream journalist to throw some hate towards bloggers.
Would you throw Chris Cooley's fiancee out of bed for having a tail?
May 22, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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she is incredibly beautiful with an amazing body. her bonafides are undeniable (model, cheerleader, etc). but what's that thing on her butt?
You know how i know Evgeni Malkin is gay?
May 21, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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yes, i know he's still in the playoffs. yes, i know he's a great player.
but after seeing this picture, i'm convinced that malkin is the gayest hockey player in the world.
Further south on Megan Fox than any camera has ever gone before!!!!
May 21, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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slowly megan fox peeled down her hipster panties...slowly....down.....slowly.....down.
wait are those pubes we see????
You must see this video of hilarious and courageous end to high school track meet
May 20, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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soon to be legendary video of kid in iowa barely makes it to the end of his two-mile race....but the finish is HILARIOUS and AMAZING
Another Reason Dallas is Gay and Philly is Not.
May 20, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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anyone else notice the music they play at Dallas Star games?
The Charles Barkley Love Fest Continues
May 16, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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don't forget to make a .10 donation to the charles barkley gambling replenishment fund.
Maybe they thought she was Isiah Thomas
May 15, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Lesbian wins $35,000 settlement from restaurant for being kicked out ladies room.
Settlement also states that restaurant must allow people to choose their bathroom of choice (ladies or men) depending on which one fits their "expression" of their sexual identity.
wtf?
Winslow Jr, Who Has Less Career TD's Than Jeff Thomason, Wants More Quan
May 15, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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you probably have to be an eagles fan to know who the obscure jeff thomason is.....but he was a tight end who ran a 5.5 forty and had the agility of william "the fridge" perry. he was never more than the THIRD TE on any team he played for.
punch line? he had more career...
Is Samantha Harris hot?
May 14, 2008 by
flatusyahu
| 15 comments
i think she's gorgeous....the dudes don't think so. (they say she's bleaching a mustache)
you decide.
Rodriguez: If the contract does not fit, you must acquit!
May 14, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Poor Rich Rodriguez....duped into signing a contract he didn't believe in... didn't understand....
Free Rodriguez!
Not!
Gocong and Studebaker Listed at "Taint" Position by League
May 14, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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NFL announces new position to classify hybrid players continually drafted by Eagles.
NY Anchorwoman Drops F-Bomb on Newscast
May 14, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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WNBC anchorwoman Sue Simmons goes all "lebron" on her co-anchor.
Breaking News: Annika Sorenstam is NOT a Lesbian
May 13, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Wow....she had me fooled.
Annika is getting married.
And wants to start a family.
And is retiring.
Roma Captain Totti's Wife is WAY HOTTER than Beckham's
May 13, 2008 by
flatusyahu
| 9 comments
david beckhams is definately one of the world's most attractive men....so how did he wind up with an alien...and Roma Football Captain Francisco Totti winds up with Ilari Blasi!
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