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Hogan Family Butt Play
May 12, 2008 by
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i know i enjoyed having my ass cheeks massaged by my dad when i was a teenager.
not!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is the only thing that can be said about this photo!!!
Funeral for Mike D'Antoni's Career
May 12, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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mass of christian burial for a career hijacked by greed.
eulogy by donald trump.
Viva la Rowdy Revolucion!!!
May 12, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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you can either join the revolution....or get run over by it.
love him or hate him....Rowdy Busch is the new HRIC (head racer in charge).
Hannah Storm to Anchor Sportscenter
May 11, 2008 by
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hannah storm, shown here in a see through dress, has been hired to anchor Sportscenter.
Chris Long's Mom is a Cougar
May 11, 2008 by
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david beckham's, glen davis and alexander ovechkin's mommies are not.
NASCAR Manbabies
May 11, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Those boys over in the Hendrick garage sound REAL frustrated. Saw this and thought of them.
Keep kick'n ass, Rowdy!
Jamie Moyer is Fried
May 10, 2008 by
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Things are not good for the Phillies #3 starter.
(nor for their number 1, 4 and 5 starters, either....but that's a whole different story.
We, (gulp), Admire Ray Lewis
May 10, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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you could knock us over with a feather when found out that ray lewis was preaching the value of the team over his individual need for a contract.
bravo, ray lewis, bravo.
Separated at Birth: Tom Brady Gordon Gecko
May 10, 2008 by
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with bonus pictures of Tom's hand getting frisky with gisele's lady hump!
Manbabies
May 09, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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men as babies and vice versa.
richie sexson is today's sports manbaby
Florida Gator Allegedly Uses Dead Teammate's Dead Girlfriend's Credit Card....whew!
May 09, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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how low can you go as a human being. your teammate and his girlfriend die in a tragic motorcycle accident.....and you allegedly use HER credit card many many many months later?
totally gross.
Sexson: Nobody Throws the Ball Over Home Plate When I'm Batting
May 09, 2008 by
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richie sexson started a brawl with kason gabbard last night, taking offense to gabbard throwing the ball OVER THE PLATE.
and...gasp.....
Sexson retaliated by throwing his helmet at Gabbard. What a puzznatch.
Cheerleading Coach Takes Nude Pictures With Team Member.
May 08, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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See...this is what happens. People figure if it's okay for Roger Clemens....it's okay for them. Slutty looking cheerleading coach fired for taking nude pictures with 15-year old team member.
Conor Jackson/Shane Victorino Collision was SICK!!!!
May 08, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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it turned the entire dbacks/phillies game around last night.
see the video here. amazing they both walked away.
Uneasy Lies The Head That Wears A Crown?
May 08, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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How does this all end for Andy Reid?
With a championship?
A sudden resignation due to further family problems?
Health issues?
Further Evidence That Philly Sports Fans Ain't That Bright
May 07, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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It troubles a gal to call out her hometown fans.....but this photo begs the question:
What kind of hockey fan is all HAPPY when their own player gets leveled?
Top Ten Sports Blog Logos
May 06, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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flatusyahu's extensive survey on sports blog LOGOS is complete. here are the top ten.
Corky Blogs: Live Max Scherzer Blog
May 05, 2008 by
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follow the world's only live blog of Max Scherzer's first mlb start. phillies v. diamondbacks.
Kyle Busch is best thing to hit NASCAR since The Intimidator.....
May 05, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Whether or not you think Kyle Busch is righteous with the way he drives the #18....you have to admit that we're ALL talking about him today.....and that is a good thing for NASCAR. Kyle Busch is EXACTLY what this sport needs right now.
Report: Eight Belles Vacationed with Jessica Simpson Week Before Kentucky Derby
May 05, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Jessica Simpson killed the Cowboys season.
Did she kill Eight Belles?
Potential Celebrity Jailbait Couples
May 02, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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Inspired by Roger Clemens "robbing the cradle".....here are some possible (legal) jailbait couples.
The Prostitute Ralph Wilson
May 01, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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The Prostitute Ralph Wilson today announced that he would accept $78 million (presumably US or Canadian $…..not Turkish$) in exchange for playing eight Buffalo Bills NFL games over the next five years in Toronto.
By accepting the money, Wilson sodomizes one of the NFL...
Karl Malone's TRIPLE DOUBLE of IMMORALITY
May 01, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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that's IMMORALITY people, not IMMORTALITY....which is what most athletes believe they possess.
read about Malone's heinous treatment of his various children born out of wedlock.....including how he has treated recent Bills draft pick Demetrius Bell....who was fathered by...
Crying Game Star Named Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the Week
May 01, 2008 by
flatusyahu
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It it really THAT hard for SI to find smoking-hot-babes to select as the COTW?
Apparently so.
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