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Celtics and Pistons and We’re All Going To Die
May 01, 2008 by
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by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com's currently homeless blogger
(Thanks to the guys here for giving me room in the shelter tonight. It's much obliged.)
Tonight in Boston, the Celtics took the air out of the Hawks' party with a by-the-numbers 25-point win. Just like, the...
The Prostitute Ralph Wilson
April 30, 2008 by
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The Prostitute Ralph Wilson is moving 8 games from the Bunny Ranch (formerly Ralph Wilson stadium)....for $78 mil.
Way to treat your loyal fans, you dirty HO!!!
CSKA Cheerleaders are EXTREMELY Hot
April 30, 2008 by
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CSKA Moscow is one of the best run basketball clubs in Europe. As evidenced by their EXTREMELY hot cheerleaders.
Philly Daily News Writer Insults those who are into the NFL Draft
April 29, 2008 by
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Chuck Bausman, the guy who writes that teeny tiny little column on the inside back cover...the one overwhelmed by all the car dealer ads......
.....gloats that he didn't watch any of the NFL Draft and mocks those who did.
Philadelphia, You're No Football Town
April 29, 2008 by
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The Eagles can count on support in Philly.....but other football contests?
Hells no.
Clemens: I didn't have affair with McCready, but my wife did.
April 29, 2008 by
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Corky Blogs!! Live Philadelphia v. Montreal Blog
April 28, 2008 by
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cmon over and hang out....Corky is blogging live about the Flyers/Habs.
Source: Clemens dated JonBenet Ramsey
April 28, 2008 by
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i know you dudes and dudettes are going to slam me for linking this! whatever!
How the draft WOULD have gone if Andy Reid had taken his meds.....
April 28, 2008 by
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this could have been an epic draft for the eagles. but andy got hyperactive.
read about who the eagles WOULD have gotten had they simply done the right thing and stayed where they were.
Rocket "Misremembers" Tapping McCready????
April 28, 2008 by
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worst human being on the planet?
or character assasination of a legend?
you decide.
Namath Visits Hamas Leader
April 26, 2008 by
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Joe Namath is at it again........this time stirring the shizen in the Middle East
Archuleta makes Top 12
March 27, 2008 by
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After a successful career as the most overrated safety in football history, Adam Archuleta was selected this week as a finalist on Fox’s American Idol. When asked about his change of career, Archuleta said, “I’ve got more money than God, get on the field for about...
American Gladiators we’d like to see…….
March 26, 2008 by
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we all pretty much agree…..American Gladiators bites the big one. Hulk Hogan? peee-U!
so we’re changing things around by presenting American Gladiators who will spice things up just a bit.
our first new Gladiator is Blizzard….who you may have known in her former...
Hingis Suspended
March 26, 2008 by
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we were THRILLED to hear that Martina Hingis was suspended today for two years after testing positive at Wimbledon for cocaine use.
why?
first…..it means we got to use this picture again! (our previous copies are now covered with a foriegn substance after we lent them to KBF...
DUDES! You’re getting free Curly Fries!!!
March 17, 2008 by
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That’s right, muthafuggas……everytime Matt Kenseth wins in the Nationwide Series….as he did at the sweetly titled Nicorette 300 in Atlanta on Saturday….all us regular Joe’s get free Curly Fries at Arby’s on Monday…..so take advantage...
Trent Green’s Comeback
March 14, 2008 by
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According to Jay Glazer at Fox, Trent Green is planning on playing football in 2008. With free agency only hours away, the Wisconsin Wheelers are giving Trent a tryout.
Let The Man Crushing Begin…..
March 13, 2008 by
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The Eagles NEEEEEEED Dustin Keller!!!!!
http://nfldraft.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=3992
Sports Illustrated Commemorative Issues We’d Like To See….
March 10, 2008 by
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The news that Sports Illustrated is issuing a Commemorative Issue to memoralize the career of Brett Favre has us thinking about other people (and things) we think are also worthy of the Commemorative Issue treatment by SI:
No…Trent Green hasn’t died, nor has he retired...
Get Your New Jones Soda Flavors Here!
March 08, 2008 by
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Our faithful readers will remember that Jones Soda is the official soda of the Seattle Seahawks and a frequent advertiser on these very pages. They’re a creative soda company…..with flavors like Dirt, Field Turf and Turkey Dinner.
Well….we’re back in the mix...
Mike Tyson South Africa Goodwill Tour
March 05, 2008 by
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Mike Tyson has reached that low point many athletes face….with nothing better to do and no good prospects for another paycheck….he goes on a goodwill tour of South Africa to mooch off his tribe.
The fact that no legitimate government officials want him there hasn’...
If Mario Puzo told the Roger Clemens story…
February 29, 2008 by
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Maybe I’m the only one that sees a few similarities between Roger Clemens and Michael Corleone. Of course this will lead to some Dago jokes from the Micks on this site. We might want to keep an eye on those Clemens’ boys in the future. I don’t think it’s that...
Anyone Else Notice Chris Long's BallSack?
February 26, 2008 by
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Memo to Howie Long: Teach your boy about keeping the kibbles from bouncing around.
Isn't there something he could wear to keep those "Things" from bouncing around?
Awfully hard to watch the NFL combine with all "that" going on.
That Brett Myers, he’s a big funnymaker
February 22, 2008 by
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If you haven’t caught it on more reputable sources, this gag had some legs. Phillies pitcher Brett Myers got his teams manager, VP, and the involved players own agent to go along with a scam over the weekend. A faux trade to Japan involving fellow pitcher Kyle Kendrick. From...
Can a guy who dresses like this…
February 21, 2008 by
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Be a fag basher? Brady Quinn says no. Seth Harris, an Ohioian who really likes a big O says “yes”, Quinn called him bad names related to his homosexuality. Why a handsome, strapping lad like Brady Quinn would opt to party at a watering hole that sits directly next to a...
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