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Enough
January 09, 2008 by
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Alright, enough of the Eli Coming Of Age comments. Anytime this guy has a good game, it’s his coming of age moment. Puleez. Let’s have a “Coming of Age Season”, shall we? (that said, beat Tony Romo-Simpson and those Cowboys)
Nyuk nyuk
January 07, 2008 by
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Verbally abuse an official, you can be looking at $25,000.
Keep yelling at them a la Sapp, $75k.
Horse collar somebody for the umpteenth time, only $12,500 (that was the one in September, it’s tough to keep track, we now)
But you go Three Stooges on Brandon Jacobs, and stick...
2008 fearless predictions part one
January 03, 2008 by
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our little buddies at flatusyahu put together their predictions for 2008.
included are predictions on celebrity sex tapes, will ferrell movies and michael vick's love life.
Sharapova Glamour Era Ends Tragically
January 02, 2008 by
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The Sharapova Glamour Era came to a tragic, crashing halt when she showed up at a tournament wearing a swiss-miss costume. Further evidence suggests that she may be a man in drag.
YUCK! Bring back the old Maria!
Commercial of the Year
January 02, 2008 by
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Anyone who has seen the Eli Manning “Unstoppable” commercial for Citizen watches and asked WTF were they thinking……you’ll get a chuckle out of this.
Dirty Birds
December 29, 2007 by
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The Falcons became the first team to have openly gay active football players. (Insert Seinfeld quote here)
Roddy White and Joe Horn decided to celebrate Roddy’s touchdown by “coming” out on Roddy’s t-shirt. After running out of man juice, Michael Jenkins joined...
Jones Soda Flavors
December 28, 2007 by
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In 2007, Jones Soda Company was named the official soda of the Seattle Seahawks. The company, which previously introduced a Turkey and Gravy flavored soda for Thanksigivng introduced Natural Field Turf, Dirt and Perspiration flavors to mark their new deal with the Seahawks.
Here...
The Year in CheerPorn
December 27, 2007 by
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What's not to like about cheerleaders....except maybe the look down their nose at you if you're not a baller.....and they only date the rich popular kids.....and they're annoying when they are cheering in those squeeky voices when your team is getting whipped.
But they...
2007 Sportsman of the Year
December 27, 2007 by
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flatusyahu.com has named University of Arizona softballer Adrienne Acton's ASS as their Sportsman of the Year.
Only flatusyahu would do this. But she does have a really really nice ass. And an NCAA championship.
So....good choice!
Cheerporn: We’ve Got PleatherToe
December 27, 2007 by
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images via si.com
There’s only one sports organization in the world that is cheesy enough to introduce us to the concept of PleatherToe……the New York Knicks!
The people who brought us the “bitch”-yelling head coach, the “get-in-the-truck”...
Fantasy Football is easy
December 27, 2007 by
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My opponent had Drew Brees, and Willie Parker and Terrell Owens and Ladanian Tomlinson.
I had a one armed backup QB, a gimp WR, a RB with lots of operations and a couple guys nobody ever heard of.
I winned the league! Winning made me better looking and smarter too!
Is Wade Phillips daughter hotter than Jessica Simpson?
December 26, 2007 by
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I think so. Sure Jessica's got a great body and all....but I think Tracy Phillips (Wade Phillips daughter) has both a great body and a beautiful face.
Here's the Tracy Phillips Shrine.
The year In TennisPorn
December 26, 2007 by
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a retrospective chronicling what happened under tennis player's skirts in 2007
Sports Figures as Christmas Characters
December 22, 2007 by
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as seen on extra mustard and yahoo's THE NINE.
brady as george bailey
eli has hermey
cam cameron as clark griswold
etc. etc.
Mad Sh*tter Saves Pittsburgh; Takes a Dump on Willie Parker Fantasy Owners
December 21, 2007 by
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Najeh Davenport, aka The Mad Sh*tter, carried the Steelers to a much need victory last night against the Rams.
And crushed the hopes of fantasy footballers who own Willie Parker and are making a championship run.
Like they say in poker, "that's fantasy football"
MTV plans to remake Romeo and Juliet
December 20, 2007 by
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Remaking Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet has been done many times. MTV will give it a new twist. In light of what we’re hearing about Jessica’s popularity in Dallas right now, and the bequest from TO for Jessica to stay away, Tony Romo will play the role of Juliet...
UCLA interviews Temple's Football Coach. BRILLIANT!
December 20, 2007 by
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Of all the stinking gin joints in the world......
.....UCLA is going to tap Temple?
Temple? We're talking about TEMPLE? You people are nuts.
UCLA has interviewed Temple Head Coach Al Golden for their head coaching position.
Brilliant!
Now that Bill Parcells has said "no thanks" who will Star F**ker Arthur Blank turn to next?
December 19, 2007 by
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Disappointed by Jim Mora Jr., spurned by Bobby Petrino, declined by The Big Tuna....who will Falcons owner and notorious Star F**ker Arthur Blank turn to next?
Dick Vermeil?
Jimmy Johnson? (the one with the hair...not the defense)
Todd Marinovich?
Congrats to Sean Taylor on the ProBowl selection
December 19, 2007 by
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mahalo buddy!
enjoy the sun. work on your complexion.
you're looking a little gray.
Athena Barber is hot
December 18, 2007 by
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She may not be the hottest. She may not be the sexiest. She may not be the most glamorous.
But Athena Barber is one of the most babelicious grrllll in Nascar.
Wade Phillips Read Between The Lines: Roy Williams Afraid to Hit
December 18, 2007 by
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Roy Williams got suspended for repeated use of the horse collar tackle.
Reading between Wade Phillips lines........Williams would rather use his hands than his body.
Philly Fans: What you deserve is what you get
December 17, 2007 by
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ESPN The Mag exposes philly fans as Joey Coyle-like. Feeble, confused and unable to afford a bus pass to reality.
One example.....Randall Cunningham scores a higher rating from Philly fans than Donnie Mac.
McNabb: 5 division titles, 7 playoff victories, 1 NFC championship...
If Athletes were Christmas characters….
December 17, 2007 by
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Everyone knows and is warmed by the story of Clark Griswold in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Lovable loser who can’t get anything right.
Cam Cameron’s Dolphins are the Griswolds of the NFL…..unannounced distant relatives dropping by (Ricky Williams...
Don We Now, Our Gay Apparel……..
December 17, 2007 by
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Merry Christmas to you and your man-faced beard wife, Alex Rodriguez. And GFY……
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