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If athletes were Christmas characters
December 17, 2007 by
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Tom Brady seems the only obvious choice for George Bailey. Everybody knows the story of George Bailey, but let’s looks at what would have happened if Tom Brady was never born.
First of all, Damon Huard comes in to replace an almost dead Bledsoe. We don’t see the years...
Gasshole of the Day: Walt Anderson
December 16, 2007 by
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Walt is taking the brunt from Flatusyahu for what has been some just terrible NFL refereeing lately. Kellen Winslow would have come down in bounds. How the hell do you call a 50 yard pass interference on the Packers CB and change the entire game? You are seriously telling me Jabar...
Kin Deny Use of HGH By Shortest Player in Baseball History
December 13, 2007 by
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Kin of baseball legend Eddie Gaedel today denied assertions made in the Mitchell Report that Eddie Gaedel kicked off the Juiced era by experimenting with HGH.
Source: Steroid Use Threatens Todd Pratt's Hall of Fame Election
December 13, 2007 by
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pete rose.
mark mcguire.
and now todd pratt?
will the hall of fame be closed to baseball's greats who are tarnished by the stain of steroid use?
Big Pimpin' with Jerry Jones
December 13, 2007 by
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The same genius who brought Dave Campo and Chan Gailey to the Cowboys has reeled in Bobby Petrino for his alma mater.
Here's the AJC story on how it unfolded.
Stern'ss Lack of Action = Open Season on "Bitches"
December 12, 2007 by
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Today, David Stern announced he would not punish Isiah Thomas and MSG for being convicted of harassing a female employee.
In effect.....he's saying it's open season on "bitches" in the NBA.
Spineless.
College Coaches Can't Cut the NFL.....and Vice Versa
December 12, 2007 by
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When is Arthur Blank....and others like him....going to learn?
College coaches can't make it in the NFL.....and NFL coaches can't make it in the college ranks.
What's Better than a Cheerleader High-Kick?
November 30, 2007 by
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Wow.
How do they do that?
And if your her father.....doesn't it make you squirm a little bit?
Evel Kneivel Dies
November 30, 2007 by
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yup...like a cat with nine lives.....he didn't die as expected.....but of just being an old dude with a lot of broken parts.
those of you old enough to remember....he was REALITY before there was reality TV.
he WAS fear factor before there was a show....only no safety measures...
Celebrity Crib Show Offs Behind Home Invasions?
November 30, 2007 by
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Have rich athletes unknowingly put themselves in the line of fire by showing off their homes, cars and Cartiers for all the world to see?
Breaking News: Patrick Crayton Kills T.O.
November 30, 2007 by
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....kills T.O. owners that is.
With fantasy playoffs just around the corner....the last thing T.O. owners need is Patrick Crayton getting all healthy and scoring touchdowns and stuff.
A healthy Patrick Crayton is bad for the T.O. touchdown bidnez.
and something needs to be done.
99 out of 100 men agree that Pit-Fat is gross
November 28, 2007 by
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Super Hottie Tanith Belbin lost us when she sprouted the pit-fat.
I guess we could put some duck-tape over it?
Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed has huge nipples
November 28, 2007 by
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how do i know.....his pictures are all over the internet.
(and he shaves his pubes, too......ewwwwwwwwww)
Who should be Eagles Coach in 2008?
November 28, 2007 by
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2008...Big Red, the greatest coach in modern eagles history, has said "enough" and sails off into the sunset.
What happens if obvious choice Bill Cowher isn't interested.......what next?
One word: unacceptable
November 27, 2007 by
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There are varying opinions on this whole Sean Taylor thing, but I think all of can agree that no matter how you look at it, it's sad. It's not something you make tasteless jokes about. With Leather and others have all put joking aside when it comes to a young father's death...
Gibbs and Snyder struggle to find anything nice to say about Sean Taylor
November 27, 2007 by
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wow.
Snyder and Gibbs seemed genuinely devastated over the death of Sean Taylor.
But when pressed for nice things to say about Taylor....they struggled.....offering "he loved football".
Some tribute.
Is Morgan Pressel Hot?
November 27, 2007 by
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I never thought so. But as sheds the baby fat....I might give her another look-see.
Is Marshawn Lynch illiterate?
November 27, 2007 by
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Is it too much to ask our yardbarking sports heroes to use English when they communicate with us?
Lynch went to the University of California. I know he didn't write term papers there the way he writes on this site.
If you're like me, you are shocked at Marshawn's...
Snyder Kicks Off Taylor Tribute Concert
November 27, 2007 by
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This ain't right. But I had to post it. Sorry in advance for those who take offense.
Sean Taylor: Fear The Mort Jinx
November 27, 2007 by
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ESPN's Chris Mortensen, who earlier this year said he had inside information that Eli Manning would miss most of the season with a separated shoulder, now has inside information that Sean Taylor is improving.
Poor Sean Taylor.
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