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Winkers
August 20, 2009 by
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Everyone that knows me is aware that, while not at all interested in fashion, I'm often, inexplicably, on the cutting edge of it; setting trends, providing inspiration to family, friends, various social circles (including rival ones) and thus, by proxy, the world of fashion in...
King James’ Shame: The Secret, Nike Confiscated, Video of Lebron James Getting Dunked On?
July 22, 2009 by
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If you're a sports fan, and haven't been living under a rock the past few weeks, you've probably heard about King James' Shame; aka the video of Lebron James getting dunked on by Xavier's Jordan Crawford at Bron-Bron's Nike sponsored basketball camp (Nike officials...
Hardees gets a bit cheeky with new ad campagin…
July 02, 2009 by
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Hardees (don't ever call it Carl's Jr. around us) has come a long way since its humble beginnings in the scenic, cultural mecca that is Rocky Mount, North Carolina. Apparently, however, solid, yet simple, hamburgers and all beef hot dogs, classic "Big" roast beef...
So, you want to be an NFL WR?
May 01, 2009 by
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Sure, we all do (don't we?), but we also need to be aware of the potential drawbacks. It's true, as an NFL player you may get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but you could also end up with a finger like the Jags' Torry Holt down there...
It’s Secretaries’ Day! (again)
April 22, 2009 by
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As most of our hundreds of thousands of readers have probably noticed, Frumpzilla has been on the mend for awhile now. Still is, really, but, despite our current state of flux, we just couldn't resist paying homage to one of our favorite secular holidays. We could, however...
Thanks for the memories, Xavier
March 27, 2009 by
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Sean Miller's Xavier Musketeers put up a valiant effort in the Sweet 16 last night against #1 seeded Pitt, but, alas, it wasn't enough (and thankfully so for all 7 of my brackets). Could the Musketeers have used Coach Miller himself out on the court last night? Sounds crazy...
Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too? Perhaps I Can…
March 11, 2009 by
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So I'm sure you've all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday. Yeah, it's true. See that strapping overcoat up there? Bulletproof. Shirt? Bulletproof. Tie? Bulletproof. That Q-Ray Bracelet...
A Walk to Remember
March 01, 2009 by
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And not the lump of electronic poo based on one of Nicholas Sparks' gems. I'm talking about that James Brown impression Jon Scheyer dazzled with yesterday in Blacksburg, VA. Performance after the jump. He, no sh#t, travels five times in that clip--twice, pre-fouls and...
Because I Felt Compelled To Do Something…You Can Frump Us Later.
February 27, 2009 by
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Well, not us, YouTube I guess, but damn. There's really not much that needs to be said here. Just watch...
How not to get on a ski lift
February 19, 2009 by
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,477385,00.html
Im not going to pretend like I dont struggle to get on and off those things. However, how this man ended up like this is beyond me.
Insert shrinkage joke here.
-chese
Drunk History: Volumes 2 and 2.5
February 19, 2009 by
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Yeah, yeah, I know these aren't exactly fresh or new or anything (except to me, I guess, given that I've only just now come across them), but they do fit into my ongoing theme of being behind the times a bit, and unafraid to post items that may be yesterday's news.
Regardless...
FOOD by Miss Em and LG
February 19, 2009 by
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If you enjoy food as much as I do, check out a blog I enjoy. Pay special attention to the blue texter (Miss Em). I know her. She's nice and fun. Not that you should avoid the green--You know what I mean.
Make the jump for the link. http://foodstalkers.wordpress.com/2009...
Hail to the Chief
February 19, 2009 by
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Thought I'd note the enormity of the occasion with an entry. No matter your political leanings, this was truly an amazing day for our country. Good luck, President Obama.
Make the jump for some inauguration humor courtesy of President Jimmy "All Night" Carter.
Donk Spotter
Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too? Perhaps I Can…
February 19, 2009 by
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So I'm sure you've all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday. Yeah, it's true. See that strapping overcoat up there? Bulletproof. Shirt? Bulletproof. Tie? Bulletproof. That Q-Ray Bracelet...
Chas McBitch
February 19, 2009 by
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Many larger (arguable) sites have run stories on Mr. McBowling Pin already. Consider this supplemental. And a bit traitorous considering my special lady got her papers from there.
More opinion after the jump.
Acting the way he does i.e. peacocking around, flapping gums, chest...
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oy Oy Oy!
February 19, 2009 by
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And the 2009 tennis season is officially underway with the Australian Open, liiiiiiiiiiive from Mel-bun (Cliff Drysdale voice).
We're actually in the Round of 16 already, but I'll make my predictions anyway. After the jump. Doods:
First of all, I'm pretty sure all...
Stomp to the Fayce!
February 19, 2009 by
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I'm sure most of you Frumpsters out there have seen this already. If not, think Albert Haynesworth.
Make the jump for the video. I realize Chase Budinger's head o' hair looks like one of those golf shoe cleaners outside the pro shop, but come on. That makes Laettner...
Virgin Taken to Task by Dissatisfied Patron
February 19, 2009 by
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Everyone loves a good corporate complaint letter. We see some of the better ones pop up from time to time, and they rarely fail to elicit a laugh. Occasionally, however, one comes along that truly flirts with the sublime, and we may very well have one here.
Came across this gem...
Chubby Anime Fan Would Like To Love You Long Time…
February 19, 2009 by
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As long as you're Asian, of course. Or perhaps at least Fasian. Either way, you have to hand it to this guy. Some folks may never find true love, you know. Some may never even know what they're looking for, but not this guy. He knows exactly what he wants, and he'...
Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman: “I’m the metaphysical offspring of John Lennon, James Dean and…2Pac”
February 19, 2009 by
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Okay, that's not actually a direct quote, but it might as well have been. Whether it's drugs, anxiety, or just another tragic case of Christian Bale Disease (extremely over-inflated sense of self-worth), Joaquin Phoenix put on quite a show on Letterman last night. Then...
Last Minute Dating Advice, Courtesey of Frumpzilla’s Ever Listening Ear
February 19, 2009 by
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Well, Frumpsters, Valentine's Day is right around the corner tomorrow, and I'm fairly certain there are quite a few lonely hearts out there that could use a little help landing a last second date. Sure, you could pick up a Cosmo, or Men's Health or something on your...
Possibly the Greatest Music Video For Any Original Network Television Feature’s Score, Ever…
February 19, 2009 by
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But please don't take that assessment the wrong way, Frumpsters. With those qualifiers, such a video could still be, generally speaking, pretty damn shitty, and that's basically what we have after the jump.
So yeah, a trusted source just informed me that North Carolina...
“Yeah, I’m a dad. What of it?”
February 19, 2009 by
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Do you remember what you did for fun when you were 12? Neither do I. However, I'm pretty sure it involved playing some bball with my buddies or trading baseball cards, definitely not making the babies. The same cannot be said for Alfie Patten, a 13 year old british lad(who...
“Yeah, I’m a dad. What of it?”
February 17, 2009 by
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Do you remember what you did for fun when you were 12? Neither do I. However, I'm pretty sure it involved playing some bball with my buddies or trading baseball cards, definitely not making the babies. The same cannot be said for Alfie Patten, a 13 year old british lad(who...
Possibly the Greatest Music Video For Any Original Network Television Feature's Score, Ever?
February 16, 2009 by
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But please don't take that assessment the wrong way, Frumpsters. With those qualifiers, such a video could still be, generally speaking, pretty damn shitty, and that's basically what we have after the jump. So yeah, a trusted source just informed me that North Carolina State...
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