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Triple F Takes On Autism
May 01, 2009 by
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April is Autism awareness month so we took time away from our campaign against size discrimination to fight autism. We teamed up with the Tackling Autism Foundation to help take autism to the ground. The Tackling Autism Foundation is having its launch event in Orlando tomorrow. A dedicated...
Epic Road Trip in Search of 3XL T-shirts
April 20, 2009 by
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Good shirts are hard to find. Good 3XL shirts are nearly impossible to find. In March, Desteenation shirt company launched a nationwide road trip in search of great t-shirts. Here is where he chronicles his trip - link. Fortunately, they make their shirts up to 3XL. Their lead scout...
United Airlines doesn't believe in evolution
April 18, 2009 by
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United Airlines sent out a press release this week that announced they will be discriminating against husky humans. If you are blessed with a body that can't be wedged into United's outdated seats, then you will be charged for a second seat or bumped from their overbooked flights...
Signs of Superiority
April 14, 2009 by
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If you find this label in your clothes, then there is a high probability that you are genetically superior.This picture comes courtesy of failblog.org. It is a great site for all the free agents out there waiting for the TARP to produce employment opportunities. The hours spent on...
Wake n' Bacon - Greatest Invention Ever?
April 06, 2009 by
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Massive Marty of NYC told me that he wakes up to the smell of bacon every morning because of the Wake n' Bacon. Behold this beauty -You put a piece of frozen bacon in this alarm clock before you go to bed then wake up to the smell of succulent swine.Our R&D department is working...
John Daly - Hot or Not?
April 06, 2009 by
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Number 8 on our top ten greatest full figured athletes is John Daly. I was sent an impressive clip of Long John getting his moobs massaged while enjoying his breakfast of Diet Coke and cigs. Hot or not?
Top Ten Greatest Full Figured Athletes
March 30, 2009 by
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We've done extensive research to compile our top ten list of the greatest full figured athletes. I imagine that some with question our list but no one can question the masculinity and genetic beauty that each of these men possess. Enjoy..... 1. Babe Ruth The Sultan of Swat set...
Bad News for Retired NFL Linemen
March 28, 2009 by
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The Mayo Clinic just announced the results of a study done on 167 retired NFL players. Here is the story. It turns out that 60 percent of retired NFL linemen had sleep disordered breathing. So that means that these beautiful beasts are waking up multiple times in the middle of the...
Triple F offends Brian Alvarez (the Bowflex guy)
March 24, 2009 by
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In December, I posted one of our most groundbreaking articles under the title "Brian Alvarez - We don't want your fat clothes." It has been one of most popular pieces because the world wants to throw up when he says in his Bowflex commercial - "My wife gives me that...
International Dominance
March 23, 2009 by
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It is great to be back from my wildly successful international size discrimination awareness tour. Sorry for the lack of posts (the Old World doesn't believe in supersizing their bandwidth).I gathered enormous amounts of data while on my recon trip. Here's what I found -the...
International Size Discrimination Awareness Tour
March 15, 2009 by
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So I saw that Dhani Jones of the Bengals was traveling around the world fighting people, playing rugby, and falling off horses. Here is a clip of the Travel Channel show called Dhani Tackles the Globe -So this made me think about the current size discrimination epidemic. It is an international...
Exclusive David Anderson Interview
March 14, 2009 by
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The most surprising part about our revolution has been the outpouring of support from little people. Today we'll highlight a little man that plays amongst giants. This small fry will check in time to time to share his experiences in a full figured world. We introduce David Anderson...
The Mega Mel Showdown
March 12, 2009 by
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The Big Love Burger contest has been heating up. As people attempt to create the BLB, they have been inspired other works of burger art. One reader that calls himself "The Big Sexxy" (not sure it the double x was necessary) told me about the Mega Mel Burger. The Big Sexxy...
Hummer Tax = Political Size Discrimination
March 11, 2009 by
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Some of the comments following the list of top ten full figured actors included a dispute about the Hummer tax. Those unfamiliar with the Hummer Tax can catch up on the story here.Here is a portion of this textual battle -"Now they want to tax drivers of big SUV's! I ask the...
Free Agency Signing with Yardbarker
March 11, 2009 by
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I became a free agent at 12:01 AM February 27th. I was waiting by the phone when I was contacted by AlanaG at yardbarker.com. She had been breaking down game film on me and my fight against size discrimination. Yardbarker was so impressed with my body of work that they made me an offer...
Exclusive Chester Pitts Interview
March 08, 2009 by
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Here is another installment of our interview series. This time we bring you the wisdom of Chester Pitts. Dimensions: 6'4" 310 lbs. BMI 37.7. Day Job: Left Guard for the Houston Texans. Post Game Pursuits: Ellen's Teddy Bear, part time model and full time dad. Do you mind...
Top Ten Greatest Full Figured Actors
March 07, 2009 by
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At Triple F, we are continually highlighting the evolution of man. We have compiled a list of the top ten greatest full figured actors. You can argue with us about our selections but you better not argue with these superior males because they will not hesitate to sit on your face....
5XL shirts at gas stations?
March 05, 2009 by
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Spoiler alert - In last night's episode of Lost, famous fella Hurley had blood on his shirt from some people he killed. So he stopped at a gas station to find a shirt. He was able to find a huge selection of t shirts in his size. How is that possible? Look at the size of this marooned...
Introducing Big Foot
March 05, 2009 by
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After reading the many posts on Triple F, I have been inspired to do my part and inform the little people of the world of the wrongs they have done to us physical specimens. I myself wear a size 17 EEE shoe, and needless to say my options on footwear are horrible. As I grew, so did my feet. By ...
Little people are stealing our clothes
March 05, 2009 by
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Some little guy in Kansas City is running around with our clothes. According to a news report that came out yesterday, a 5 foot 5 inch man of medium build stole hundreds of dollars worth of clothes from the Casual Male XL store. How is this possible? Don't average sized men have...
Signs of Superiority - 1. Advanced Body Heat
March 05, 2009 by
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Numerous reader questions have asked, "Do I qualify to be a full figured fella?" If you are asking, then you probably fall in the tweener catagory. So you are one intense training session away from being a member of the triple f club. For those wondering if their DNA is superior...
Exclusive Mike Brisiel Interview
March 05, 2009 by
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As promised, we have found the interviews that you are dying to read. Today's guest is Mike Brisiel of the Houston Texans. Mike Brisiel aka Biscuit, Money Mike -International superstar with the '07 World Bowl Champion Hamburg Sea Devils -Only player ever to get an injury timeout...
Size Discrimination - An International Crisis
March 05, 2009 by
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The market has spoken once again. Triple F headquarters came out with its first progress report on the revolution. The numbers were shocking. We now have a presence in 34 countries. The report revealed the top 10 countries facing size discrimination - 1. Canada 2. Spain 3. Brazil 4...
Triple F sets the internet on fire
March 05, 2009 by
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In the past, we didn't allow women in our clubhouse. Two recent developments forced us to change our policy at Triple F headquarters - First, we are outnumbered. In the United States, there are 103 females for every 100 males. You can't argue with numbers. If we are ever going...
Full Figured Matchup of the Super Bowl
March 05, 2009 by
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The Super Bowl gives us the opportunity to celebrate the evolution of man. The game will features some incredibly athletic players like Larry Fitzgerald who has an unofficial vertical leap of 3000". But no where is the progress of human genetics more evident than in the trenches. For that ...
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