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Triple F Takes On Autism
April is Autism awareness month so we took time away from our campaign against size discrimination to fight autism. We teamed up with the Tackling Autism Foundation to help take autism to the ground. The Tackling Autism Foundation is having its launch event in Orlando tomorrow. A dedicated staff of people has organized a great golf tournament at the Rosen Shingle Creek Golf Course...
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May 01, 2009
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Epic Road Trip in Search of 3XL T-shirts
Good shirts are hard to find. Good 3XL shirts are nearly impossible to find. In March, Desteenation shirt company launched a nationwide road trip in search of great t-shirts. Here is where he chronicles his trip - link. Fortunately, they make their shirts up to 3XL. Their lead scout, Gabe, describes his mission -"to re-discover the sacred grounds that define the spirit of this...
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April 20, 2009
United Airlines doesn't believe in evolution
United Airlines sent out a press release this week that announced they will be discriminating against husky humans. If you are blessed with a body that can't be wedged into United's outdated seats, then you will be charged for a second seat or bumped from their overbooked flights.United justifies their insensitivity to the massive masses by saying they received over 700 complaints...
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April 18, 2009
Signs of Superiority
If you find this label in your clothes, then there is a high probability that you are genetically superior.This picture comes courtesy of failblog.org. It is a great site for all the free agents out there waiting for the TARP to produce employment opportunities. The hours spent on this site will make you feel better about yourself, but won't help you pay any bills.
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April 14, 2009
Wake n' Bacon - Greatest Invention Ever?
Massive Marty of NYC told me that he wakes up to the smell of bacon every morning because of the Wake n' Bacon. Behold this beauty -You put a piece of frozen bacon in this alarm clock before you go to bed then wake up to the smell of succulent swine.Our R&D department is working on a protein shake alarm clock. Our product will allow our genetically superior readers to continue...
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April 06, 2009
John Daly - Hot or Not?
Number 8 on our top ten greatest full figured athletes is John Daly. I was sent an impressive clip of Long John getting his moobs massaged while enjoying his breakfast of Diet Coke and cigs. Hot or not?
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April 06, 2009
Top Ten Greatest Full Figured Athletes
We've done extensive research to compile our top ten list of the greatest full figured athletes. I imagine that some with question our list but no one can question the masculinity and genetic beauty that each of these men possess. Enjoy.....1. Babe RuthThe Sultan of Swat set the standard by fueling his epic career with hot dogs and beer.2. Rulon GardnerStepped in the ring with...
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March 30, 2009
Bad News for Retired NFL Linemen
The Mayo Clinic just announced the results of a study done on 167 retired NFL players. Here is the story. It turns out that 60 percent of retired NFL linemen had sleep disordered breathing. So that means that these beautiful beasts are waking up multiple times in the middle of the night because they momentarily stop breathing. As a result, many of these men can be found looking like...
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March 28, 2009
Triple F offends Brian Alvarez (the Bowflex guy)
In December, I posted one of our most groundbreaking articles under the title "Brian Alvarez - We don't want your fat clothes." It has been one of most popular pieces because the world wants to throw up when he says in his Bowflex commercial - "My wife gives me that little wink from time to time." I just projectile vomited all over myself while thinking about...
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March 24, 2009
International Dominance
It is great to be back from my wildly successful international size discrimination awareness tour. Sorry for the lack of posts (the Old World doesn't believe in supersizing their bandwidth).I gathered enormous amounts of data while on my recon trip. Here's what I found -the evolution of man appears to be limited to AmericaXXL shirts can be found across the pond but the euro...
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March 23, 2009
International Size Discrimination Awareness Tour
So I saw that Dhani Jones of the Bengals was traveling around the world fighting people, playing rugby, and falling off horses. Here is a clip of the Travel Channel show called Dhani Tackles the Globe -So this made me think about the current size discrimination epidemic. It is an international problem. We researched it a few months ago can came out with this alarming report. Here...
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March 15, 2009
Exclusive David Anderson Interview
The most surprising part about our revolution has been the outpouring of support from little people. Today we'll highlight a little man that plays amongst giants. This small fry will check in time to time to share his experiences in a full figured world. We introduce David Anderson and welcome him to the resistance.David AndersonHouston TexansDiminutive Dimensions - 5'10...
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March 14, 2009
The Mega Mel Showdown
The Big Love Burger contest has been heating up. As people attempt to create the BLB, they have been inspired other works of burger art. One reader that calls himself "The Big Sexxy" (not sure it the double x was necessary) told me about the Mega Mel Burger. The Big Sexxy even sent a picture of himself attempting to devour this gastronomic beauty. Behold.....I love that my man is...
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March 12, 2009
Hummer Tax = Political Size Discrimination
Some of the comments following the list of top ten full figured actors included a dispute about the Hummer tax. Those unfamiliar with the Hummer Tax can catch up on the story here.Here is a portion of this textual battle -"Now they want to tax drivers of big SUV's! I ask the politicians, what am I to drive? At 205.74 cm's tall and well over 142.881597 kilograms, my options...
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March 11, 2009
Free Agency Signing with Yardbarker
I became a free agent at 12:01 AM February 27th. I was waiting by the phone when I was contacted by AlanaG at yardbarker.com. She had been breaking down game film on me and my fight against size discrimination. Yardbarker was so impressed with my body of work that they made me an offer that day. They wanted a piece of the Full Figured Revolution. There were intense negotiations with...
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March 11, 2009
Exclusive Chester Pitts Interview
Here is another installment of our interview series. This time we bring you the wisdom of Chester Pitts.Dimensions: 6'4" 310 lbs. BMI 37.7. Day Job: Left Guard for the Houston Texans. Post Game Pursuits: Ellen's Teddy Bear, part time model and full time dad. Do you mind if we call you Dimples? What kind of website are you running? This is ...
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March 08, 2009
Top Ten Greatest Full Figured Actors
At Triple F, we are continually highlighting the evolution of man. We have compiled a list of the top ten greatest full figured actors. You can argue with us about our selections but you better not argue with these superior males because they will not hesitate to sit on your face.1. ArnoldWhen ...
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March 07, 2009
5XL shirts at gas stations?
Spoiler alert - In last night's episode of Lost, famous fella Hurley had blood on his shirt from some people he killed. So he stopped at a gas station to find a shirt. He was able to find a huge selection of t shirts in his size. How is that possible? Look at the size of this marooned beast -He ...
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March 05, 2009
Introducing Big Foot
After reading the many posts on Triple F, I have been inspired to do my part and inform the little people of the world of the wrongs they have done to us physical specimens. I myself wear a size 17 EEE shoe, and needless to say my options on footwear are horrible.As I grew, so did my feet. By ...
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March 05, 2009
Little people are stealing our clothes
Some little guy in Kansas City is running around with our clothes. According to a news report that came out yesterday, a 5 foot 5 inch man of medium build stole hundreds of dollars worth of clothes from the Casual Male XL store.How is this possible? Don't average sized men have enough clothes ...
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March 05, 2009
Signs of Superiority - 1. Advanced Body Heat
Numerous reader questions have asked, "Do I qualify to be a full figured fella?"If you are asking, then you probably fall in the tweener catagory. So you are one intense training session away from being a member of the triple f club.For those wondering if their DNA is superior, I'd like to start ...
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March 05, 2009
Exclusive Mike Brisiel Interview
As promised, we have found the interviews that you are dying to read. Today's guest is Mike Brisiel of the Houston Texans.Mike Brisielaka Biscuit, Money Mike-International superstar with the '07 World Bowl Champion Hamburg Sea Devils-Only player ever to get an injury timeout while on the sideline... ...
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March 05, 2009
Size Discrimination - An International Crisis
The market has spoken once again. Triple F headquarters came out with its first progress report on the revolution. The numbers were shocking. We now have a presence in 34 countries. The report revealed the top 10 countries facing size discrimination -1. Canada2. Spain3. Brazil4. United Kingdom5. ...
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March 05, 2009
Triple F sets the internet on fire
In the past, we didn't allow women in our clubhouse. Two recent developments forced us to change our policy at Triple F headquarters -First, we are outnumbered. In the United States, there are 103 females for every 100 males. You can't argue with numbers. If we are ever going to triumphantly ...
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March 05, 2009
Full Figured Matchup of the Super Bowl
The Super Bowl gives us the opportunity to celebrate the evolution of man. The game will features some incredibly athletic players like Larry Fitzgerald who has an unofficial vertical leap of 3000". But no where is the progress of human genetics more evident than in the trenches. For that ...
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March 05, 2009
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