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Brett Favre Gettin Jiggy
August 26, 2009 by
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The Ten Most Beloved/Transcendent/Memorable Detroit Sports Figures
May 13, 2009 by
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Let's face it; the city of Detroit is bleeding like a stab wound (both economically and literally) and could use a little pick-me-up, something to stop the bleeding.In case you have never seen a sports movie; when the going gets tough and the townspeople get down on their luck...
You Are Annoying Fake Tom Brady
May 07, 2009 by
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As much as I hate to admit that I actually buy this magazine now and again, have you ever noticed every issue of Men's Health is exactly the same? I'm not really sure how they get away with this, but save for maybe a couple 500 word pieces on some dapper metrosexual, they literally...
Getting to Know the OTB (Off Track Betting)
May 01, 2009 by
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Given it's derby weekend, we thought we'd provide the shpere with a little carnal knowledge on an integral part of the weekend. You see, ever since the demise of internet gambling, betting on horseracing has become a bit trickier. Fortunately, while our righteous lawmakers...
How Bad Are the Lions on Draft Day?
April 17, 2009 by
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Lions fans and non-Lions fans alike perpetually joke about the woeful draft history of the Matt Millen era, but today over lunch (two crunchy chicken tacos, one soft corn tortilla steak, side of Mexican rice, some chips and uber mediocre salsa), I poured through the draft analysis...
Have We Not Suffered Enough?
April 16, 2009 by
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Really, Greg Paulus? While we're at it, let's see what Bobby Hurley is doing. Maybe he'd like me to wash his car? Is there nothing sacred?Subscribe to us
Cabrera Homers Twice, Owns Blue Jays
April 09, 2009 by
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In light of the Tiger's unfathomably disappointing 2008 season, Miguel Cabrera obviously provided one of the lone bright spots. Amidst the heaping steamy pile of losses, Cabrera stashed away a .292 batting average, 37 home runs, and 127 RBIs in what was not quite a MVP caliber...
A Zoom Zoom in a Zoom Zoom
April 08, 2009 by
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With two new stadiums in my neck of the woods in the new Mets and Yankees digs, I'm hoping to make a solid effort to pay a little attention to baseball this year. I say it every year and it usually lasts about two weeks before the reality sets in that fantasy baseball sucks dong...
Memory Lane: Mateen's "One Shining Moment"
April 06, 2009 by
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Yes, you're sure to hear this story at least once this weekend. Shit, you've probably already read it and this is simply beating the dead horse. However, we can all agree the signature moment of the NCAA tournament comes just after the nets are cut and drum roll...it's...
Ask An Expert: Jack Bauer
April 01, 2009 by
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Yowza, we nearly let March Madness slip by without inviting even but one of our favorite minds to talk some hoops and lay down their perspective on the tournament. This year, we're gonna try to catch up with Jack Bauer on his cell phone. We all know he has some pretty busy days...
Ten Awesome Reminders Just How Long It Has Been Since Michigan Made It To The Dance
March 16, 2009 by
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They used to have this thing called the NCAA tournament and it was just amazing. We had this guy called Glen Rice who could just dominate. He could hit from outside, score in the post, and he even played defense. This dude Rumeal Robinson was fast like a minotaur and could make his...
Goran Suton is Awkward
March 11, 2009 by
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Oh, the moves, the spin, the kiss off the glass, the low-post presence, the agility, the balance, the charisma, the heart, the passion, the soul, the soft jumper, the all encompassing dominance that is Goran Sutton. Wait, who? What? Goran "fucking" Suton...bro, Michigan State...
Phish Returns this Weekend, but are they Really Gonna Be...Back?
March 02, 2009 by
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Big Shocker for the topic of the week, huh? Yup, that's right after what seems like an eternity Phish returns to the stage this weekend in their home-court venue or as close as it gets to home, the Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, VA. In my younger days (that makes me sound so old...
Michigan Hoops: Almost There or Another Lost Season?
February 23, 2009 by
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What do you make of the term "most improved?" While it should probably be fairly honorable, it just calls attention to the fact that you used to suck really bad and while you still suck, it's now to a lesser degree. It reminds me of tee ball when everybody used to get...
When Will We See Incentive Contracts in Sports?
February 22, 2009 by
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Today is his Birthday: Crystal Lake Countdown.
February 12, 2009 by
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(Editors Note: Repeat Alert...mailing it in!) I never forget this day, I simply never do. It all started in Up-State, NY in the late 70?s. That is, the legend of Camp Crystal Lake and Jason Voorhees. Come on, go ahead and admit that you have seen at least one of these ?classic? (and...
The Pistons Are Crumbling Before Our Eyes
February 10, 2009 by
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Remember looking forward to late spring/early summer and watching the Pistons and/or Red Wings embark on a drive for another title? Ah yes, the summertime in Detroit, even gives Kid Rock goose bumps. Well, bad news folks (aside from the Wings) it just ain't gonna happen for the...
Rivalry Week: Take the Highway to the Great Divide
February 10, 2009 by
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Ah yes, most of the attention in College Hoops this week will rest in a certain famous 10 mile radius they call Tobacco Road. However, if you're talking I-96 to US-23 South in about an hour of your time (traffic and weather pending of course) then you're talking Michigan vs...
How to Survive Fantasy Baseball When You Don't Give a F#ck
February 09, 2009 by
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I know there has to be legions of folks out there that share Stan's and my pain when it comes to fantasy sports. Fantasy Football is life. We talk about it constantly and try to make it relevant year round. Does it really matter how playoff performances will impact next season...
Super Bowl Hangover
February 02, 2009 by
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Yay folks, this is our two year anniversary. This was the first post I ever wrote for GoWF. It's not very good and I actually didn't even drink a single beer yesterday. We've come a long way! I hope you find joy in knowing that I will be fighting off vomit all day today...
Bet the House on the Boldin Props
January 27, 2009 by
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Short answer, yes - I'm still gambling. Long answer, we don't have enough time or space to dissect what I will be gambling on this weekend for the Super Bowl. Those who know me well enough, will know I'll be walking around with and excel Spreadsheet tracking my wagers come...
2008 Sports Word of the Year: the Nominees Please
January 19, 2009 by
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Following right along from 2007's coattails, the American Dialect again chose it's word of the year from the numerous overused utterances regarding the economic downturn. After choosing "subprime" in 2007, the 2008 word of the year is "bailout." I'm...
Best Supporting Actors
January 09, 2009 by
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Sorry the Ghosts site sucks so bad these days, but we do have a couple cool things going on elsewhere. First off, Hidden Track is nominated for Best Music Blog in the Weblog Awards and we're wrecking shit in first place over some big guns like Stereogum and Idolator. If you feel...
The Hurley Highlight Reel
January 05, 2009 by
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It's almost time folks. The countdown is to Lost is back on!Any good Lost fan has their clear alliances to certain characters. The ladies like Sawyer, the gays like Jack, and well, nobody likes Claire. Over the course of the last 3 seasons, my alliances have shifted quite drastically...
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