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Fire It Up!!
September 30, 2009 by
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For us here at the GSF, the MLB postseason can’t come soon enough. Say goodbye to the meaningless games of this year’s pathetic September and hello to the glorious rivalries of October.
So to get ready for the action to come, here’s a video that will no doubt fire...
Sixth Man of the Day: “It’s Lamar!”
September 30, 2009 by
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By now, we’ve all heard that Lamar Odom married the least hot youngest Kardashian sister this past weekend. But marrying a busty Armenian chick with a famous last name isn’t enough to get you the coveted Sixth Man of the Day Award.
Sure, we’re impressed that Khloe...
Vick’s Voodoo Doll
September 30, 2009 by
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Despite the season being only three weeks old, the Philadelphia Eagles have already seen their share of drama.
First, America’s most famous convict signed with the team, dramatically changing their offense. Then, Donovan forgot to eat his chunky soup and cracked a rib in the...
Romosexual of the Week: Michael Strahan
September 28, 2009 by
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Too obvious? Perhaps. But the gap-toothed wonder known as Michael Strahan really earned his Romosexual of the Week title.
For the record, we didn’t watch the crappy new sitcom live; after a few tequilas and some fish tacos on Friday, we stuffed Intern Jeff into a closet here...
Blog Down! Repeat: Blog is Down!!!
September 28, 2009 by
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Turn down the lights, shut off the camera and send the fans home…Agent Zero will entertain no longer.
Gilbert Arenas, who has been a pioneer for media-savvy NBA players, announced that he will shut down his popular blog, twitter account and all other digital “distractions...
The Cherry on Top
September 28, 2009 by
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Some things are so stupid, they’re supposed to be funny.
Take Dumb & Dumber, in which two morons take idiocy to a whole new level. They sell a dead bird to a blind kid. They have aspirations to open a pet store called “I Got Worms.” And in one of the finest...
Point/Counterpoint: Jevon Snead
September 25, 2009 by
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Point: Every great man faces challenges, and when you’re young, it’s the time to learn from your mistakes. Ronald Reagan was acting in ****** B-movies before he landed his gig in the Oval Office, and I heard that Nicolas Sarkozy was a hustler on the streets of Marseille...
Romosexual of the week: Tony Romo
September 23, 2009 by
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The GSF’s newest addition, intern Jeff, just so happens to be from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. But don’t worry, he’s not a douchebag. Just a keen observer, some might even say connoisseur, of douchebaggery.
Case in point: Jeff just told us that some Cowboys fans proudly...
Monday Morning Meltdown: Washington Redskins
September 23, 2009 by
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It’s been rough going for the ‘Skins lately. Sure, they squeaked out a win last week, but it was against a pathetic St. Louis team, and they left the field to a chorus of boos. You’d think things could only get better for Daniel Snyder’s overpaid underachievers...
Eastern Promises
September 23, 2009 by
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With news that billionaire and Russia’s richest man Mikhail Prokhorov has made an offer to buy the New Jersey Nets, American fans of the NBA are faced with a quandary: can we root for a team owned by a bunch of commies?
As children of the late 20th century, it’s hard for...
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year…
September 23, 2009 by
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With the NFL season under way and baseball’s postseason around the corner, you probably aren’t leaving your couch very often. As we say here at the GSF: screw Christmas — this is the most wonderful time of the year. But for our resident fantasy sports addict, Norm...
Sunday Surprise: This Lion on Lion Violence has gotta stop
September 22, 2009 by
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It’s no secret that times are tough in Detroit these days. From the 19 game losing streak to the fact that the unemployment rate is three times as high as the national average, it ain’t easy living in the Motor City.
But seriously, Detroit, has it really come to this?...
“To QB…or not to QB?” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
September 21, 2009 by
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It’s no secret that I’ve been in a terrible mood all day. But it’s not just the fact that the Eagles lost to a team that didn’t even make the playoffs last year. It’s the QB situation…and unless Andy Reid figures it out, we’re in for a long...
“Miami Vice” by Mason McDermott
September 18, 2009 by
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With last night’s drubbing of #14 Georgia Tech, the Miami Hurricanes established that, after years of irrelevancy, they are once again a contender. But the ‘Canes ascendance doesn’t just mean that we’ll be seeing more of them on national TV, and perhaps during...
Sixth Man of the Day: Delonte West (again)
September 18, 2009 by
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Just when we thought Delonte West couldn’t get any cooler, he goes right out and proves us wrong. And leave it up to Delonte to do it with style.
Today started out like any old Friday in September — Delonte put his Beretta 9mm in his waistband, strapped the old Ruger ...
A Favrian Decision
September 15, 2009 by
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Believe it or not, there was once a time when Brett Favre was thought to be a simple man. In the offseason, he’d quietly go about his business, hanging out on the family farm, shooting birds and shucking corn. But those were the good ol’ days, when August wasn’t ...
Csonka’s Zen: Do it for Pruitt, Patrick Swayze Remembered and Something Sweeter than Stokley
September 15, 2009 by
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The best thing about being a Browns fan is…this t-shirt? (Cleveland Frowns)
Patrick Swayze, you will be remembered by sports fans everywhere. (Lester’s Legends)
Chillin’ with Chillar — the best non-Stokley play of the weekend. (F Juice)
The best Stokley play...
Buster Knows Best
September 15, 2009 by
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Buster Olney has done some great work in the past, both on ESPN’s Baseball Tonight and in this fantastic commercial. But there’s no arguing that this Paul O’Neill-loving baseball savant does some of his best work on his blog. And yesterday he broke out some seriously interesting...
Sunday Surprise: Sanchez is Dirtier than expected
September 14, 2009 by
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Every NFL season is full of surprises, and while the result may have been predictable this past weekend, one game did stand out: the Jets’ thrashing of the Texans, who many think are on the verge of a breakout season.
But while a 1-0 start is always big for a team coming off...
“Cav-Man Down” by Mason McDermott
September 14, 2009 by
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A few hours ago, as I was looking at some photos of this past Saturday’s action, drinking my second bloody mary of the morning, and listening to the radio, my good buddy Colin Cowherd mentioned a video that cracked him up.
I went and checked it out, and I gotta agree —...
JB and Mr. Menefee
September 10, 2009 by
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African-Americans have taken over nearly every American sport, and thanks to athletes like Cullen Jones and Shani Davis, sports that have predominantly been played by white-folk are becoming integrated. If you asked a black man in 1957 if he thought Olympic gold medals would go to...
Sixth Man of the Day: Bruce Bowen
September 09, 2009 by
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A forearm shiver when an opponent tried to cut down the baseline and an elbow to the back while defending in the post…these are the memories that Bruce Bowen has left behind as he retired from the NBA last week. The key defensive stopper on a Spurs team that dominated the turn...
Nap Time
September 08, 2009 by
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While the Favre-Vick show has been dominating the airwaves for weeks, most players have been quietly preparing for the NFL season. And whether it’s conditioning drills or strength training, two-a-days are never easy on an athlete’s body. But fortunately for both the players...
Point/Counterpoint: Sammy loves School
September 08, 2009 by
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Point: Sam Bradford could’ve had it all. After last season’s Heisman campaign, Sammy was slated to be a top draft pick, and given all the turnover in the NFL at the quarterback position, he probably would have been starting from day one. He took his team to a National Championship...
Mangini’s Mangina
September 08, 2009 by
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By now most football fans have heard how Belichick’s disciple, Eric Mangini, has made a strategic decision not to announce his starting Quarterback for this Sunday’s matchup vs. the Vikings. Mr. Mangini, you are a true competitor and a master of deception.
How in the...
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