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Epic Battle: Diabetes vs. Neckbeard
It was the spring of 2009, and war was beginning...Out of the Rocky Mountains emerged a man with a curse. That curse, known as "The Beetus" by Liberty Medical, kept his face in a semi-permanent frown. After confronting his curse, a case of sandy vagina syndrome drove him to self-exile. His new coach demanded action.From the pits of the midwest's great urban jungle...
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April 08, 2009
Why Twitter exists
From the Incredible Bulk himself, Tony Mandarich, after the NCAA final.You can all start laughing.. wait.. wait.. wait....... ok NOW!
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April 08, 2009
Marty B?
This has no relevance to the Pack, but amazing relevance to laughing at the Cowboys, which in turn is always relevant (follow me?). Per ProFootballTalk, Martellus Bennett is quite the wordsmith. Instead of covering up his lack of writing talent (ala Yours Truly) with YouTube videos, "Marty B" is a big fan of terrible, terrible rapping (is there any other kind?). After...
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April 08, 2009
Thatta boy, Aaron
Via Packers Lounge, Railbird Central, and TMZ. Chick has the shortest mini skirt ever.
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April 05, 2009
Quote of the day
"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann
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April 05, 2009
Podcast virginity... broken.
Well, I decided to throw my hat in auditioning to help out with the Packers Lounge podcast with Dale Z. Check it out, laugh at me, and let me know what you think.
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April 04, 2009
In honor of Jay Cutler...
... I give you the venerable Wilford Brimley.Cutler adjusting to life with diabetes (May, 2008)
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April 02, 2009
Twittering with the Pack
I've been a little wrapped up... well.. with work the past couple days, but I thought you crazy kids out of there would get a kick out of my three newest "friends" on Twitter. They are Nick Barnett, Gilbert Brown, and.... Tony.... Mandarich. Out-friggin-standing! So far, I've learned that Nick Barnett was sick after traveling a couple days ago, Gilbert Brown...
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April 01, 2009
Back on the wagon?
Thanks for the shout out from Alex and the gang over at Packers Lounge, but I think I would have had to actually be on the wagon to begin with to get off of it.
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March 28, 2009
While most of you are enjoying your weekend...
I'm at work watching this jerkoff tell me how to do my job. Can the draft please get here?
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March 28, 2009
Duke Preston? No Way!
A free agent signing? Really??!?
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March 26, 2009
Must See!
The old lady represents Ted Thompson and the Mercedes driver represents free agency. Simply outstanding and the funniest thing I've seen today.
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March 26, 2009
Tony Gonzalez to the Pack.. again?
I saw this nugget on ESPN this morning. Unfortunately its an "insider" article, which I fundamentally refuse to pay for. Check out the last line in the image below. The fellahs over at Cheesehead TV must be creaming their jeans over this one!
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March 26, 2009
Duke Preston...
That Ted Thompson is one wild and craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy guy!I know free agent signings do not a good team make, but at least give me something sexy every once in a while. Charles Woodson was fun when we got him. But Duke Preston? A former fourth round pick that the Bills didn't attempt to re-sign and Oakland said "No thanks" to? Really? Come on... really? Ehhh..
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March 24, 2009
Ok, so I'm unbelievably late to the party on this one. I blame it on my unexplained 6 months absence (which was mostly laziness). Anyway, if you want to follow my incoherent ramblings at 3 in the morning, while about to make horrible decisions, go ahead and follow me on Twitter. Probably 20% will be Packers related... sorry I'm not as disciplined as Corey and Aaron...
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March 24, 2009
Little Nicky
I could understand being upset if you were playing for the veterans minimum, but this news of Nick Collins not showing up for offseason workouts is maddening. I call it the Javon Walker syndrome. After several years of sub-par play, a guy makes one pro bowl and thinks he's entitled to a new contract immediately. What's even more insane is that I can already hear backseat...
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March 20, 2009
Mock Draft: Version 2
Check out version 1 here. I've added comments only to the picks that are different from my first go round.1. Detroit Lions: Matt Stafford, quarterback, Georgia. 2. St. Louis Rams: Jason Smith, tackle, Baylor.The best Smith leapfrogs Eugene Moore as the best offensive tackle in the draft.3. Kansas City Chiefs: Aaron Curry, linebacker, Wake Forest. 4. Seattle Seahawks: Eugene...
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March 15, 2009
OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!
Jarrett Ahmad Terrell Carroll Buckley Bush signed an offer sheet with the Titans. Rest on those laurels, Ted, rest on those ******* laurels!
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March 14, 2009
Oh Bedard, You Rapscallion!
I had a nice chuckle today while reading Greg Bedard's thinly veiled exasperation at Ted Thompson. Here's my favorite part: Seeing the numbers on Burnett's contract tells me two things. 1) The Packers must have 90% of their $29 million cap room budgeted for contract extensions or some big move because Burnett's contract was really digestible. 2) Ted Thompson obviously...
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March 12, 2009
This weekend
.. I'll have an updated two round mock draft. Hopefully we won't end up with this joker:
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March 12, 2009
Anthony Smith signing reaction
Teddy T loosened the purse strings. I've been a little hard on the guy lately, mostly out of fun, though I understand why he doesn't blow his load on the first free agent available. I have a feeling he'll add a couple more guys in the front seven before all this is over. In case any of you were wondering, here's the collective reaction in the Titletown blog universe.
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March 07, 2009
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