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UFC reunion: Dana White and Randy Couture
September 03, 2008 by
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"So who f*cking gives a shit?" That was the rhetorical question posed to UFC president Dana White and Randy Couture, either of whom may or may not be thinking ahead to a potential match-up between Fedor Emelianenko and Randy.
Dana's response is classic.
Right now, though...
Bows and arrows: LaDainian Tomlinson
August 29, 2008 by
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Things Norv Turner enjoys:
1) Who cares
Things Norv Turner does not enjoy:
1) LT hanging out with Kimbo Slice
2) LT getting up close and personal with bows and arrows...
Train like LT: Kimbo Crunch!
August 29, 2008 by
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Core strength is the foundation of any balanced fitness regimen, and Kimbo Slice is the foundation of blue-collar, core-strength training. He and his methods are way too solid.
Parenting 101: kids and guns
August 28, 2008 by
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Quality father/daughter time: 11-year-old strips and reassembles AR-15 machine gun in 53 seconds.
Jay Wright hooks royal talent
August 26, 2008 by
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Mouphataou Yarou is a 6'10" power forward and a member of the royal family in the Republic of Benin, which is on the western coast of Africa. In 2009, though, Yarou will be thousands of miles away on the Main Line in PA. The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. The United States...
Putting the LPGA's racist decision on blast
August 26, 2008 by
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If you can't speak English, you can't play golf in the LPGA. Tour director Kate Peters: "This is an American tour. It is important for sponsors to be able to interact with players and have a positive experience." You sound awesome, Kate. We should hang out sometime...
LaDainian Tomlinson + Kimbo Slice: punching fridges, pulling limos, drinking leather and tackling a cattle corpse
August 22, 2008 by
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Holy shite! Best thing I've seen all day
August 21, 2008 by
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If you've got love for the Bay, then most definitely you've got to show some love to Fear the Beard, which today posted this slang battle between some chump from Massachusetts and the Bay's own, Forty Water (aka E-40 aka Charlie Hustle). The battle itself is idiotic, at...
GSP swatting dudes away like Fitches
August 20, 2008 by
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If you think four normal dudes could take down Georges St. Pierre, you need to have your head examined.
Michael Phelps & Tony the Tiger
August 20, 2008 by
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It's unfair to criticize Michael's choice to endorse Frosted Flakes, even if the sugary goodness isn't the most wholesome of meals.
JOEY CHESTNUT REMATCH aka DEWEY IS A DEAD MAN
August 20, 2008 by
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Recently I defeated Joey Chestnut in a drinking contest. Today the eating champ let me know that he wants a rematch, which probably means my reign is nearing its end.
Mike Brown, prepare to be destroyed
August 20, 2008 by
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September 10. Mark it on your calendars. That's the day when the #1 featherweight in the world is going to trademark Mike Brown's face. By the time Urijah Faber is done with him, Brown's face is going to look like a red, black and blue Jackson Pollock painting. I haven...
Greg Oden doesn't like your nickname
August 20, 2008 by
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Calling Greg "The Big Chill" may be bad for your health. He prefers Odie or G-O, and you'd better listen to the man, because he's about eight-feet tall and could probably bench-press you and your girlfriend at the same time.
Usain Bolt > Michael Phelps
August 20, 2008 by
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No disrespect to Michael Phelps and his 489 gold medals, but Usain Bolt is far more captivating.
Michael Johnson shops at IKEA
August 18, 2008 by
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Olympic superhero of yesteryear, Michael Johnson, shops at IKEA. Huge icy rocks in his ears, but he still puts together his own furniture. What a fool. Here's an outtake of me and Oakland Raiders CB Stanford Routt, who himself is a former track star, talking about Johnson.
"Beats By Dre" headphones: King James and Shadow Machado
August 18, 2008 by
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Manhattan Beach surf trip
August 18, 2008 by
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I went to Southern California this past weekend to celebrate my 30th birthday. Dirty 30. Manhattan Beach. Big ups to Cyrus and Carrie for letting me crash on their couch for three or four days.
We watched the Olympics (congratulations, Phelps) but mostly we drank and ate and drank...
JOEY CHESTNUT BEER CHUG (9.9 SECONDS)
August 14, 2008 by
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From Baltimore to the Bay to the Yard, when I reflect on 30 years of life, this is my proudest moment. Happy birthday to me.
Matt Barnes is hot-headed and dirty
August 14, 2008 by
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Last week I posted a story about Matt Barnes losing his cool at a San Francisco Pro-Am game. He threw a ball at a referee in disgust, ostensibly because it took the referee too long to a call a foul when Barnes was getting mugged during garbage time with his team up by a decent margin...
Olympic disappointment and my beatiful butterfly of disgust
August 13, 2008 by
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During the past 24 hours, my disappointment with the Beijing Olympics has blossomed into a beautiful butterfly of disgust.
First there was the 7-year-old, Yang Peiyi, who the Chinese government deemed too ugly for TV. Then this morning I read a second or third article about the...
WEC girls: Brittney & Christie
August 12, 2008 by
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Urijah Faber's showdown with Mike Brown is less than a month away, and I don't need any more of an excuse to show some love to the ladies who rep the greatest fight league around.
Christie and Brittney.
World. Extreme. Cagefighting.
Faber is 20-1 overall in his career...
Minority report: Putting the Olympics on blast
August 12, 2008 by
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I'm one of the few people who is not enjoying this year's Olympic Games in Beijing.
Do you play Madden? You must be terrible in bed
August 12, 2008 by
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Lawrence Taylor explains in this exclusive Yardbarker video why you should buy Blitz: The League II instead of Madden 09.
LT: "If you are used to the missionary position, then that's what you're going to do, but if you're going to sit there and experiment..."
Congratulations, Brother Tom and Nara
August 11, 2008 by
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Congratulations to my brother Thomas and his fiance Nara. Brother Tom proposed marriage during their recent vacation to her native Brazil (Fernando de Noronha).
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