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Blow Up the Outside World: a lesson in negativity and how to curse in the key of Hype

February 04, 2009 by Hornets Hype

Just hype it. To hype with all the negativity. People are hypin’ pissing me off. What the hype is wrong with us? I thought we were basketball fans. Nope. It’s the end of the world. End days are here. Trade David West. Our...

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Ledge Partay ‘09!!!

February 03, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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As I mentioned last night, I am up on a ledge right now. I’m definitely not coming down till the results of Chris Paul’s MRI come back. But regardless of the diagnosis, I might be up here a little while longer. Just in case. ‘Cause I gotta be honest. I’ve kind...

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It’s My Ledge. It’s Comfy Up Here, Curled in the Fetal Position, and I Will Not be Talked Down. Go Away.

February 02, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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This night is pretty much rock bottom for me as a Hornets fan. mW is going to disagree. The Spurs game 7 hit him hard, and that is what it is. And heâ€™s still too pissed about the loss to Golden State on Friday (why yes, that would make it three losses in a row, for [...]

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Who Needs Fiction When You Got Real Life?… The Bonzi Wells Saga Continues

February 02, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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The last we heard from Bonzi Wells, he was putting up 52 points in China for $40K a year and some egg rolls. There were rumors that Chinese fans referred to him as ?His Majesty,? the best player to grace the Chinese Basketball Association. On January 12, we learn that they play the...

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Ladies Night Blog Hijack!!

February 02, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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The following page appeared in this weekend?s Hornets game programs. Hehe? All I?m saying is, picture of Brandon Roy? Ladies Night? Brandon Roy? You know what I?m saying. Uh huh. That is some smart marketing. See, they?re always thinking like that. Smart. Now, BRoy, don?t go thinking...

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WEST West All Star Jerseys for Everyone!!

January 29, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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He made the team! West Reserves: Shaq, Gasol, West, Nowitzki, Parker, Billups, and Roy I don

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Salute to the 2 Headed Dragon

January 28, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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Well, the Hornets got Hilton Armstrong and his gimpy knee back on Monday, and it looks like David West could return Friday, so this excruciating stretch of No Big Men Whatsoever may be drawing to a close. It could have been a huge disaster. Yet the Hornets managed to go 3-1 with David...

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He Camp, He Shoot!

January 27, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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So I know Chris Paul had a triple double and 7 steals, but that totally happened last week, so I hope you don

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Oh Hey Now, We Know Those Guys

January 25, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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Chris Paul and James Posey, out and about in Baton Rouge yesterday for the Xavier/LSU game. I guess David West didn?t go because of his back. #13 Xavier won 80-70. Current Mood: Relaxed

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Adventures in Completely Unfortunate-Looking Photography

January 22, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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The NBA? Where, ?It?s Really OK Not To Use Every Photo You Take. No, Really? Happens Current Mood: Dead sexy

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A Little Help from my Friends

January 22, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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Because everyone loves a game when your starting big men are Sean Marks and Melvin Ely, right? With David West and Tyson Chandler out, CP and Peja were cruising in leader-mode last night for sure. I kind of shudder to think how the game would?ve gone if Posey/Peja/Sual had had one...

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Bobblehead Manufacturers Finally Recognize

January 21, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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Guys. This is actually really cool. Last year when we got Tyson Chandler bobbleheads, I complained about how it couldn?t really look like Tyson because it had no tats. I mean, that?s pretty lame. If they can get Chris Paul?s two-colored bracelets right, you?d think they can at least...

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The Day I’ve Been Waiting For

January 19, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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? David West Bobblehead Day! Guys, don?t forget the game tips off at 2:30, which would place the Buzzfest at 1:00. But there are only 8,000 bobbleheads, so you?ve got to cut your free beer festivities short to get one. In case you didn?t know, I?ve been waiting all year for the D West...

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When Two Objects Collide on Post-Apocalyptic Earth or Possibly in the Midwest

January 16, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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Good vs. Evil. Humans vs. Robots. The followup to a huge cliffhanger about the nature of existence, the deep and tantalizing question of who we really are and what we want to become. Two stars collide on your television tonight. I?m talking about the Hornets breezing into Cleveland...

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32 Hours of James Posey: Hour 32

January 14, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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While making fun of the corporate-whorish NBA TV/Nike

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32 Hours of James Posey: Hour 29

January 14, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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While making fun of the corporate-whorish NBA TV/Nike ?24 Hours of LeBron? to celebrate LeBron James? 24th birthday, I jokingly stated that the next Hornet birthday, I?d top that. January 13th is James Posey?s birthday. And I am a woman of my word. Check out the rest of the silliness...

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32 Hours of James Posey: Hour 28

January 14, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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While making fun of the corporate-whorish NBA TV/Nike ?24 Hours of LeBron? to celebrate LeBron James? 24th birthday, I jokingly stated that the next Hornet birthday, I?d top that. January 13th is James Posey?s birthday. And I am a woman of my word. Check out the rest of the silliness...

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32 Hours of James Posey: Hour 27

January 14, 2009 by Hornets Hype

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While making fun of the corporate-whorish NBA TV/Nike

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