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Dr. Octagon vs. The Last Emperor | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
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Dr. Octagon has a better chance of beating Fedor Emelianenko on Saturday night than does Brett Rogers. With his Y3K space travelling, combat and Octagonecological skills, Dr. Octagon can at least ask the stars to align.Brett Rogers can't even ask. The dude's not even a star...
Not even Rocky Balboa | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
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"Gonna Fly Now" by the Rocky OrchestraI love a good underdog story. I love how the puncher's chance can actually come true.However, I also believe that all the stars must align for a monumental upset to happen. All the celestial forces on course to collide in November...
Celestial Forces Colliding | VIEWING GUIDE
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Maybe it's the kung fu movies I've been watching, but the mega fights of November are unfolding cinematically to me.Of course, the headline event of the month is Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto on the 14th (9 PM ET, HBO PPV). Just the fight in itself is a big movie, especially...
That's Playing With Fire | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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from The Exorcist (1973)Publicly announcing your career plan to fight Brock LesnarThat's playing with fireDoing so when you still have to fight ShogunThat's playing with fireTaking kicks to the body and legsThat's playing with fireFighting without a jabThat's playing...
Leave the little boys alone | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
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courtesy of Blaxploitation PrideIf you're a priest, leave the little boys aloneBecome corruptLust for riches and women,Like Pope Alexander VIBrawl like the monks of KoreaKill like Shaolin, Wu Tang and LamaBecome excommunicated,For throwing down like Shogun and MachidaBut leave...
Machida-Shogun makes me want to watch kung fu movies | VIEWING GUIDE
September 24, 2009 by
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A fancier title for Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio Rua is Dragon vs. Shogun.I've watched some kung fu movies lately (Crippled Avengers, Shogun Assassin). I've also written a piece featuring Wu-Tang songs heavily powered by kung fu sound bytes.But the upcoming throwdown between...
I'll cry when Juan Manuel Marquez retires | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
September 20, 2009 by
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"Snakes" by Ol' Dirty Bastardft. Killah Priest, RZA, Masta Killa and Buddha MonkAfter seeing the heart of a lion that Juan Manuel Marquez has when Marquez fought Floyd Mayweather, Jr., I've officially reserved my tears for the day when Juan Ma announces his retirement...
Pretty boys that will beat the crap out of you | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
September 17, 2009 by
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"The Truth" by Handsome Boy Modeling SchoolFloyd Mayweather, Jr. and Juan Manuel Marquez are pretty boys. They're small in stature, and will be fighting at 147 lbs on Saturday night (September 19 - 9 PM ET, HBO PPV). They're not hairy dudes, but they're more alpha...
South Africa 2010 - I'll believe it when I see it | BALL-KICKIN'
September 13, 2009 by
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courtesy of FHMFantasizing about Merxe Gimeno sure is easy.Before you know it, it'll be time for the 2010 World Cup. Many teams have already qualified and the fans are getting pumped up for the greatest sporting event in the world. However...I'll believe it when I see it.The...
The Thin Line Between Sexy and Cute | BABE-A-DAY!
September 06, 2009 by
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photos courtesy of their respective ownersThe lady in the photo above is Korean actress Song Hye Kyo. I happen to find her cutes very attractive. She also has a touch of sexiness that enhances her cuteness.Personally, I like the type of woman whose sweet and sexy sides are balanced...
Ricky Rubio looks awfully good in Barca colors | SPECIAL
September 06, 2009 by
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If you're a Minnesota Timberwolves fan, you're probably pissed off that Ricky Rubio is going to be playing in Spain until at least 2011, but I like the deal that sent Rubio to Regal FC Barcelona.Frankly, I don't care if Rubio never wears a T-Wolves uniform. Hell, I don...
To all you watermelon and fried chicken eaters | MAD BALLIN'
September 05, 2009 by
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Sure tastes good, no? I love watermelon and frequently have it as dessert. I don't eat fried chicken nearly as often but I'm up for it sometimes. I had some KFC after learning about Magic Johnson's eulogy at the Michael Jackson memorial. I had some of the other KFC - Korean...
The Intimate Mirage | BABE-A-DAY!
September 03, 2009 by
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Watching Randy Couture vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira from UFC 102 was a bittersweet pleasure. It conjured memories of Captain America's beatdowns of America's Worst Nightmare (Tim Sylvia) and The Brazilian Invasion (Gabriel Gonzaga). It took me through the nostalgia lane of...
Will Shaq save the world? | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
August 31, 2009 by
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I'm not saying that Shaq is going to lay down the law with the strength of Steel. I'm not saying that Shaq will grant the world's tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to breathe free some Kazaam magic to salvage themselves. Hell, I'm not even saying that Shaq will...
Don't Play With Fire - Diabolical Brain Infection | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
August 28, 2009 by
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"Diary of a Madman" by GravediggazNeither play with fire nor mess with the devil.Michael Jackson's brain was infected by devils.Michael Jordan's brain is infected by devils.Michael Vick's brain is infected by devils.Mike Tyson's brain is infected by devils...
Jordanesque enough for 24/7 | VIEWING GUIDE
August 21, 2009 by
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Say what you want about Mayweather-Marquez (September 19 - 9 PM ET, HBO PPV), but I'm looking forward to it simply because it features two Jordanesque athletes.Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a big mouth who commands the big bucks, but he trains hard and backs up his talk. His mastery...
Fedor hasn't paid his dues | WILD BEATDOWNS!
August 17, 2009 by
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Roy Jones, Jr. pays his promoter dues by schooling Jeff LacyWhen I first heard about the negotations between Fedor Emelianenko and the UFC falling through, I thought maybe Fedor was ducking Brock Lesnar and the elite competition of the UFC (FYI : post-UFC 101 pound-4-pound rankings...
The Perfect Night for Porn | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
August 16, 2009 by
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via Rear Naked NewsThe evening of Saturday August 15 (2009) wasThe perfect night for pornStrikeforce : Carano vs. Cyborg wasThe perfect night for pornEven though Gina got her ass kicked, it wasThe perfect night for pornIf Gina had won, it would've been a perfectlyPerfect night...
Five ways to hook up with Gina Carano | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
August 13, 2009 by
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I don't claim to know or have met Gina Carano. But if I were a guy trying to hook up with the athletic-aesthetic specimen here's what I'd do.courtesy of Maxim1. Not talk about how hot she is : She probably hears it all the time.2. Not talk about how well she fights : She...
Top 5 Pound-for-Pound Fighters after UFC 101 | WILD BEATDOWNS!
August 11, 2009 by
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What happened at UFC 101 has shaken up my predicted post-UFC 98 pound-for-pound Top 5, so here are my updated rankings.1. Anderson Silva : Toyed with Forrest Griffin like a true kung fu master. The most awe-inspiring martial artist since Bruce Lee. So dominant in the middleweight division...
I'd rather let my lady kick my ass | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
August 11, 2009 by
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courtesy of Global Sports FraternityI'm not the type to sit there and get beat up*, but I'd rather let my lady kick my ass.My point is, when you deal with women, you have to be slick and cool.I'm glad that Gina Carano vs. Cris Cyborg, the first women's championship...
Levels of Kung Fu Mastery (UFC 101/WEC 42 observations) | BEATDOWNS! BRAINTEASER
August 09, 2009 by
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UFC 101 and WEC 42 over the weekend had some stunning moments, especially in their main events.From Anderson Silva's backpedaling one-punch knockout of Forrest Griffin to BJ Penn's thorough domination of Kenny Florian on land, air and sea to Brian Bowles' barreling through...
Logan Stanton Revisited | BABE-A-DAY!
August 07, 2009 by
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courtesy of Fight!I remember the first time I posted about Logan Stanton, who was then the freshest UFC Octagon Girl. After seven months, Logan Stanton has become a familiar fixture at UFC events, but she still manages to heighten my senses to the utmost : For you to have even a chance...
Don't Play With Fire - Bald-Headed Avengers | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
August 06, 2009 by
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I like the fact that the three biggest names of this weekend's MMA events (UFC 101, WEC 42) have interesting hairstyles.Miguel Torres, the badass from East Chicago, has a mullet and always shows up to fight.BJ Penn and Anderson Silva are bald, and as I predicted in my preview of...
Don't Play With Fire | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
August 04, 2009 by
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In my previous piece "The Living Hell of Michael Vick - Repentance," I went over how Mike Tyson did nothing but play with fire during his boxing career and how disgraced NFL star Michael Vick is in good hands compared to Tyson's predicament.Well, even Mike Tyson's...
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