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Access to Your Wife's Private Parts - The Gentleman | WILD BEATDOWNS!
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Pacman in concert, singing "Sometimes When We Touch"Roughly two hours after fighting Miguel CottoThe Gentleman is smoothThe Gentleman can carry a grooveThe Gentleman is toughThe Gentleman shows his people mad loveThe Gentleman can danceThe Gentleman puts men and women in...
Fight Reflections for November 2009 | VIEWING GUIDE
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We at HotNonPorn.com aim to create classic content with long shelf lives. Moreover, we want to give you a sublime experience following the mega fights each month. We felt it was time to reflect on the mega fights we cover monthly when the dust settles.Here are our reflections and links...
The Secret Weapon of Jose Aldo | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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"Dangerous Mindz" by GravediggazIt was supposed to be Little Fedor's crowning, but Baby Jose pooped the party, with moves filthier than the s***ty ass diapers of RZA's son.No, 23-year old Jose Aldo didn't look like the WEC version of Manny Pacquiao, but he brought...
Calling on Baby Fedor | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
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In my guide to November's mega fights, I called WEC featherweight champion Mike Brown "Baby Fedor".Upon second thought, he should be "Little Fedor", because he's a year older than Fedor Emelianenko, but the crowning will have to wait after WEC 44, when Brown...
Till Death Do Us Part | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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Floyd Mayweather, Jr. on Sky Sports, talking about Manny PacquiaoI took Manny Pacquiao as my bride, had my love affair with Miguel Cotto, and left Miguel to sort things out with Manny.With Manny looking like a total kung fu master in whooping Miguel - being on point with the footwork...
You will love this | DA STREETZ
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I dedicate the song "Secret Wars" by The Last Emperor to all of you who love both MMA and boxing. I feel that this track provides the perfect backdrop to this month's mega fights, as there are some major emperors fighting for gold and glory in November.The pre-fight content...
Things that don't change | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
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In light of Mike Tyson's latest arrest for punching paparazzi, here are some of the constants in life :1. Trouble following Iron Mike2. Tyson's knockout power3. Tyson's wackinessThe following won't change as long as the Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto are in their time...
Manny Pacquiao is my wife | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
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I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I heard that when married men have affairs, they usually return to their wives. Of course, this is assuming that their wives don't divorce them.Manny Pacquiao has been my favorite boxer for over a year. So metaphorically, he would...
When you had too much to drink | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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"You Had Too Much to Drink" by EPMDA little wine don't hurt nobody. It's when you drink too much that the problems start happening. For example :1. You may think you're Tony Montana.2. The girl sitting next to you at the bar may look like Paula Abdul.3. You may...
Dr. Octagon vs. The Last Emperor | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
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Dr. Octagon has a better chance of beating Fedor Emelianenko on Saturday night than does Brett Rogers. With his Y3K space travelling, combat and Octagonecological skills, Dr. Octagon can at least ask the stars to align.Brett Rogers can't even ask. The dude's not even a star...
Not even Rocky Balboa | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
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"Gonna Fly Now" by the Rocky OrchestraI love a good underdog story. I love how the puncher's chance can actually come true.However, I also believe that all the stars must align for a monumental upset to happen. All the celestial forces on course to collide in November...
Celestial Forces Colliding | VIEWING GUIDE
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Maybe it's the kung fu movies I've been watching, but the mega fights of November are unfolding cinematically to me.Of course, the headline event of the month is Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto on the 14th (9 PM ET, HBO PPV). Just the fight in itself is a big movie, especially...
That's Playing With Fire | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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from The Exorcist (1973)Publicly announcing your career plan to fight Brock LesnarThat's playing with fireDoing so when you still have to fight ShogunThat's playing with fireTaking kicks to the body and legsThat's playing with fireFighting without a jabThat's playing...
Leave the little boys alone | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
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courtesy of Blaxploitation PrideIf you're a priest, leave the little boys aloneBecome corruptLust for riches and women,Like Pope Alexander VIBrawl like the monks of KoreaKill like Shaolin, Wu Tang and LamaBecome excommunicated,For throwing down like Shogun and MachidaBut leave...
Machida-Shogun makes me want to watch kung fu movies | VIEWING GUIDE
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A fancier title for Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio Rua is Dragon vs. Shogun.I've watched some kung fu movies lately (Crippled Avengers, Shogun Assassin). I've also written a piece featuring Wu-Tang songs heavily powered by kung fu sound bytes.But the upcoming throwdown between...
I'll cry when Juan Manuel Marquez retires | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
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"Snakes" by Ol' Dirty Bastardft. Killah Priest, RZA, Masta Killa and Buddha MonkAfter seeing the heart of a lion that Juan Manuel Marquez has when Marquez fought Floyd Mayweather, Jr., I've officially reserved my tears for the day when Juan Ma announces his retirement...
Pretty boys that will beat the crap out of you | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
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"The Truth" by Handsome Boy Modeling SchoolFloyd Mayweather, Jr. and Juan Manuel Marquez are pretty boys. They're small in stature, and will be fighting at 147 lbs on Saturday night (September 19 - 9 PM ET, HBO PPV). They're not hairy dudes, but they're more alpha...
South Africa 2010 - I'll believe it when I see it | BALL-KICKIN'
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courtesy of FHMFantasizing about Merxe Gimeno sure is easy.Before you know it, it'll be time for the 2010 World Cup. Many teams have already qualified and the fans are getting pumped up for the greatest sporting event in the world. However...I'll believe it when I see it.The...
The Thin Line Between Sexy and Cute | BABE-A-DAY!
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photos courtesy of their respective ownersThe lady in the photo above is Korean actress Song Hye Kyo. I happen to find her cutes very attractive. She also has a touch of sexiness that enhances her cuteness.Personally, I like the type of woman whose sweet and sexy sides are balanced...
Ricky Rubio looks awfully good in Barca colors | SPECIAL
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If you're a Minnesota Timberwolves fan, you're probably pissed off that Ricky Rubio is going to be playing in Spain until at least 2011, but I like the deal that sent Rubio to Regal FC Barcelona.Frankly, I don't care if Rubio never wears a T-Wolves uniform. Hell, I don...
To all you watermelon and fried chicken eaters | MAD BALLIN'
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Sure tastes good, no? I love watermelon and frequently have it as dessert. I don't eat fried chicken nearly as often but I'm up for it sometimes. I had some KFC after learning about Magic Johnson's eulogy at the Michael Jackson memorial. I had some of the other KFC - Korean...
The Intimate Mirage | BABE-A-DAY!
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Watching Randy Couture vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira from UFC 102 was a bittersweet pleasure. It conjured memories of Captain America's beatdowns of America's Worst Nightmare (Tim Sylvia) and The Brazilian Invasion (Gabriel Gonzaga). It took me through the nostalgia lane of...
Will Shaq save the world? | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
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I'm not saying that Shaq is going to lay down the law with the strength of Steel. I'm not saying that Shaq will grant the world's tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to breathe free some Kazaam magic to salvage themselves. Hell, I'm not even saying that Shaq will...
Don't Play With Fire - Diabolical Brain Infection | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
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"Diary of a Madman" by GravediggazNeither play with fire nor mess with the devil.Michael Jackson's brain was infected by devils.Michael Jordan's brain is infected by devils.Michael Vick's brain is infected by devils.Mike Tyson's brain is infected by devils...
Jordanesque enough for 24/7 | VIEWING GUIDE
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Say what you want about Mayweather-Marquez (September 19 - 9 PM ET, HBO PPV), but I'm looking forward to it simply because it features two Jordanesque athletes.Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a big mouth who commands the big bucks, but he trains hard and backs up his talk. His mastery...
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