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Jordanesque enough for 24/7 | VIEWING GUIDE
August 21, 2009 by
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Say what you want about Mayweather-Marquez (September 19 - 9 PM ET, HBO PPV), but I'm looking forward to it simply because it features two Jordanesque athletes.Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a big mouth who commands the big bucks, but he trains hard and backs up his talk. His mastery...
Fedor hasn't paid his dues | WILD BEATDOWNS!
August 17, 2009 by
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Roy Jones, Jr. pays his promoter dues by schooling Jeff LacyWhen I first heard about the negotations between Fedor Emelianenko and the UFC falling through, I thought maybe Fedor was ducking Brock Lesnar and the elite competition of the UFC (FYI : post-UFC 101 pound-4-pound rankings...
The Perfect Night for Porn | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
August 16, 2009 by
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via Rear Naked NewsThe evening of Saturday August 15 (2009) wasThe perfect night for pornStrikeforce : Carano vs. Cyborg wasThe perfect night for pornEven though Gina got her ass kicked, it wasThe perfect night for pornIf Gina had won, it would've been a perfectlyPerfect night...
Five ways to hook up with Gina Carano | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
August 13, 2009 by
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I don't claim to know or have met Gina Carano. But if I were a guy trying to hook up with the athletic-aesthetic specimen here's what I'd do.courtesy of Maxim1. Not talk about how hot she is : She probably hears it all the time.2. Not talk about how well she fights : She...
Top 5 Pound-for-Pound Fighters after UFC 101 | WILD BEATDOWNS!
August 11, 2009 by
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What happened at UFC 101 has shaken up my predicted post-UFC 98 pound-for-pound Top 5, so here are my updated rankings.1. Anderson Silva : Toyed with Forrest Griffin like a true kung fu master. The most awe-inspiring martial artist since Bruce Lee. So dominant in the middleweight division...
I'd rather let my lady kick my ass | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
August 11, 2009 by
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courtesy of Global Sports FraternityI'm not the type to sit there and get beat up*, but I'd rather let my lady kick my ass.My point is, when you deal with women, you have to be slick and cool.I'm glad that Gina Carano vs. Cris Cyborg, the first women's championship...
Levels of Kung Fu Mastery (UFC 101/WEC 42 observations) | BEATDOWNS! BRAINTEASER
August 09, 2009 by
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UFC 101 and WEC 42 over the weekend had some stunning moments, especially in their main events.From Anderson Silva's backpedaling one-punch knockout of Forrest Griffin to BJ Penn's thorough domination of Kenny Florian on land, air and sea to Brian Bowles' barreling through...
Logan Stanton Revisited | BABE-A-DAY!
August 07, 2009 by
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courtesy of Fight!I remember the first time I posted about Logan Stanton, who was then the freshest UFC Octagon Girl. After seven months, Logan Stanton has become a familiar fixture at UFC events, but she still manages to heighten my senses to the utmost : For you to have even a chance...
Don't Play With Fire - Bald-Headed Avengers | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
August 06, 2009 by
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I like the fact that the three biggest names of this weekend's MMA events (UFC 101, WEC 42) have interesting hairstyles.Miguel Torres, the badass from East Chicago, has a mullet and always shows up to fight.BJ Penn and Anderson Silva are bald, and as I predicted in my preview of...
Don't Play With Fire | BEATDOWNS! PREVIEW
August 04, 2009 by
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In my previous piece "The Living Hell of Michael Vick - Repentance," I went over how Mike Tyson did nothing but play with fire during his boxing career and how disgraced NFL star Michael Vick is in good hands compared to Tyson's predicament.Well, even Mike Tyson's...
The Living Hell of Michael Vick - Repentance | WEEKEND SPORTS SELECT
August 02, 2009 by
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I have a new life motto, which goes something this :If Mike Tyson can turn his life around, then anyone can do it for his or hers.Although it was mostly due to his own fault, the first 40 or so years of Mike Tyson's life were absolute hell on earth for him.He was a street thug...
The Living Hell of Michael Vick | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
July 30, 2009 by
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I can imagine the living hell that Michael Vick is going through right now. By all accounts, Vick has been going balls out to get his life, physical conditioning and football prowess back in order, but it's going to be an uphill battle.It's not his time off from football and...
Access to Your Wife's Private Parts - The Lover | WILDCARD SESSION
July 27, 2009 by
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courtesy of FHMMany months ago, we went over how a McDonald-based diet hurts your chances with women due to the fact that basing your nutritional foundation on greasy fast food is a reflection on how wussily you're leading your life.The bottomline is that if you're a wuss,...
Mega Fights of August 2009 | VIEWING GUIDE
July 23, 2009 by
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In spite of Fedor-Barnett falling through due to Josh Barnett's testing positive for anabolic steroids, August is a dream month for MMA fans. It's looking likely that Fedor Emelianenko's replacement opponent on the August 1 Affliction card (9 PM ET, Pay-Per-View) will be...
Nerd Pride Worldwide | DAILY SPORTS SELECT
July 21, 2009 by
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Geeks Gone Wildcourtesy of ESPNJudging by the number of comments attached to each post, I can infer that the athlete blogs at Yardbarker are immensely popular.While authentic, the updates tend to be about mundane day-to-day events in the careers of the sports stars. If you're a...
The Sexy 7 of HotNonPorn | VIEWING GUIDE
July 15, 2009 by
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Victoria Vannucci, The Masterpiece of Beautiful BabesHotNonPorn.com has all the bases covered when it comes to men's entertainment. Our humorous and poetic insight into men's interests help the Caveman enrich his day-to-day life, and for each major discipline of The Art of...
The Sexy 7 of HotNonPorn | VIEWING GUIDE
July 15, 2009 by
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Victoria Vannucci, The Masterpiece of Beautiful BabesHotNonPorn.com has all the bases covered when it comes to men's entertainment. Our humorous and poetic insight into men's interests help the Caveman enrich his day-to-day life, and for each major discipline of The Art of...
The Supernatural Mega Fight Xperience | VIEWING GUIDE
July 15, 2009 by
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HotNonPorn.com is not an MMA or boxing website. While that means we don't try to cover every single detail of every single combat sport event, we go balls out with the mega fights, providing our unique brand of insight and humor that amuses and interests the casual fight fan and...
The Supernatural Mega Fight Xperience | VIEWING GUIDE
July 15, 2009 by
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HotNonPorn.com is not an MMA or boxing website. While that means we don't try to cover every single detail of every single combat sport event, we go balls out with the mega fights, providing our unique brand of insight and humor that amuses and interests the casual fight fan and...
The Allen Iverson I remember | MAD BALLIN'
July 15, 2009 by
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from Guns, Germs and SteelThe Allen Iverson I remember was like an expert Spanish horseman.Agile and tactile, the AI from 1995 to 2001 that I would die for was a knight in shining armor, maneuvering his way through defenders like a cavalier in battle or leading teammates like a cowboy...
Dudes I want to see fight Brock Lesnar | WILD BEATDOWNS!
July 13, 2009 by
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Brock Lesnar is Brock Lesnar. Although he apologized about his post-fight behavior, I'm sure not all fans are convinced the good behavior is going to last.As he admits, Brock Lesnar is "a sore loser." The man just hates to lose.When the time comes for him to retain his...
The Brock Lesnar-Sable Sex Tape | BEATDOWNS! ANATOMY
July 12, 2009 by
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Beast in the Wild,Beast in the Bed?Somewhere, Vince McMahon must be laughing.That's because his secret agent Brock Lesnar beat the crap out of Frank Mir at UFC 100, securing a sinister foothold for McMahon in the WWE.Lesnar's post-fight celebration and interview with Joe Rogan...
How Vince McMahon robbed Brock Lesnar's soul
July 08, 2009 by
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Whether you're talking about instant replay in baseball or mustard on Polish sausage, some things in life just can't be undone. Here are five examples : 1. Even though they played for other teams in the latter parts of their careers, Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen will always...
Brock Lesnar, GSP and Co. ******** the NCAA | BEATDOWNS! HYPE
July 07, 2009 by
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courtesy of Club JennaYou know what UFC 100 reminds me of?It reminds me of a big porn flick, with Brock Lesnar, GSP and Co. as the big-you-know-what porn stars and the NCAA as the porn starlet who can take it all like a superwoman.That's because when the lights go on Saturday night...
July 4th Fireworks with Jessica Gomes | BABE-A-DAY!
July 04, 2009 by
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courtesy of Sports IllustratedTo our American fans of HotNonPorn, Happy July 4th! Enjoy the fireworks, kick ass like George Washington and enjoy the wild passions that Jessica Gomes generates. More after the jump... Much like Victoria Vannucci, Jessica Gomes has been one of our...
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