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IMFM's 2008 Preseason Predictions
April 21, 2008 by
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Let the Golden Age Begin! We here at IMFM do not belabor the obvious, we belabor the ridiculous. So, as always, no long, drawn out multi-post previews of the 2008 season for us. Just straight shootin'. We're just gonna tell you what happens and let you sort out th...
Mets Beaten By a Boy Named Kelly
April 20, 2008 by
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You had to know a grand slam was coming. You could look around, notice they were playing in Atlanta (if you had the privilege of watching). Or you could peer into the Mets dugout, and locate Willie Randolph's dopey face. The signs of doom were there. In what was undoubtedly meant...
Early Season Phillie Foiling Continues
April 20, 2008 by
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Willie's Bus Problem
April 20, 2008 by
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Last night's semi-thrilling extra inning walk off victory over the Phillies may make this post seem untimely given the bipolar climate around the team...
Mets, Santana Sheets the Bed
April 20, 2008 by
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...But Hey It Wasn't the Pen's Fault It was not a good day for the Mets golden boys. Bud Selig's Bashers clobbered Johan Sant...
Mets Sweep Gnats in "Stumble-Off Win"
April 19, 2008 by
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Ham-Hanrahan-ed Gnats Hand Mets a Sweep in 14 Marty "Pants" Noble summed up the events by which Joel Hanrahan deliv...
Top 10 Roughest Mets Enemies' Off-Seasons
March 22, 2008 by
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Who ordered the pre-season Schadenfreude?Plenty of big stories to reflect upon this off-season. But lost in the fray over the Mets' tremendous September collapse is that things ain't exactly going well for the members of the Mets rouges gallery either.10. Derek Jeter. How come...
Spring Butterflies
March 13, 2008 by
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Not to be missed, today's New York Times has an article profiling J-Sant's changeup, which he calls "the butterfly." If you click the link "A study in stealth" there is a great visual presentation of how to tell a change-up from a fastball, and the spin...
The blog for Mets fans who can read
March 07, 2008 by
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The title of this post is a spoof on the motto of the blog that makes the rest of us look like the amateurs we are, that perennial champion of Mets blogging world, Faith and Fear: "The blog for Mets fans who like to read." If blogging has taught me anything, it's the...
Billy Goat's Gruff
March 07, 2008 by
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Some random notes.If this doesn't restore some of your faith in Omar Minaya's decision making abilities...Espn is reporting Minaya turned down Willie Randolph and former hitting coach Rick Down's recommendation that the Mets hire Clemens Needler Brian McNamee "after...
Obsessing about Santana, Abscessing about Roger
March 05, 2008 by
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It looks like the Clemens case might just turn on how well Brian McNamee knows Rodger's ass.According to some leaking lawyer, McNamee had told investigators that Clemens developed an abscess on his buttocks around the time that McNamee said he was giving him steroid injections...
Santana Nirvana!
March 01, 2008 by
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In the end, the news was brought by a Nightengale. Bob Nightengale.The Mets got their man, and kept F-mart. The plan went down just the way I drew it up in dreamland last night.Allow me to set the scene, so that we can remember this moment for ever.The backdrop: a historical collapse...
Spring has Sprung
February 27, 2008 by
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ESPN's Jayson Stark has an article wasting time on washed-up Tomahawk Chop Glavine. Glavine bashing is like my spring training. I got to warm up with some light ripping on an easy target before I go all out and lite into Mr. Derek "Every kind of Mo" Jeter and whatever...
No Downside
February 26, 2008 by
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The Mets got one hell of a hitter to plug into the 9 hole, huh? It's been quite a while since I thought this picture was appropriate. But here it is.Huddled around our monitors for the whole winter, we now can now joyously commence recycling the Santana saga breathlessly. Of course...
"You challenge me, and that's what you get"
February 26, 2008 by
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Enjoy (and be sure to check out the excellent site I stole this link from, Eephus Pitch.)
What's Shaking? Not Jose Reyes
February 24, 2008 by
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Finally, some real news.From ESPN: "No more handshakes. People kept saying we got teams fired up when we did those handshakes, so now I want to focus more on baseball," Reyes said, according to Newsday...."Nobody said anything to me, but it's because of what happened...
Oh my Darling Oh my Darling Clemens Lying
February 22, 2008 by
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Marx wrote that history repeats itself, first time as tragedy, second time as farce, and I'm having a hard time figuring what time it is. You think it's easy to write a novelty blog about baseball when reality is stealing all the punchlines? In other words, what is this bleep...
Metastrophe 2007: Low Blows
February 21, 2008 by
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Item: Roger Clemens enmeshed in Roidgerpolooza:"If I have these needles and these steroids and all these drugs, where did I get 'em?" he said. "Where is the person out there [who] gave 'em to me? Please, please come forward." I think I know who got him his...
Mets Get Cocky
February 15, 2008 by
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Brace yourself for the storm of sanctimony and cultural relativism that is sure to engulf our boy's in orange: a video showing Pedro and Juan Marichal enjoying one of the Dominican Republic's finest forms of entertainment was temporarily posted on the world wide of webs.It...
Holy Funking Whoopdie Wow!
February 15, 2008 by
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It's all over but the coughing. Johan Santana and the New York Mets agreed Friday to a $150.75 million, seven-year contract, a record for a pitcher, and now the only thing to be nervous about is the physicals of all players in the deal. So the Mets will pay him about $21.5 mil...
PETA's Letter to Larry Jones
February 14, 2008 by
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Dear Mr. Larry "Chipper" Jones,As many of PETA's 1.8 million members and supporters are baseball fans, we were disheartened to learn of your recent posts under the alias "U Kno Who" to an article entitled "Smoltz pulls up shorts." We have reviewed...
Ode To Pettite
February 14, 2008 by
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"It's helping the Mets out when they need me."Today being Stuper Bowl Sunday, even more no one is reading this than usual. That gives me a great opportunity to hatch a nutty theory. (Although my last theory has yet to be dis-confirmed.) Here goes.This winter could someday...
Debbie Does Growth: Found Transcript
February 10, 2008 by
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Um, I've averaged 25,000 hits over the past few days, all googling a picture of poor Mrs. Clemens, who I previously accused of providing Roger with his stash on January 7. It seems as though this may be truer than even I thought. It also seems the visitors are not here for my stunning...
Banner Week for New York (Yankees)
February 06, 2008 by
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pic borrowed from hereWhile other Gotham-area teams strive to bring honor and glory to the Big Apple, the NY YANKEES are content to embarrass and humiliate all their fans. Here's just a few of the things they're doing to drag the fine citizens of New York down into the mud...
Little known Facts about Johan that you could read somewhere else
February 05, 2008 by
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Outside of Sidd Finch, I can't think of a better pitcher to be honored with a $250 fake Mets jersey.Little known (by me) facts about Johan Santana.1) He is the son of Jesus. "His father, Jesus, taught him the game and Santana spent his early years using Jesus' old glove...
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