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Cheese Puff Previews: Kentucky
August 20, 2009 by
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Back by popular demand blogger fiat, it's your No. 1 most favorite tolerated series of near-substanceless, air-injected preview puffery. As always, it should in no way be mistaken for actual preseason football nutrition, but hopefully you find the series unaccountably tasty and...
The Works, swine flu-style
August 20, 2009 by
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Maybe that explains it? Everyone's favorite porcine strain of influenza is back in the news, causing the cancellation of Ole Miss's "Meet the Rebels" Day and prompting the guys at RCR to round up a, uh, call it a bevy of less-than-flattering portrayals of fans of...
The Works, swine flu-style
August 20, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Maybe that explains it? Everyone's favorite porcine strain of influenza is back in the news, causing the cancellation of Ole Miss's "Meet the Rebels" Day and prompting the guys at RCR to round up a, uh, call it a bevy of less-than-flattering portrayals of fans of...
Camp report, 8/20
August 20, 2009 by
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With two-a-days and the quarterback brouhaha behind us, there's not as many new developments to keep track of on Auburn's practice field. Thank goodness. But with the usual thanks to the beat hacks, here's what we did learn:--New additions to the walking wounded: Tate,...
Camp report, 8/20
August 20, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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With two-a-days and the quarterback brouhaha behind us, there's not as many new developments to keep track of on Auburn's practice field. Thank goodness. But with the usual thanks to the beat hacks, here's what we did learn:--New additions to the walking wounded: Tate,...
Krootin': woe-line edition
August 19, 2009 by
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It's a good thing Chad Slade is so freaking big, because he may have a lot of weight to carry on those shoulders.This is a perfect time to panic. Just so we know where we stand, here is a comprehensive list of scholarship Auburn linemen with eligibility remaining beyond the 2010...
Krootin': woe-line edition
August 19, 2009 by
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It's a good thing Chad Slade is so freaking big, because he may have a lot of weight to carry on those shoulders.This is a perfect time to panic. Just so we know where we stand, here is a comprehensive list of scholarship Auburn linemen with eligibility remaining beyond the 2010...
Camp report, 8/19
August 19, 2009 by
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Attention linebackers: you're eating this for breakfast every morning through the end of the season. Also, here's a Black Cat Repellent system to wear on your belt and a Ladder Warning Siren to alert you to any you might walk under. No chances left at this point.Better and...
Camp report, 8/19
August 19, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Attention linebackers: you're eating this for breakfast every morning through the end of the season. Also, here's a Black Cat Repellent system to wear on your belt and a Ladder Warning Siren to alert you to any you might walk under. No chances left at this point.Better and...
The Works, Todd for tat-style
August 18, 2009 by
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He-said-he-said. Given how much help the man has been in helping us understand what we're going to be seeing from Gus Malzahn's offense, it's only fair I point you towards Chris Brown's new Smart Football site. But new site or no, Chris's most cutting comment about...
The Works, Todd for tat-style
August 18, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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He-said-he-said. Given how much help the man has been in helping us understand what we're going to be seeing from Gus Malzahn's offense, it's only fair I point you towards Chris Brown's new Smart Football site. But new site or no, Chris's most cutting comment about...
"Hard Knocks: Auburn" coming to a TV near you, and a computer monitor near me
August 18, 2009 by
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OK, so the real title is "Auburn Football: Every Day ...", and if I have the nagging feeling they could have picked out a catchier title (who uses ellipses in their title? Pretentious socially-conscious hip-hop acts, that's who), this is an outstanding development on...
"Hard Knocks: Auburn" coming to a TV near you, and a computer monitor near me
August 18, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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OK, so the real title is "Auburn Football: Every Day ...", and if I have the nagging feeling they could have picked out a catchier title (who uses ellipses in their title? Pretentious socially-conscious hip-hop acts, that's who), this is an outstanding development on...
Justin Delaine commits and no, I hadn't heard of him either
August 18, 2009 by
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Auburn's new commitment ... Mysterio!So last night Auburn picked up their 15th commitment of the 2010 class in Linden (and/or Sumter County) defensive end Justin Delaine. Beaver's rounded up the pertinent details I suggest you take a look at, but to review ...--Delaine not...
Justin Delaine commits and no, I hadn't heard of him either
August 18, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Auburn's new commitment ... Mysterio!So last night Auburn picked up their 15th commitment of the 2010 class in Linden (and/or Sumter County) defensive end Justin Delaine. Beaver's rounded up the pertinent details I suggest you take a look at, but to review ...--Delaine not...
QB feedback, 8/17
August 17, 2009 by
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Once again, it's time to look over a smattering of comments left in the JCCW's comment threads that deserve an airing and more public response, this time with a special emphasis on Auburn's quarterbacks because, hey, that novel we're all collectively writing about them...
QB feedback, 8/17
August 17, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Once again, it's time to look over a smattering of comments left in the JCCW's comment threads that deserve an airing and more public response, this time with a special emphasis on Auburn's quarterbacks because, hey, that bovel we're all collectively writing about them...
The Works, no camp report today-style
August 17, 2009 by
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I know it's a pretty sweet football, Zach, but you really should give it back now. (Via.)How far we've come? No practice over the weekend, so no real developments to follow from, you know, an actual football perspective. But Fan Day is a good opportunity to reflect on the tidal...
The Works, no camp report today-style
August 17, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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I know it's a pretty sweet football, Zach, but you really should give it back now. (Via.)How far we've come? No practice over the weekend, so no real developments to follow from, you know, an actual football perspective. But Fan Day is a good opportunity to reflect on the tidal...
Camp report, 8/16
August 16, 2009 by
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Now that we know how his name is pronounced, I have a question: When he starts completing touchdown passes against Auburn's opponents, are we going to say they've been "Tyrik-rolled?" I hope so.Yesterday was scrimmage day. Developments:--The post-scrimmage theme was...
Camp report, 8/16
August 16, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Now that we know how his name is pronounced, I have a question: When he starts completing touchdown passes against Auburn's opponents, are we going to say they've been "Tyrik-rolled?" I hope so.Yesterday was scrimmage day. Developments:--The post-scrimmage theme was...
Camp report, 8/15
August 15, 2009 by
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A few quick notes before Saturday's scrimmage, which will assuredly clear up nothing whatsoever:--Chizik and Roof on The Toro's injury: "He wasn't in full gear this morning, but I'm encouraged," Chizik said.Defensive coordinator Ted Roof did not specifically...
Camp report, 8/15
August 15, 2009 by
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A few quick notes before Saturday's scrimmage, which will assuredly clear up nothing whatsoever:--Chizik and Roof on The Toro's injury: "He wasn't in full gear this morning, but I'm encouraged," Chizik said.Defensive coordinator Ted Roof did not specifically...
Paige denied, class of 2009 complete
August 14, 2009 by
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Via Rivals and Beaver, Taikwon Paige has been denied eligibility by the NCAA Clearinghouse. He hopes to enroll in January.With Paige's status squared away, you can close the book on Auburn's class of 2009. A few brief data points:--Not including the late-arriving Aubrey Phillips...
Paige denied, class of 2009 complete
August 14, 2009 by
Joe Cribbs Car Wash
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Via Rivals and Beaver, Taikwon Paige has been denied eligibility by the NCAA Clearinghouse. He hopes to enroll in January.With Paige's status squared away, you can close the book on Auburn's class of 2009. A few brief data points:--Not including the late-arriving Aubrey Phillips...
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