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These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when...
April 12, 2009 by
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These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when he saw them going from the Apple Store to Hot Topic at a mall in the Miami-Dade area, b/c he said he “digs those hipster chicks with their keds and bracelets and silly hats and ****.”
Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing...
April 04, 2009 by
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Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing Harlem midget got shot.
If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe...
January 06, 2009 by
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If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe things would have gone differently for the Rocket and Jose.
Alas, she was still in mourning over the loss of Michael Hutchence, and declined Jose’s invitation. Leaving us all to wonder, “what if?”
Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)
December 31, 2008 by
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Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio...
November 10, 2008 by
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Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture.
“It all interlocks and forms this big black tower. I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.”
Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the...
Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good...
November 10, 2008 by
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Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good authority that no scenes from Pootie Tang were filmed at the pool party.
But Mario Joyner may have been in attendance.
When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi...
November 10, 2008 by
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When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi fight and the cops had to be called, Jose wasted no time in summoning his lawyer to make sure everything was handled on the up-and-up.
Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not...
November 10, 2008 by
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Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not attend. There were rumors he was sitting in the trunk of a car outside the party, but those were never confirmed.
There was, however, this guy — he showed up a few hours after the party began, wearing a Carruth jersey...
Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get...
November 10, 2008 by
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Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get married at his pool party. But she wouldn’t listen. “What could go wrong?” she asked.
And for once, Jose was right.
The Jenn Sterger Project was conceived at Jose Canseco’s...
August 04, 2008 by
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The Jenn Sterger Project was conceived at Jose Canseco’s Pool Party, when Jose agreed to put up the cost of the infamous Seminole’s performance-enhancers in exchange for backend participation in the gross.
SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive...
July 30, 2008 by
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SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive them for what they subjected him to that day in the pool house.
Ringposts beware...be Coco B. Ware
July 12, 2008 by
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How this escaped the noble editors of this site until today is a towering testament to the forgetful powers of Knob Creek. That said, we’re tickled fuschia that Jose is lacing ‘em up. He’ll turn the sweet science sour, but that’s fine by me. The question is whether Vai spends...
Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are...
July 12, 2008 by
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Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are rumored to have met at Jose’s party (via ThreeStrikesandOut)
Due to a time when digital cameras weren’t ubiquitous, there is...
June 30, 2008 by
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Due to a time when digital cameras weren’t ubiquitous, there is no evidence of this, but from multiple first-hand accounts we can begin to piece together the reputed his/her t-shirts worn at the pool party by Candy Maldanado and his girlfriend Brittani…
Brittani:
I’m With...
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this...
June 23, 2008 by
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Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this on the homepage.
There it stayed for several years, before Jose finally let the Geocities account go in 2003.Then it was lost to the world, until we excavated it and restored it to...
Jose kept pitching his idea for a sitcom based around swingers...
June 12, 2008 by
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Jose kept pitching his idea for a sitcom based around swingers in the 1970’s to a TV executive friend-of-a-friend who dropped by the pool party. “It’ll be great,” Jose told him, “there will just be all these hot people doin’ it all the time — but it’ll be authentic...
No one was quite sure what to think when Kelly Gruber showed up...
June 09, 2008 by
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No one was quite sure what to think when Kelly Gruber showed up six sheets to the wind — dressed in a bomber jacket, Dokken t-shirt and pajama pants — with a bottle of Boysenberry Schnapps in one hand and a SONY Watchman blaring Airwolf in the other.
Fortunately, he came in, said...
Some of Jose’s inner circle felt a little bad for what happened...
June 09, 2008 by
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Some of Jose’s inner circle felt a little bad for what happened to Sid Bream at the party.
But Jose assured them all he had it coming for “what he and Otis Nixon did to him that night at the Gold Club in Hotlanta.”
When Jose told invitees that the party would have girls playing...
May 30, 2008 by
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When Jose told invitees that the party would have girls playing Wii Fit, most people responded “Jose, it’s 1998 — what the hell is a Wii Fit?”
Upon arrival, they quickly got acclimated to the new technology that had Canseco buzzing like Omar Vizquel after three Bartles & Jaymes.
By the time 5pm rolled around, Jose was so blasted out of his...
May 22, 2008 by
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By the time 5pm rolled around, Jose was so blasted out of his mind that he didn’t even see what was looming in his bathtub when he went to, in his words, ‘drop a deuce’. Sadly, as a result he missed the opportunity of a lifetime for some one-on-one with one of Israel’s finest.
Clooney's girlfriend MAY have been there. There was...
April 21, 2008 by
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Clooney's girlfriend MAY have been there. There was magazine-licking and butts in air, so it seems like it was probably her kind of scene.
(Photo via Lastnightsparty.com)
As the party moved into the evening hours, Jessica decided it...
April 21, 2008 by
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As the party moved into the evening hours, Jessica decided it was time to move things inside, and show everyone some of the tricks she picked up while working as a high-priced mistress in South Beach. Hijinx and hilarity ensued.
Everyone kept asking â€" do you think Buhner will show up? ...
April 21, 2008 by
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Everyone kept asking
Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson were NOT there. His Airness...
April 21, 2008 by
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Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson were NOT there. His Airness was busy playing high-stakes pool with Oak and Barkley in Vegas, and Jacko was shopping for panthers in the Congo.
(Photo via The Big Lead)
Some thought that having naked sand girls was a tacky touch. ...
April 21, 2008 by
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Some thought that having naked sand girls was a tacky touch. But not Jose and Jessica. They went so far as to consider making them a permanent installment poolside.
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