LATEST STORIES FROM JOSE CANSECO'S POOL PARTY
The Wall Art in Jose Canseco’s Pool...
The Wall Art in Jose Canseco’s Pool House
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November 22, 2010
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These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when...
These girls were at the party, invited personally by Jose when he saw them going from the Apple Store to Hot Topic at a mall in the Miami-Dade area, b/c he said he “digs those hipster chicks with their keds and bracelets and silly hats and ****.”
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April 12, 2009
Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing...
Sadly, the party came to a close when the notorious drug-dealing Harlem midget got shot.
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April 04, 2009
If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe...
If Helena Christensen had been at Jose’s pool party, maybe things would have gone differently for the Rocket and Jose.
Alas, she was still in mourning over the loss of Michael Hutchence, and declined Jose’s invitation. Leaving us all to wonder, “what if?”
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January 06, 2009
Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)
Happy New Year from Jose Canseco’s Pool Party (via bigfun)
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December 31, 2008
Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio...
Jose would not stop talking about his space-saving patio furniture.
“It all interlocks and forms this big black tower. I got it from The Sharper Image. It’s so awesome.”
Of course, this led to the inevitable — Glenallen Hill and Dave Stieb tossing the whole set into the pool on multiple occasions throughout the evening.
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November 10, 2008
Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good...
Despite what urban legend may say about it, we have it on good authority that no scenes from Pootie Tang were filmed at the pool party.
But Mario Joyner may have been in attendance.
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November 10, 2008
When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi...
When things got out of hand following Sabo starting a sushi fight and the cops had to be called, Jose wasted no time in summoning his lawyer to make sure everything was handled on the up-and-up.
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November 10, 2008
Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not...
Fortunately for everyone in attendance, Rae Carruth did not attend. There were rumors he was sitting in the trunk of a car outside the party, but those were never confirmed.
There was, however, this guy — he showed up a few hours after the party began, wearing a Carruth jersey and ranting about how “this is the Panthers year — Beuerlein is going to get it done.”
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November 10, 2008
Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get...
Jose told Jessica it was a bad idea for her cousin to get married at his pool party. But she wouldn’t listen. “What could go wrong?” she asked.
And for once, Jose was right.
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November 10, 2008
The Jenn Sterger Project was conceived at Jose Canseco’s...
The Jenn Sterger Project was conceived at Jose Canseco’s Pool Party, when Jose agreed to put up the cost of the infamous Seminole’s performance-enhancers in exchange for backend participation in the gross.
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August 04, 2008
SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive...
SportShorts was at the party. And Chris Sabo will never forgive them for what they subjected him to that day in the pool house.
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July 30, 2008
Ringposts beware...be Coco B. Ware
How this escaped the noble editors of this site until today is a towering testament to the forgetful powers of Knob Creek. That said, we’re tickled fuschia that Jose is lacing ‘em up. He’ll turn the sweet science sour, but that’s fine by me. The question is whether Vai spends more time punching Jose or the ringposts.
War By the Shore? We’re in…ALL IN!
Jose Canseco and...
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July 12, 2008
Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are...
Jose shares his thoughts on A-Rod and Madonna — who are rumored to have met at Jose’s party (via ThreeStrikesandOut)
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July 12, 2008
Due to a time when digital cameras weren’t ubiquitous, there is...
Due to a time when digital cameras weren’t ubiquitous, there is no evidence of this, but from multiple first-hand accounts we can begin to piece together the reputed his/her t-shirts worn at the pool party by Candy Maldanado and his girlfriend Brittani…
Brittani:
I’m With Big Butt
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June 30, 2008
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this...
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this on the homepage.
There it stayed for several years, before Jose finally let the Geocities account go in 2003.Then it was lost to the world, until we excavated it and restored it to all its glory here.
Cheers, Jose.
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June 23, 2008
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this...
Jose loved this animated gif so much, he put up a Geocities site for the pool party and put this on the homepage.
There it stayed for several years, before Jose finally let the Geocities account go in 2003.Then it was lost to the world, until we excavated it and restored it to all its glory here.
Cheers, Jose.
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June 23, 2008
Jose kept pitching his idea for a sitcom based around swingers...
Jose kept pitching his idea for a sitcom based around swingers in the 1970’s to a TV executive friend-of-a-friend who dropped by the pool party. “It’ll be great,” Jose told him, “there will just be all these hot people doin’ it all the time — but it’ll be authentic and true to the time period, not some cheesy softcore Skinemax job.” Unfortunately, the suit wasn’t...
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June 12, 2008
No one was quite sure what to think when Kelly Gruber showed up...
No one was quite sure what to think when Kelly Gruber showed up six sheets to the wind — dressed in a bomber jacket, Dokken t-shirt and pajama pants — with a bottle of Boysenberry Schnapps in one hand and a SONY Watchman blaring Airwolf in the other.
Fortunately, he came in, said something about “messin’ up his groin for good in that rundown”, devoured an entire platter...
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June 09, 2008
Some of Jose’s inner circle felt a little bad for what happened...
Some of Jose’s inner circle felt a little bad for what happened to Sid Bream at the party.
But Jose assured them all he had it coming for “what he and Otis Nixon did to him that night at the Gold Club in Hotlanta.”
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June 09, 2008
When Jose told invitees that the party would have girls playing...
When Jose told invitees that the party would have girls playing Wii Fit, most people responded “Jose, it’s 1998 — what the hell is a Wii Fit?”
Upon arrival, they quickly got acclimated to the new technology that had Canseco buzzing like Omar Vizquel after three Bartles & Jaymes.
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May 30, 2008
By the time 5pm rolled around, Jose was so blasted out of his...
By the time 5pm rolled around, Jose was so blasted out of his mind that he didn’t even see what was looming in his bathtub when he went to, in his words, ‘drop a deuce’. Sadly, as a result he missed the opportunity of a lifetime for some one-on-one with one of Israel’s finest.
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May 22, 2008
Clooney's girlfriend MAY have been there. There was...
Clooney's girlfriend MAY have been there. There was magazine-licking and butts in air, so it seems like it was probably her kind of scene.
(Photo via Lastnightsparty.com)Â
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April 21, 2008
As the party moved into the evening hours, Jessica decided it...
As the party moved into the evening hours, Jessica decided it was time to move things inside, and show everyone some of the tricks she picked up while working as a high-priced mistress in South Beach. Hijinx and hilarity ensued.
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April 21, 2008
Everyone kept asking â€" do you think Buhner will show up? ...
Everyone kept asking â€" do you think Buhner will show up?
When this fine machine pulled up out front, they had their answer.
(Photo via caseydonahue)
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April 21, 2008
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