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PLAYOFF BOUND
In recent news, my latest trend of capitalizing headlines has continued, this time because the Ravens are back in the playoffs after crushing the Jags. It was an all-around well played game, with the normal bruising rushing attack, Flacco passing for 246 yards in the first half, two...
MARYLAND TERRAPINS: 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPS
The Maryland men's soccer team won the 2008 National Championship yesterday, defeateing UNC 1-0, and earning the Terps their second National title in the past 4 years. The Terps were led by senior Graham Zusi, who followed up his Friday night, double overtime, game winning, top...
RAVENS DOMINATE 'SKINS
The Baltimore Ravens, behind two Ed Reed picks and a fumble recovery TD, along with another dominant running performance, overpowered the nearby Washington Redskins, 24-10. The Skins didn't get on the scoreboard until the 4th quarter. Then down 14 with 1:30 left, and two timeouts...
Newsflash: Eagles Have Tiny Brains
It was discovered today that Donovan McNabb (who is now riding the bench) isn't the only Eagle who doesn't know the rules. Andy Reid's giant white ass just threw the challenge flag on a free kick following a safety. The ref looked at him like he was retarded, then handed...
Communism, Jim Bowden, Goal Setting and Job Security
The Nationals are hurting.
But, alas, everybody hurts (sometimes). In fact any Major League Baseball franchise that spends time not hurting is accomplishing quite a bit--besides the Franchise that rhyme with Bankees of course.
After all, Major League Baseball was never meant...
I Can't Believe this is Working
Readers, ...seriously. I haven't been able to get into blogger for days which has killed my posting. They say it is really bad for a blog's readership to not post frequently. I say "whatevs" I'm playing hard to get. If these technical non-difficulties continue...
U-S-A!: A Conundrum and A Solution
Find out why it is antipatriotic to root for American basketball...
Why I Wish I Was Spanish
I was shocked. When I first saw it I didn't think it was possible that people could be that dumb. A million questions boxed each other out for space in my brain. "Who put them up to this?" "Was this picture ever supposed to get out?" "Is this the best...
Technical Difficulties
Wow. It has been quite a while since my last post. I promise this is not my fault. For some reason blogger will not open on my computer at random times. Usually this is just a minor setback that blocks me from getting on for about an hour. Sometimes this little "feature"...
Holy Schnikes?
This could be a problem. Although it might be a logistical nightmare it really should stop. If not Donaghy two could erupt any minute.
Goodell > Tagliabue
Come check out the full article at http://jvsports.blogspot.com/2008/08/goodell-tagliabuein-halftime-shows.html
It was recently announced that Bruce Springsteen will be performing at the Super Bowl Halftime show this year. I think this is a great move for the NFL. In fact with this...
Playing With Yao Ming is like Fighting A Little Girl?
As Team USA Basketball prepared for Beijing 2008 they were given a new moniker: "The Reedem Team". It is actually a pretty apt way to sum up America's belief system about the world at large (especially when it comes to basketball).
You see Americans are sports rebels...
NFL Season Predictions: This Will Look Stupid in a few Months...
August 04, 2008 by
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Dallas Cowboys- 11-5 Stacked squad coming off a great 2007-2008 campaign. Look for this squad to blow at least 2 winable games in the regular season and lose in the playoffs due to a Tony Romo Slipup
Buffalo Bills- 5-11 Just when things look like they can't get worse for...
July 31st: Worst Day of the Year
July 31: Worst Day of the Year
July 31st might be the most depressing day of the year. July, a month that epitomizes summer, is only hours from being over.Young students realize that the end of summer/freedom is near. If you keep up with the nation's pass-time, this day ends...
Honorable Mention: Things that Need to be Retired
Hey click through for the full article complete with pictures.
Apparently, the little Knickerbocker that could, Nate Robinson, has had his Summer League jersey retired.
Nope, I'm not kidding.
"Koo Koo Cachoo Mr." Robinson was quite proud of this accomplishment...
One Long Tuesday Night
Check out Bazooka Jones' live blog/ poem about the MLB All Star Game
Tuesday night,
Nothing to do,
I'll watch the All-Star game,
And have some brews.
It's normally dull,
Annoying as hell,
But usally not
Played this well.
Fox really sucks;
Joe Buck is a...
Denial is the First Step
Over the past year we've seen David Stern do his best impersonation of Richard Nixon.
In fact, that might be giving him too much credit. We've actually seen David Stern do his best impersonation of an alcoholic who won't get help.
It is said that when someone has...
Redskins Sign Colt Brennan
Assuming that Jim Zorn will remain in DC for the forseeable future I really like this. I was actually pretty excited when the 'Skins drafted the Hawaii QB but I had a feeling he would not make the team. Now the Burgundy and Gold have locked him up with a 1.8 million dollar, four...
The Nationals Cannot Pay Their Rent
If you didn't surmise this from the title, the Nationals cannot pay their rent.
When I first heard about this story I desperately kept trying to think of something witty to say about it. I tried and tried but could not think of anything.
I mean how does one make...
Part II: Wizards Five Part Reclamation Project
July 10, 2008 by
JV Sports
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This is part two of a five part series detailing a fool-proof plan to rid the Washington Wizards of ___________. You can check out part one at your leisure. Do you know who actually wants to be called the Washington Wizards? If you guessed "no one" you were close. The only...
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