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Don't Count Out CC, It's Just One Game
I finally got to watch a game on the YES network.As an out-of-market Yankee fan, I don't get to watch as many games as I'd like to during the year. I realize I don't have much to complain about, as ESPN/FOX love to show the Bombers whenever they can. However, I don't get to see my team play nearly all their games like I would if I rooted for the Cubs, White Sox, or...
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April 12, 2009
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Conquering the World (Wide Web) - 3/29/2009
March Madness is in full swing. The NBA regular season is winding down, headed for the playoffs. Baseball is also ready to get underway. While you watch the lack of underdogs in the Dance, notice the lack of parity in the NBA this year, and warm up to a long summer of scandal-ridden baseball here are some great links from around the web to keep you satisfied.Alyssa Milano, Author...
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March 29, 2009
Purdue Gets No Respect
This past week has been a roller coaster for the Purdue Boilermakers. They've had stellar first half performances, that end with late game meltdowns and they've won their last two games by only a combined score of 7 points (after a combined halftime lead of 23). Now, they face UCONN and must deal with the most athletic team they've faced all year.But should Purdue even...
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March 26, 2009
It's Like When The Dodgers Left Brooklyn
Billynho writes the truth. My lack of commitment to the Cartel has brought down its quality over the last month or so. Besides my sporadic posting, I've even been neglecting some of the webmaster duties. For all of this, loyal fans, I apologize. Though I feel I must set the record straight since my honor has been called into question by that roguish Billy & Ho (AKA Tony Kornheiser...
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March 20, 2009
To Think, The Siets Once Was Purdue's Greatest College Bowl Player Ever...
After being called out for the 20th time and even receiving a few data entries asking what up (try it sometime!), I'll bend at the whim of public pressure and explain what's been going on around here."A whole lot of nothing, loser," all some of you are probably saying, and you'd be right. But there's a perfectly good explanation for the lack of posts.It...
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March 20, 2009
Jay Cutler Should Follow the Example of Drew Brees
Butthurt (adj) 1. An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."2. Jay Cutler Aha, did you see that? Michael Irvin got all full of butthurt when PacMan went to the bathroom to do a line without...
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March 17, 2009
Conquering the World (Wide Web) - 1/31/2009
Pre-Super Bowl LinkageThe Siets will be wolfing down nachos and various other foodstuffs tomorrow at Weisolas' during the big game and not caring in the slightest who wins the game. For the rest of you who may or may not care about the contest in Tampa, here are some links to get you through the weekend.International Super Bowl Coverage:For all of our readers who are outside...
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March 11, 2009
2009 NFL Mock Draft
After writing the first two mock drafts, Billynho heard from Terry Robiskie (Brian's father, a very nice man) and Marcus Thigpen's brother. Rey Maualuga's sex therapist... I'm waiting.Check out the original from January 2nd and the January 18th update, then keep reading for the truth on how the April 25 NFL Draft first round will shake out:1) Detroit Lions- OT Andre...
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March 11, 2009
The 10 Most Famous Athletes in the World
In Bill Simmons NBA Trade Value Column last week, he tries to come up with a list of the 10 most famous athletes in the world:"Quick question though: Yao is one of the 10 most famous athletes in the world, right? So what would the top 10 look like? I had a great argument about this with someone recently and we honestly couldn't figure it out -- definitely Yao and Tiger,...
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March 11, 2009
Release the Beast, Marshawn Lynch Arrested Again
Marshawn Lynch was arrested again Wednesday on felony gun charges. Kornheiser's Cartel is not surprised (is anyone?), but Billynho would have gladly bailed him out when he arrives in California this week if needed.
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March 11, 2009
Gold Stars for All (Except Gagne)
Baseball movings...With the NFL season coming to an end, the NBA and college hoops in full swing, and the ongoing A-Rod scandal it can sometimes be hard to figure out what's going on with your favorite baseball teams and players. Here's a quick recap of some of the bigger moves that have occurred recently.2/21/09 - Twins sign Joe Crede to 1 year deal. Crede had previously...
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March 11, 2009
Where Does It End?
Like Charles Barkley at a poker table, SEC athletic directors don?t seem to know when to tighten their purse strings. As a result, operating in the high-stakes world of college football has become more expensive for the rest of the nation.From a notorious 23 year streak with at least one ...
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March 08, 2009
Don't miss out on LA Angels Tickets!
The regular season is approaching and now is the best time to buy LA Angels Tickets.I have been buying tickets to the Angels for years online and every year I cannot find the right tickets at the right price. However, this year I came across the website Citrus Tickets and found exactly what I ...
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March 04, 2009
Check Out These Sweet Dodgers Tickets
The regular season is almost here and I have seen some sweetDodgers Tickets for sale.I have been buying tickets to the Dodgers for years online and every year I cannot find the right tickets at the right price. However, this year I came across the website Citrus Tickets and found exactly what I ...
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March 04, 2009
Probably, Tommy?
I don’t know how AP Sports Columnist Jim Litke snuck this gem by me since I was pulling for Edgerrin in Super Bowl XLIII, but combine the 168 hours of week-long coverage the world managed prior to the big game with the bottle of rut-gut I had for lunch, and maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.What... ...
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February 23, 2009
Trying to Find Some Humor in Steroids
I love baseball. I always have and probably always will. I remember watching Yankees and Cubs games with my dad and cheering on my favorites: Mattingly, Grace, Tartabull, Leyritz, and Jeter. I respected the Gwynns, Ripkens, Sandbergs, and Big Hurts of the world.Now I can't help but wonder if the ...
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February 17, 2009
Wake Forest, Duke Falter But Still My Picks For March
I was looking over the futures for this year's March Madness at a sports betting site and saw about what I figured. North Carolina is the favorite at +250. Then there's UCONN, Pitt, and Oklahoma at +650, +800, and +950, respectively. Purdue is chillin at +3000 which actually makes them one of ...
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February 17, 2009
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Rivals is calling him the top player in the Class of 2010, the best running back in years, and the next Walter Payton. I watch his videos and think, "Oh, no way, a black Vinny Sutherland!" Which is sweet because I loved Vinny Sutherland. But last I checked he wasn't in the Hall of Fame. Hang on, ...
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February 16, 2009
Conquering the World (Wide Web) - 2/14/2009
My beloved Boilermakers eked out a win today in Iowa City. With Play like that they'll likely be slaughtered by the Spartans on Tuesday. With that said, and in honor of how crazy the Big Ten season has been, I've decided to keep a Midwestern flavor in my recap of the web's best.John Paxson ...
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February 14, 2009
Chelsea Need The Special One
I almost cried the day he left, and I pine for the days of old every time I look at a picture like the one above. Chelsea just isn't the same without him. I'm not sure if it could be the same again, but we have to try. Bring him back Roman. The Special One... Frank... Terry... Carvalho ...
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February 10, 2009
Alex Rodriguez Should Retire
My initial reaction to hearing that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids years ago was, "Oh well, he's still my second favorite player all-time behind Sammy Sosa."But after listening to how pathetic, butthurt, and personally offended the rest of the world seems to be by the fact that ...
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February 09, 2009
Let's Let Michael Phelps Chill
(Editor's Note: Quick update after the period of inactivity... I apologize for the lack of pieces. I was out of town and busy. I'll also likely be unavailable to write while traveling around for a few weeks in the second half of February and early March... hopefully Scoop Denham and The Siets ...
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February 09, 2009
Webb, Hall, Rupp, and Fernandez Can All Be Champions
They say all good things come in threes, so longtime track fans should stifle their laughs while observing those less informed deluding themselves into believing the emergence of record-breaking high schoolers Alan Webb, Galen Rupp, and German Fernandez in a singular decade represents a ...
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February 03, 2009
Dick Vitale Is On Drugs
...And I want what he's been taking all these years.Lots of pictures after the jump...
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February 02, 2009
The Best and Funniest Super Bowl Commercials Ever All-Time in History
We're mere hours from the highlight of the season for football fans... the 2009 Super Bowl. Coincidentally, we're also mere hours from the highlight of the season for non-football fans... the 2009 Super Bowl Commercials. Oh wow, look, a list of the best all-time:9. Coke Mean Joe Greene ...
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January 31, 2009
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