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German Sprite ******** Ad Is Fake, Made In Brooklyn As Commentary On Interracial Relationships
So you might remember that, yesterday, we posted about a “banned German Sprite ad” featuring a girl giving a dude a beej, then suddenly craving Sprite and having a bottle of it spray into her face. How different a place the world would be if only money shots were lemon...
Ben Roethlisberger Sued For Sexual Assault In Washoe County, Nevada
Former Super Bowl champion quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger has been sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of Harrah’s near Lake Tahoe for assault, sexual assault and battery, false imprisonment, false pretenses, fraud, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Dang, sounds...
Audio Tapes Show Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi Cavorting With Prostitutes
It would seem that Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been busier calling up escorts to take pictures of themselves in his bathroom and playing meat spin with friends at his Villa Certosa than actually having a hand in ruling Italy. His latest scandals include the release...
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Narco Treasure: Is It Fine Art Or Ghetto Trash?
The Wall Street Journal recently reported on the exceedingly lavish lives of many Mexican drug dealing kingpins as revealed by the Servicio de Administración y Enajenación de Bienes aka the SAE. The SAE handles the bizarrely awesome assets seized by the Mexican government as the...
Remember The Time: Vida Guerra Tiger Body Paint Gallery
Our homey at Drunken Stepfather reminded us of these beastly Vida Guerra pics from the early days, way back in 2006. We did some digging and slapped ourselves together a full collection that’s much better than the **** to which he was linking. It’s Vida Guerra, ass included...
JERRY SEINFELD WANTS YOU: To Be In His New Reality Show
Funnyman Seinfeld — and the producers behind Oprah — are looking for married couples to be in their new reality show.
Casting folk stress MARRIED — so no baby daddies or, we suspect, homos!
Chris Brown Says He’s Sorry He Beat Up Rhianna.
Sensitive caring man Chris Brown, says he’s sorry he beat up Rhianna. Come on girls, he said he was sorry. Give him another chance. He’s talented we guess? What the hell is he famous for doing? Does he sing or something? Seriously, we don’t remember. We just remember...
Adam Yauch, MCA, Of The Beastie Boys Has Cancer
Adam Yauch, of the classic goofy trio of rappers The Beastie Boys, announced he had cancer in a video on their website. Yauch, also known as MCA says he has throat cancer and will be canceling some shows so MCA can receive treatment. I think it is probably the exposure to all those...
Get To Know Your Dictator: Juan Peron
Don’t cry for me Argentina! I am a total asshole! I killed lots of people, and was a Fascist…then I had a musical starring Madonna…
Juan Peron was one confused little dictator, who never could figure out on what side of the ideological spectrum he belonged. Was he...
Bilingual Kids: So Hot (Uh…) Right Now
Move along, adopted-children-named-after-metal-bands-and-geographic-formations, there’s a new trendy celebrity child in town! Bilingual children are so in, especially if you wrap them in a Snuggie and pop them into a green tote bag.
It’s “in” because, apparently...
Vote In The Hottest Latino Journalist Finale! Jorge Ramos Vs. Paul Saucido And Maria Santana Vs. Becky Medellin
It’s been a long hall, but we’ve finally arrived at The Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off finals. Come meet your four finalists and let us know which two should be left standing as the hottest male and female Latino journalists in America.
Jorge Ramos
Eligibility...
Bam Margera Suffers Possible OD; Mom Says He’s Just “Dehydtrated”
******* star and formerly-respectable skateboarder Bam Margera was rushed to the hospital this weekend after an unidentified male called 911 to report that he’d suffered a possible overdose. His mother, long-suffering April Margera, phoned into radio station WMMR this morning...
TRAUMA-RAMA!: Demi Lovato Breaks Up With Trace Cyrus Over Twitter
So, OMG! Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus have been flirting vomitaneously over Twitter for a while now, so it was only a matter of time before the two broadcasted their inevitable falling out over that site as well. Of course, no tween celebrity breakup is complete without the requisite...
Carrie Prejean Has A Book Deal And You Don’t
Carrie Prejean, famed proponent of opposite marriage, is penning a book that is said to call out and confront her critics. And also that one bunny in the pet store that gave her a mean look when she was 11.
Dumpster Turned Into A Pool
At a secret location in Brooklyn, dumpster are being turned into swimming pools. The idea is very original and makes us think on how we can put those things that we barely use or don’t use at all into good use and get the best out of it. For now, the exact location of the dumpster...
In Honor Of The Moon Landing 40th Anniversary: Latinos In Space!
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, we thought we’d take a look at Latinooooossss innnnnn spppaaaaaaaaaaa (huff huff) ccccceeeeeeeee.
Many people in the Latino community aren’t aware that we too have breached the solid bonds of Earth and found out how...
Seized Computers Allegedly Prove Manuel Zelaya Was Rigging Referendum Votes
Officials from La Dirección Nacional de Investigación Criminal seized several computers from Honduras’ Presidential Palace on which were recorded the “official results” of the referendum on constitutional reform… that had yet to be held at the time Manuel...
Nom Nom: Chimichurri
If you want to add a little something-something to your BBQs this summer, try offering your guests chimichurri. (Or “enigmatic chimichurri,” as one menu we read recently put it). Thing is, you could put chimichurri on a baby and it’d make you want to eat it. More...
Happy Birthday To The Late Great Billy Mays, Who Would Have Been 51
Billy Mays died just a week or so before his birthday. In honor of the tooth capped genius that brought us oxyclean, here is a tribute video
Timberwolves GM Going To Spain To Woo Ricky Rubio
Minnesota Timberwolves GM, David (The Wrath Of) Kahn is off to Spain to try to woo back his petulant 5th pick in the NBA Draft last month, Ricky Rubio, who reportedly left the US to play in Spain for the next two years. Kahn says he hopes to work out a buyout of Ricky’s contract...
Highlights (Butts) From Fashion Week Swim In Miami
Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim (mouf-ful) has just finished wrapping up on Miami Beach. Staying true to the city’s M.O, the catwalks featured tiny, tan women wearing very little. Designers (and Ed Hardy), many from Latin America (like Brazil’s Poko Pano), served up several...
Michael Vick Released From Bondage; Will He Be Reinstated To NFL?
Michael Vick is free, what will he do next? Chris Mortensen of ESPN breaks down the possibilities without all that confusing morality mucking things up.
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