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German Sprite ******** Ad Is Fake, Made In Brooklyn As Commentary On Interracial Relationships
So you might remember that, yesterday, we posted about a “banned German Sprite ad” featuring a girl giving a dude a beej, then suddenly craving Sprite and having a bottle of it spray into her face. How different a place the world would be if only money shots were lemon-lime scented.
Alas, it turns that the ad is fake and not German at all but was, rather, made in...
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July 21, 2009
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Ben Roethlisberger Sued For Sexual Assault In Washoe County, Nevada
Former Super Bowl champion quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger has been sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of Harrah’s near Lake Tahoe for assault, sexual assault and battery, false imprisonment, false pretenses, fraud, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Dang, sounds like this big dumb oaf done caught a case! Oh wait, no criminal charges have been pressed. Looks...
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July 21, 2009
Audio Tapes Show Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi Cavorting With Prostitutes
It would seem that Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been busier calling up escorts to take pictures of themselves in his bathroom and playing meat spin with friends at his Villa Certosa than actually having a hand in ruling Italy. His latest scandals include the release of audio tapes secretly recorded by professional escort Patrizia D’Addario, who spent at least...
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July 21, 2009
Free Starbucks Pastry. Print Coupon Here.
This morning until 10:30 AM, at participating Starbucks, you can sample a free pastry with the purchase of “a handcrafted beverage.”
Print this coupon or show it to your barista on your handheld device.
Enjoy A Free Pastry [Starbucks]
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July 21, 2009
Narco Treasure: Is It Fine Art Or Ghetto Trash?
The Wall Street Journal recently reported on the exceedingly lavish lives of many Mexican drug dealing kingpins as revealed by the Servicio de Administración y Enajenación de Bienes aka the SAE. The SAE handles the bizarrely awesome assets seized by the Mexican government as the spoils of the narco wars. With cave-like underground hot-tub complexes complete with faux stalactites...
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July 21, 2009
JERRY SEINFELD WANTS YOU: To Be In His New Reality Show
Funnyman Seinfeld — and the producers behind Oprah — are looking for married couples to be in their new reality show.
Casting folk stress MARRIED — so no baby daddies or, we suspect, homos!
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July 20, 2009
Chris Brown Says He’s Sorry He Beat Up Rhianna.
Sensitive caring man Chris Brown, says he’s sorry he beat up Rhianna. Come on girls, he said he was sorry. Give him another chance. He’s talented we guess? What the hell is he famous for doing? Does he sing or something? Seriously, we don’t remember. We just remember him as the guy who beat up Rhianna.
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July 20, 2009
Adam Yauch, MCA, Of The Beastie Boys Has Cancer
Adam Yauch, of the classic goofy trio of rappers The Beastie Boys, announced he had cancer in a video on their website. Yauch, also known as MCA says he has throat cancer and will be canceling some shows so MCA can receive treatment. I think it is probably the exposure to all those giant robots The Beastie Boys always fight that gave him cancer.
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July 20, 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Juan Peron
Don’t cry for me Argentina! I am a total asshole! I killed lots of people, and was a Fascist…then I had a musical starring Madonna…
Juan Peron was one confused little dictator, who never could figure out on what side of the ideological spectrum he belonged. Was he a fascist, a commie, a populist, a liberal, a conservative, and elitist? Yes, he was all of these...
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July 20, 2009
Bilingual Kids: So Hot (Uh…) Right Now
Move along, adopted-children-named-after-metal-bands-and-geographic-formations, there’s a new trendy celebrity child in town! Bilingual children are so in, especially if you wrap them in a Snuggie and pop them into a green tote bag.
It’s “in” because, apparently, lots of celebrities have kids who can speak at least two languages. Celebrities really are...
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July 20, 2009
Vote In The Hottest Latino Journalist Finale! Jorge Ramos Vs. Paul Saucido And Maria Santana Vs. Becky Medellin
It’s been a long hall, but we’ve finally arrived at The Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off finals. Come meet your four finalists and let us know which two should be left standing as the hottest male and female Latino journalists in America.
Jorge Ramos
Eligibility: Mexican-born anchor on Univision.
Claim To Fame: Cindy’s first love.
Why He’s Hot: His eyes...
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July 20, 2009
Bam Margera Suffers Possible OD; Mom Says He’s Just “Dehydtrated”
******* star and formerly-respectable skateboarder Bam Margera was rushed to the hospital this weekend after an unidentified male called 911 to report that he’d suffered a possible overdose. His mother, long-suffering April Margera, phoned into radio station WMMR this morning to report that it was all just a misunderstanding and that “dehydration” and “basic...
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July 20, 2009
TRAUMA-RAMA!: Demi Lovato Breaks Up With Trace Cyrus Over Twitter
So, OMG! Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus have been flirting vomitaneously over Twitter for a while now, so it was only a matter of time before the two broadcasted their inevitable falling out over that site as well. Of course, no tween celebrity breakup is complete without the requisite stage mom stepping in to meddle and add her own two cents. Dude this is so like when, like in English...
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July 20, 2009
Carrie Prejean Has A Book Deal And You Don’t
Carrie Prejean, famed proponent of opposite marriage, is penning a book that is said to call out and confront her critics. And also that one bunny in the pet store that gave her a mean look when she was 11.
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July 20, 2009
Dumpster Turned Into A Pool
At a secret location in Brooklyn, dumpster are being turned into swimming pools. The idea is very original and makes us think on how we can put those things that we barely use or don’t use at all into good use and get the best out of it. For now, the exact location of the dumpster/pool is kept as a secret (so that means you ain’t gonna find it on Google) and the idea...
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July 20, 2009
In Honor Of The Moon Landing 40th Anniversary: Latinos In Space!
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, we thought we’d take a look at Latinooooossss innnnnn spppaaaaaaaaaaa (huff huff) ccccceeeeeeeee.
Many people in the Latino community aren’t aware that we too have breached the solid bonds of Earth and found out how hard it is to pee in zero gravity. It seems that not every astronaut has been some white dude named...
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July 20, 2009
Seized Computers Allegedly Prove Manuel Zelaya Was Rigging Referendum Votes
Officials from La Dirección Nacional de Investigación Criminal seized several computers from Honduras’ Presidential Palace on which were recorded the “official results” of the referendum on constitutional reform… that had yet to be held at the time Manuel Zelaya was ousted.
Officials are now looking into the matter as a possible case of fraud, falsification...
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July 20, 2009
Nom Nom: Chimichurri
If you want to add a little something-something to your BBQs this summer, try offering your guests chimichurri. (Or “enigmatic chimichurri,” as one menu we read recently put it). Thing is, you could put chimichurri on a baby and it’d make you want to eat it. More than usual, anyway.
Ingredients
1/2 c olive oil
1/2 c red wine vinegar
1/4 c water
1/3 c fresh...
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July 20, 2009
Happy Birthday To The Late Great Billy Mays, Who Would Have Been 51
Billy Mays died just a week or so before his birthday. In honor of the tooth capped genius that brought us oxyclean, here is a tribute video
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July 20, 2009
Timberwolves GM Going To Spain To Woo Ricky Rubio
Minnesota Timberwolves GM, David (The Wrath Of) Kahn is off to Spain to try to woo back his petulant 5th pick in the NBA Draft last month, Ricky Rubio, who reportedly left the US to play in Spain for the next two years. Kahn says he hopes to work out a buyout of Ricky’s contract with DKV Joventut, but we all know the real reason is to convince the point guard that there are...
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July 20, 2009
Highlights (Butts) From Fashion Week Swim In Miami
Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim (mouf-ful) has just finished wrapping up on Miami Beach. Staying true to the city’s M.O, the catwalks featured tiny, tan women wearing very little. Designers (and Ed Hardy), many from Latin America (like Brazil’s Poko Pano), served up several body-con swim styles in bright candy colors and metallics.
Here’s a little peek at some...
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July 20, 2009
Michael Vick Released From Bondage; Will He Be Reinstated To NFL?
Michael Vick is free, what will he do next? Chris Mortensen of ESPN breaks down the possibilities without all that confusing morality mucking things up.
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July 20, 2009
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