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Banned German Sprite Ad Features A Faceful Of Fizz
Hey, guys. You know what’s a good way to sell soda? By likening it to semen. …Yeah. If you ever wanted to see what Hayden Panettiere would look like getting… hit with a load of Sprite… then, wow, it’s your lucky day. What does it mean if we prefer Coca Cola?
Hershel McGriff Is A NASCAR Driver That’s Old As Dirt
Hershel McGriff is so old, Jesus signed his yearbook. Hershel McGriff is so old, his memories are in black and white. Hershel McGriff is so old, he walked into an antique store and they put him up for sale. Hershel McGriff is so old, that when he races in a NASCAR race, it’s...
Lawsuit Reveals Roberto Alomar Has Aids; Had Unprotected Sex With Girlfriend Ilya Dall
Dall, 31, says she lived with Alomar for three years, watching his health worsen until he finally got tested in 2006 after suffering from severe cough, fatigue and shingles. Dall says he knew of his condition since February 6, 2006 but had been advised by doctors to get an HIV test since 2004 ...
Alex Rodriguez Admits He Used Steroids, Calls Selena Roberts A Stalker
This lady has been thrown out of my apartment in New York City. This lady has five days ago just been thrown out of the University of Miami police for trespassing. And four days ago she tried to break into my house where my girls are up there sleeping, and got cited by the Miami Beach police. I ...
New Site Provides Deliciously Gross Food Porn
One of the creators of This Is Why You're Fat, a veritable curator of cholesterol who wishes to remain anonymous, says he and his girlfriend thought of the site together. It must serve as either great motivation to stay on their diets or a slow steady burn that can only lead to...
New York Post A-Rod Steroid Cover Wins Best Cover...Ever
February 09, 2009 by
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Also, there?s a book release to coincide with this media circus! The Post says former Yankees manager Joe Torre?s new book claims A-Rod?s Yankee teammates used to call him A-Fraud because he always choked in the post-season and was worth more money in one testicle than their entire...
A Rod Tested Positive For Steroids In 2003
When a reporter for the sports organization approached A Rod at a gym on Thursday to discuss his 2003 test results, Rodriguez replied "You'll have to talk to the union...I am not saying
As part of a joint agreement between the MLB and the player's union, the '03 survey...
Forever Leather Commercial Goes On Forever About Hillary Clinton, Elliot Spitzer And The Economy
Holy shit. We kind of want to buy a jacket from this guy. AND! And, he apparently does this all the time. At the other end of this link, he calls the local gasoline chain RATBALLS!!!
Domingo Santoyo Swims For His High School Without Arms
?He motivates us to work harder because he really works hard.? And not only in the pool. Santoyo ranks among the top ten of his class academically and he?s thinking about MIT or Rice for college. Oh, yeah. And he was a national level chess competitor in middle school. Who says Superman needs ...
Housekeeping: Machochip Is Changing, Evolving.
After thousands of articles written, we have figured out that a sports site for Latinos is pretty niche and gives us little room to grow. We will be revamping the site soon under a broader, smarter, more exciting theme. Which means that Machochip is temporarily cutting back on its editorial. ...
The Lights Stay On, But Alas, I Am Gone
Hello Machochip readers, its Alex. This is a note (or "post" if you're going to get all technical about it) to let you know that last week was truly my last at Machochip. I want to thank all of the readers, as well as everyone else who made this blog really fun to write...
Attenzione: This Is The Best Soccer Video... Ever
There's something about this video that's so endearing to us. Follow us as we try to dissect it—team scores goal; celebrates; however, the ref has disallowed the goal; so therefore the other team has retained possession of the ball and goes basically unchallenged for...
Heads Up: Spray Painted On Ladies, Part Million
What "going overboard" with tattoos really looks like.
Kim Kardashian loves Jessica Simpson's big ass. [Busted
Joe Torre
Video: Hackers Change Road Sign In Austin, Texas To Warn Of Zombie Attack
Hackers in Austin, Texas broke into a digital road sign on a stretch of Lamar Boulevard at MLK Road--a central part of town very near the University of Texas-- and changed the message to read, "Nazi Zombies Ahead, Run!" That's really funny, but it's a crime! And...
Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Ashley Massaro
Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's former Playboy and Hawaiian Tropic model (and WWE wrestler...
Ricky Hatton Happy He Can Talk Smack To Manny Pacquiao Now... Not That He Does Any Of It
"It will be an honour to meet Manny, the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, and I'm brimming full of confidence," said Hatton. "It's doesn't get better than this. I'm the biggest attraction in boxing," the 30-year-old from Manchester added...
Mickey Rourke Out Of Wrestlemania 25 (If He Was Ever Really In)
Paula Woods told The Associated Press on Wednesday night that Rourke will not wrestle WWE superstar Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25 in April at Houston's Reliant
Woods wrote in an e-mail that the Oscar-nominated actor "will not be participating in Wrestlemania. He is focusing entirely ...
Shocker: NFL Ads Full Of Sex, Drugs And Booze (AKA, Showing People Having A Good Time)
40 percent of games showed ads for erectile dysfunction
46.5 percent of the sexual or violent advertisements were promotions by the broadcast networks for their own
Almost 500 of the ads showed an increased form of violence, including murders, explosions and
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Antonio Margarito Gets Boxing License Suspended For Trying To Fight Shane Mosley With A Cast
When the wraps were cut off to be rewrapped, officials found what was deemed a "plaster-like substance" in the wraps. Two pieces of gauze, one in each glove, allegedly had the substance on
"From what I know, there was a plaster of Paris-like substance in Margarito&...
'Member?: Does Anyone Want To Be Number One In College Basketball?
Whas happened in sports last
College Basketball: Last week, Wake Forest was the number one team in the country... but that was before Virginia Tech beat them at Wake. That created a path for Duke to be that top gunna, but they pissed the number one ranking away last night as they lost ...
'Embarrassed' Cristiano Ronaldo Too Shy To Meet His Sports Idol Tiger Woods
"In terms of footballers, I have met everyone," he said. "But I'd like to meet Tiger Woods. He's phenomenal... My golf is very bad. I don't like to play golf but I like to watch
So for those of you keeping score at home, bingo and golf are the world'...
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