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'Member?: Lakers V Spurs

Golf: Lorena Ochoa is engaged. Hope we're on the invite list! (/fingers crossed) MMA: The sad and disturbing tale of dead MMA'er Evan Tanner. [Men's NFL: Seriously, how many charges is Plaxico Burress facing? Oddities: Did you know it takes just three cups of coffee to ...
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Pablo The Drug Mule Dog Uses Guy Ritchie Approach To Purvey Anti-Drug Message

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Heads Up: These Le Woofs Will Kick Your Bank Robbing And Kidnapping Asses

The Australian Open brings out the ugly like no other. Yeesh. [Busted Bad use of a domain name... even worse than So... how much are you paying Alvin from The Cosby Show to come and pretend he's Donovan McNabb? [The 700 Yes, naked is a great way to ...
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Playboy's Kendra Wilkinson Says Bunny Life Ain't All Hopping Into Beds

Hef's youngest ex maintains that she enjoyed life with her 82-year-old beau. "Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time ... Hef made me feel Wilkinson, who is now engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, announced her split from Hefner ...
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Pittsburgh Mayor Changes Name From "Ravenstahl" to "Steelerstahl" To Totally Burn The Baltimore Ravens, His Forefathers

Mayor's new name: Steelerstahl [ESPN] Image [post-gazette.com]
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Goal Of The Day: Adriano Isn't Going Anywhere Yet, Except The Back Of The Net

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Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Bar Rafaeli

Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli. If you want to check...
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Is David Beckham Coming Back To The Galaxy After Italy?

"David has shown that he is a player ready to run the extra mile," said Milan's Brazilian playmaker, Kaka. "The first matches showed quite clearly what his qualities are, and his passing ability and his capacity to play well. "Perhaps these first two months...
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Michael Irvin Knows What Time It Is When You Try To Carjack Him

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Is CR7 About To Become CR9?

CR9 was registered by his agent Jorge Mendes at the National Institute of Industrial Property in Lisbon. Ronaldo already has CR7... Spanish giants Real Madrid
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'Member?: Lakers Squeak By In H-Town

NFL: Norv Turner actually has a winning record in the playoffs, but his loss last weekend to the Steelers made him shed four assistant before next year. [Sporting EPL: Chelsea's Luiz Felipe Scolari is tired of all this damn losing. [Guardian NBA: Portland better prepare to open up ...
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The Miami Heat Don't Care If You're Cash Poor, They Want Their Money

Royal West Properties, a Miami-based land developer, was sued in August for failing to pay almost $41,547 for six seats in Loge Box No. 224 that cost more than $71,000 last season. Ronald Fernandez, the company's lawyer, said the tough economy led to the ''My client is...
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Heads Up: This Is The Kind Of Celebrating I Like To See

Is the Manny Pacquiao/Ricky Hatton fight going to be nixed because of money? That's so rare in boxing! [Daily We don't know about you, but we love living in Baracklyn. [With Seriously, who sports a blinged out Papa Smurf in this economy? [D.C. Sports Sir Alex Furgeson ...
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Maradona Suggests Carlos Tevez, Kun Aguero Sign With Internazionale

"I saw Manchester United win (3-0 against Chelsea) without Tevez. This isn't good for him," Maradona was quoted as saying... "Certain episodes are certainly bringing closer his exit. Italy and Inter in particular would be excellent solutions. What's more, his...
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Dead Ice Skater Jayne Soliman Gives Birth To Zombie Baby... We Mean, It's So Sad...

Okay, sorry we're a little insensitive about this story. But we just keep on thinking about that scene in Dawn of the Dead (the new one, with the guy from Medium) when the Russian wife of Mekhi Phifer (yeah, we didn't get it either) is zombified and gives birth to their kid...
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Goal Of The Day: Lionel Messi Kicks A Fireball Into Atletico de Madrid's Net

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Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Dayana Mendoza

Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's 2008 Miss Universe, Venezuelan green-eyed hottie Dayana...
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Texas Death Row Inmate Andre Thomas Pulls Remaining Eyeball Out, Eats It

To say that Andre Thomas is disturbed is redundant?he's on death row for killing his estranged wife, and two kids, ages 4 and 13-months. But when this 2004 picture was taken, he had recently pulled out his right eyeball while being held in Sherman, Texas for the murders. Well...
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This Can't Be Good For Your Rep—Knicks' Eddie Curry Sued For Sexual Harassment... By A Dude!!1!

Stunning court papers charge that Curry, a married father of several kids, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," saying, "Look at me, Dave, look" and, "Come and touch it, Kuchinsky, 36, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racism...
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Thirteen Year-Old Surfer Girl Hannah Mighall Survives Shark Attack In Tasmania

"She gave me the strength to stay there with her in the water - when I saw the way she was fighting it off," he later said. "She was scared but she fought it off." After punching the shark in the nose, Mundy put Mighall on his board and attempted to ride to safety...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Picks Up His World Player of the Year Award

"The decision on who wins is final and is one taken by specialists, people who know about football. You have people voting for me, people who are voting for Kaka, and so on. It is a matter of respecting the views of other people. The player who wins the award deserves Wow. Never has there ...
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'Member?: The Knicks Can Win Squeakers? Chris Paul And The Hornest Found The Answer The Hard Way

EPL: Liverpool's Fernando Torres puts Manchester United as the favorites to win the League. [The College Football: To NFL or not to NFL... that is Mark Sanchez's question. [LA NFL: The NFL's own firebrand preacher Tony Dungy is retiring from coaching the Indianapolis Colts. ...
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Heads Up: Spanish Fly Don't Lie

Who is this year's snowbunny of the year? You pick, we'll heat up the hot chocolate. [Boosh Phil Jackson calls Sasha Vujacic brainless. That's so wrong
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Fans Of Atletico Madrid Decide To Get Their Philly On

Ah, chucking things during sporting events. It's a time honored tradition that dates back to the Roman times. Then, it was the fans of gladiators, throwing flowers to their favorite fighters. Today, it's fans in Philadelphia throwing D-Cell batteries at Santa Claus. Somewhere...
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Jim Rice, Ricky Henderson Make It To Baseball The Hall Of Fame

In our lifetimes, of all the athletes that aren't in the Hall of Fame, football's Art Monk, and baseball's Jim Rice and Andre Dawson had been the players who everyone creamed about. Well, Monk made it last year into the NFL's HoF, and now this year Jim Rice
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