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NBA Players And Coaches: Fans Are Dumb, Shouldn't Vote For All-Star
"It just shows that a lot of the fans should not be voting for starters," Hornets Coach Byron Scott said. "It's ridiculous to have the best point guard in the world third in the voting. It should be him and Kobe Bryant starting for the All-Star
"That's...
(Non) Goal Of The Day: Cristiano Ronaldo And Man U Catch Refs, Chelsea Napping
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Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Jesikah Maximus
Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's Mexican assmonger and model Jesikah Maximus. If you...
Tottenham's Jermain Defoe's Dad Is A Bum—Both Figuratively And Literally
“It’s a pitiful existence—a million miles from what Jermain has worked hard for and earned. His daily routine is one of booze, soup kitchens and ambling round betting shops... He is proud of Jermain—but pride doesn’t buy you your next meal.”
In Jermain's defense,...
Alex Rodriguez's Incredibly Tacky Florida Home Gets Crunched By Housing Bubble
A-Rod Cuts Mansion's Price [WSJ.com]
Did Diego Maradona's Morning Stogie Kill Chelsea's Chances This Weekend Against Manchester United?
Stars including John Terry, Joe Cole and Frank Lampard waited for 40 minutes in near-freezing temperatures before getting the all-clear to go back inside the Radisson Edwardian hotel... Maradona was in Manchester to watch Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez turn out for United, though the player ...
'Member?: Pachuca Blows Leads, But Gets Win In Overtime To Head To The Libertadores
NFL: Bakawwww! The battle to see which is the best avian-named team, the Eagles or Cardinals, is going to be taken to the next level with next week's NFC title game.
NFL: Zzzzap! The Steelers unplugged the Chargers yesterday to reach the AFC champ game against the Ravens next week. ...
Charles Barkey Decides To Take A Time Out From TNT, Talking
So about that whole Charles Barkley DUI and blowjob thing from last week... Well, it looks like the mouth from Alabama is going to keep it quiet for a bit. The former Sixer/Sun/Rocket has decided to take a break from announcing basketball games on TNT. Actually, we think TNT decided it, ...
Heads Up: Would You Spend $140 To Tatt Up Your Body With An Awful Memory?
Two good reasons to go to the University of Florida
Goal Of The Day: Derby's Kris Commons Crashes The Carling Cup Party For Man U
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Can Freddie Roach Bring Some Of His Boxing Magic To Andrei Arlovski Against Fedor Emelianenko?
''I watched Fedor's last 20 fights and I am tired of him,'' Roach said. ''It is easy for me to emulate his moves because he is
''He sucks at boxing. He can't box. He can punch but he can't box. I know he's great on the ground. I know...
Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Teresa Lourenco
Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's Trinidadian model and WAG Teresa Lourenco. If you want...
Portland Tralblazers To Rest Of NBA: Don't Sign Darius Miles Cuz Of Our Screw Up Or Else We'll Sue, KThxBye
"The Portland Trail Blazers will take all necessary steps to safeguard its rights, including, without limitation, litigation,'' wrote Blazers president Larry Miller in an e-mail addressed late Thursday night to all NBA team presidents and general
"The Portland Trail...
Hey Tony Romo: This Offseason, Why Don't You Practice Handling The Ball Instead Of Your Golf Or Tennis Swing?
So we were trolling around the internet the other day, as we often do while looking for stories, when we ran into some guy considering what Michael Vick would bring to the Dallas Cowboys once he got out of the pen. We were like all, "What, this guy's crazy!?! Cowboys have...
Spidey Saves Obama's Inaguration? We'd Rather Him Help Out With The Economy
Obama, Spider-Man on the same comic-book page [USA Today]
Image [Marvel Comics]
Cal State Northridge Basketball Coach Doesn't Bail Out Son Who Helped His Players Steal From Best Buy
Asked about not bailing out his son, Braswell said, "Just put it this way: I fulfilled a promise that I made. I told my children a long time ago there are some responsibilities they have, and we just did what we thought was best." Asked how his son was after the experience...
'Member?: The Florida Gaotrs Win The BCS, Make Albert E. Alligator One Happy Reptile
College Football: Did you know people like to drink in the parking lot before games? Here's a group of images of the tailgaters from last night's game. [Miami
La Liga: Villarreal says "uh.... no" to Everton's bid for Jozy Altidore. [Soccer By
MLB: The Red Sox...
Heads Up: How Meta—Darth Vader Doing James Earl Jones Impressions
The Chargers really, really don't like Jay Cutler's hair. [Denver
Brian Cushing shows that maybe kids at USC like juice (and we don't mean OJ Simpson or orange)
Nerds have less sex? You don't say... [Adventures In
More Wrestler! Mickey Rourke tells how to get his ...
The Florida Mascots Have A Lot To Lose Tonight Against Oklahoma (Like A Lot Of Water Weight)
When the Florida Gators and Oklahoma Sooners meet tonight to claim the "national championship" for college football (yeah, right). we should only feel badly for two people, whatever the outcome. Those are the UF students who don the costumes for the school's mascots...
Video: Stephen Colbert Interviews Benicio Del Toro On His Film About The Building Of Che Stadium
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Welcome To The Mamasita Pool Party... Ariadne Artiles
Because you're either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we'd liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today it's model Ariadne Artiles, who's apparently a bed-hopping...
Goal Of The Day: Ramon Morales Kicks Off The Scoring For Chivas Against Atlas
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Oh Sergio Ramos, What Did Your Mammy Teach You?
Sorry for the incessant use of the widescreen photo today, but what do you think is a bigger wreck?Cristiano Ronaldo's Ferrari, or this photo of Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos in blackface celebrating Los Reyes Magos de Oriente, a Spanish festival where people celebrate the time...
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