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Enjoy the Socialized Medicine!
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I WANTZ UR POESITIONZ!Just like three years ago, Alex Gonzalez is gone again. He can't really hit, he swings at just about everything, but god damn he can play some defense. But on a team that had all sorts of trouble putting together big innings last year having a sub .300 OBP...
This game counted right?
6 days ago by
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This was a picture of the BC/St. Francis game the other day...No lie there must have been like 1000 fans in attendance.
And Peter King is an idiot too...
11 days ago by
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Everything that needs to be said about the Colts-Pats game has already been said. Believe me, nothing I am going to say here is going to be any magical revelation that is going to shatter your mind about that ball crunching loss. It sucks, and for many no matter what I say is going...
Patriots @ Colts, November 15, 2009 *LIVE BLOG*
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<a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php?option=com_mobile&task=viewaltcast&altcast_code=bbc64fca5d" >Patriots @ Colts, November 15, 2009 *LIVE BLOG*</a>
Afternoon Checklist
12 days ago by
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Smarty Barrett's Afternoon Checklist:1. Order a ****-ton of wings √2. Stock the fridge with beer √3. Make a crazy crock pot concoction that'll be ready for game-time √4. Have a fantasy team where the bench is out-scoring the starters √5. Live-Blog the Pats/Colts gameYOUR...
Wu Tang Eat Your Heart Out
12 days ago by
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As both a fan of sports and rap music, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to pass along this little gem. They got rhythm? Check. They have ridonkulous mullets? Check. Is the sound quality terrible? Check. Enjoy.h/t: Sportsbybrooks
A Schedule of Afternoon Activities for Joey Porter
12 days ago by
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With Porter's abrupt change of plans we at Mass Hysteria have a list of suggestions to keep his mind busy. Enjoy your day off!Channel 4: The Wedding SingerChannel 5: QVC's Gifts from David's KitchenChannel 11: Degrassi the Next Generation (come on Joey we know you love...
It's On
13 days ago by
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I was perusing my Google Reader this morning, and I visited my favorite Yankees site "River Ave Blues", which is a fantastic blog.. Well recently Nike came out with an advertisement for the Yankees celebrating their World Series Championship, and I have to admit it was kinda...
Grumpy Old Men, Red Sox Edition
18 days ago by
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In another example of no brainers, the Red Sox declined to pick up the $5mil option on backup catcher Jason Varitek. Evidently the notion that he "prepares hard for a game" and "manages a pitching staff better than anyone else" was all hocus pocus after all. But...
URGENT: MISSING PERSON
19 days ago by
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ATTENTION MASS HYSTERIA: PLEASE, YOUR HELP IS NEEDED. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?His name is Joey Porter, and he was last seen embarrassing himself, his teammates, and the Miami Dolphins organization. He was supposed to play in an NFL game today at 1 pm in Foxboro,...
HZMLS does not like Joey Porter at all
20 days ago by
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Oh would you lookie here, Joey Porter is running his mouth again before the Patriot's game. Oh he remembers our past, thinks we are cheaters, and that Brady gets preferential treatment. Oh waaaaahhhhhhhhh Porter. I think in terms of football players, Porter has to be in my Top...
This explains the whole Lisa Olson thing...
21 days ago by
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So Zeke Mowatt wasn't actually flashing his junk at Lisa Olson...he was just using a dick towel! Only $19.95. Funny. Functional. Sexual.
Light at the End of the Tunnel
26 days ago by
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So the Yankees are absolutely 100% definitely going to win the World Series. No question about it. It's a lock, a guaranteed lock...../jinxjinxjinxjinxBut not to fear, Boston fans. Absorb the ****-talking from the Yankee fans, as the celebrate their first World Series win of the...
An Interesting Stat
29 days ago by
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In every series in which Yankee fans have chanted "Who's Your Daddy?", the New York Yankees have suffered the worst series loss in the history of professional baseball.So there's that.h/t: HZMLS, APNDR
Yeah the Yanks Won and Stuff
October 26, 2009 by
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So the Yankees euthanized the Rally Monkey with a butcher knife, and made Anaheim look like the ummmm Red Sox. Know what will make us Bostonians feel better? This. Which oddly enough I could watch for hours on end, look at the hypnotic rhythmn in which he strokes that bat. Weird huh...
Lord Stuffybritches Presents The Patriots versus the Buccaneers American Football Preview
October 23, 2009 by
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'Allo! Me name is Lord Stuffybritches, overseerer of the skint in the County of Liverpool. This weekend the Yankee football club the Patriots of New Engerland (those traitorous vermin) will be playing the Tampa Bay Swashbucklers in an exhibition of Yank rules football. Frankly...
Adios Amigo
October 20, 2009 by
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Yeah no one here is going to shed any tears for your Mr. Galloway. Your stay in New England was short, you dropped passes, ran ****** routes, lost track of the back of the end zone, and got your ass chewed out by Tom. And in the end you were benched for the last three games and replaced...
Pat I liked to buy an "A"
October 19, 2009 by
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Ange_s are going to _ose.I'd like to solve the puzzle.
SAT Analogy Prep. - Courtesy of Mass Hysteria
October 19, 2009 by
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As we get into the usual SAT months, many high school students may be panicking as they try to prepare for likely the biggest standardized test of their lives. But not to worry, kids. If you saw the Patriots 59-0 drubbing of the Titans yesterday, you should be able to follow along...
OH YEAH!!!
October 18, 2009 by
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Whoa Whoa Whoa. At 4:39 Lawrence Maroney sprung himself for a 50 yard plus touchdown run. What kind of bizarro world is this? In the spirit of texts from last night, we at Mass Hysteria present: texts from 5 minutes ago.Smarty Barrett 4:40pm: Wash u assHZMLS @ 4:440pm: Wash you ass...
Come On Guys, Pick Your Heads Up
October 13, 2009 by
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Welcome back to Mass Hysteria folks. The Red Sox season is over. The Patriots blew a very winnable game. This weekend was definitely the type that made you reflect on your fandom, and tested your toughness as a Boston sports fan. Face it, this weekend sucked monkey scrotum, there was...
No More Excuses
October 11, 2009 by
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The Sox can still do this, have faith. The bats will wake up, the pitching will return, all the Sox have to do is take this one game at a time. Game Four is in less than two hours, Fenway needs to explode with energy, make this team feel our fervor, and make the Angels **** in their...
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