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Did you hear when douches started asking, "What if Michael Phelps were black?"
February 05, 2009 by
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If you think people would be acting differently toward Michael Phelps after his recent dope smoking incident if he were black, you're a ******* retard.
What's with the yelling?
January 30, 2009 by
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It's worse than the fist pump. In yesterday's Australian Open semifinal, Spaniard Fernando Verdasco, was a screaming, self-congratulatory douche, making Rafael Nadal's post-point antics look tame. I think this is from Wimbledon, but it looked the same.It's the post...
MHR Super Predictions
January 30, 2009 by
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Really, don't we all hate predictions? Yes. You might not know it, but you hate them. If I'm way off on a prediction, I won't bring it up again. If I'm close, you're darn right you're going to hear about it. There's the Matthew Berry approach to predictions...
News Flash: David Wells Is A Fat, Loudmouth, Turd
January 30, 2009 by
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Totally. He is the latest to chime in on the Joe Torre quotey looking things that aren't necessarily really things Torre said. You've probably read what Blowhardy McFatterson has said, so I'm not going to rehash it here. The point is this: David Wells is a nobody. Worse...
Suck At Your Job?
January 30, 2009 by
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Well, hell then, join ESPN. The WWL hired former Jets and Chiefs Head Coach Herm Edwards as a talking head this week after the coach was fired by Kansas City. On the day the news was released, the "story" was in ESPN's "HEADLINES" section. Now it can be found...
Sean Hannity is anti-American
January 29, 2009 by
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I just watched five minutes of Sean Hannity's show in which it claimed:** Global warming has been EXPOSED as a myth by 650 climatologists (false, by the way)** The lingerie bowl should not have been cancelled because of sexism, because, you know, the men in the NFL wear tight pants...
LOST Episode 3 Take
January 29, 2009 by
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Desmond's son, Charlie is the Charlie. Put that in the bank - no refunds if I'm wrong though. My guess is the English cutie-pie holding a gun to Farraday is his mother, and perhaps, just maybe, Widmore is his father. That's a mind-**** and a half - and is probably wronger...
Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go-Go-Go
January 28, 2009 by
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Interesting little stat from the back of Will Clark's baseball card:In 1987, Clark had 5 stolen bases... but he was caught a mind-boggling 17 times! Seriously, at what point did Roger Craig pull him aside and strangle him? And why hasn't Mike Krukow discussed this in a broadcast?
Sports News?
January 27, 2009 by
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It's so, I don't know, passe to bash the WWL, but come on. Lately ESPN has been going a bit overboard with the gossip-posing-as-headlines schtick, and today is no exception. The "headlines": Justice, Gooden deny Radomski's allegations Torre defends book; A-Rod...
What the F@*! is Going On In San Francisco, You Ask?
January 27, 2009 by
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I get the feeling Mike Singletary is going to be a Bill Belichick style coach. I don't mean success-wise (I'll be thrilled if he has one-half the success Belichick has had in New England) but in that there are going to be guys who can't stand him and won't work for...
Immediate Second Hour of LOST Thoughts
January 22, 2009 by
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Holy ****! Ana-Lucia! Ana-Lufuckingcia. My mind is being ******. I knew it as soon as you could tell it was a woman cop getting out of the car. Dammit that's exciting. I already feel like I need to watch these two episodes more than three times to get everything that's gone...
Immediate First Hour of LOST Thoughts
January 22, 2009 by
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Aaahhh, there's too much going on. Who's where and when and then Desmond makes an appearance? ****, I was satisfied with the Desmond and Penny storyline's conclusion at the end of last season, and now their inclusion seems muddled. Sawyer's fatter than he used to be...
How 'Bout That NFC West?
January 18, 2009 by
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Yeah, there will still be some out there groaning that the best team in the NFC is not going to be playing two Sundays from now. Geez, last Sunday after Philly beat New York to get into the NFC Championship Game, some were upset that two 9-win teams had made it, certain the game was...
Bonds Innocent...ish?
January 15, 2009 by
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Well no, probably not. But at least it looks like the government's perjury case against him isn't as much of a slam dunk as we've been lead to believe.On two fronts, Bonds is looking at developments that may help repair the tarnishing of his name, a little. According to...
Well, if he gets warts on his fingers, I guess it's not a bad thing if he misses a start
January 14, 2009 by
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From With Leather: "Barry Zito More Tainted Than Ever."From TMZ.com: "After the terrible season he had, we can't really blame SF Giants pitcher Barry Zito for denying he was Barry Zito the other night."Seems Barry Zito doesn't have much trouble with the...
Did you watch Ohio State/Texas?
January 06, 2009 by
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Thoughts-Matt Vasgersian is awful. Hot-air blowing douche. It seems there is a generation of sportscasters (Joe Buck, Brenneman, Vasgersian) who believe more is more. When a moment would best be left without the interruption of blowhardies, they instead try to superfluously inject...
Ron Santo = Dumb
December 09, 2008 by
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I've never been a Ron Santo fan. It has little to do with his efforts as a player and everything to do with homerism in baseball beginning and ending with him and his beloved Cubbies. I know, the guy has diabetes. He's missing parts of his body. He had a good career. Not great...
Your New Niners
November 11, 2008 by
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It was sloppy at the end, but it appeared more so due to the hooooorible officiating crew who decided early in the second half to throw a flag on every play regardless of whether or not a penalty had been committed. Jesus, did you see the tipped pass/pass interference call? There was...
This is bordering on crazy
October 20, 2008 by
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Jay Glazer of FOX Sports, he of the routinely beating everyone to the scoop, reports that Brett Favre has spoken to more than one team about the Packers' play-calling tendencies. Not only has he spoken to them, Favre has initiated the communication. It seems there's no rule...
News flash: Brett Favre is an attention-seeking douche after all
October 16, 2008 by
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We know Brett Favre famously, graciously, called fellow tough-guy, gunslinger, hot white stud quarterback Tony Romo to offer his encouragement over Romo's broken pinky, because Favre told ESPN he did so. Have you ever known anyone who does something nice, like makes a donation...
Polamalu criticizes NFL fines; ensures he will receive fine
October 16, 2008 by
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Pissed that his Pittsburgh Steelers have been hit with a rash of unnecessary roughness and illegal block and blah, blah, blah penalties of late the safety spoke out against the heavy-handed:I think regarding the evolution of football, it's becoming more and more flag football,...
This is not news, ESPN. Get off the ****.
October 14, 2008 by
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Stupid ESPN.com headline #46,729:Favre calls injured Romo, offers encouragement.Who gives a ****? Who gives a flying **** of a ****? Jesus, I mean Ed Werder sounds like the president of the Favre/Romo Saturday Night Circle Jerk.Although there seems to be some unjustified question about...
Put your arm down, dumbfuck.
October 14, 2008 by
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I remember in college we were playing some school somewhere in the second game of a doubleheader. Having started the first game on the mound, I was in the dugout at the start of the second game. In some inning, maybe the second or third - early anyway - a guy from the other team hit...
Nonsense Quote of the Week nominee
September 28, 2008 by
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The scene: Friday night's Giants/Dodgers game at AT&T Park. Bengie Molina hits a ball high off the wall in right but only manages a single. Bruce Bochy removes Molina from the game for a pinch-runner, Emmanuel Burriss. Omar Vizquel swears he's heard the ball hit metal,...
Favre's confusion
August 08, 2008 by
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Brett Favre, at his Jets introduction yesterday, looked like a guy who never really knew what he wanted and got something he wasn't sure about. Because he never knew what he wanted, he never knew how to get it. Favre started floating the notion that he might be interested in returning...
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