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3 Lessons
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To the gigantic beer maker that contacted me last week, the department store chain that’s contacted me a few times, the ticket brokerage that keeps underpricing their bids for ad space on this blog and anyone else hoping to get some free marketing legs on the back of my effort...
Showing My “O” Face. Twice.
11 hours ago by
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So I call up my bookie and ask him what the line is on the Packers-Niners game tomorrow at Lambeau Field. The Packers are laying six and a half points? We’re on Skype, making a video call, so he can see my face and is all “Dude? Did you just give me your ‘O...
2009 St. Louis Rams Cheerleaders
2 days ago by
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I don’t have every cheerleading squad ranked yet, so I can’t call the Rams cheerleaders the best in the NFL. But they are the Best So Far.
What makes them the best? The organization appears to understand what the cheerleaders are for and about. It’s not about trying...
Charles Woodson is Planetary
3 days ago by
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Heard a great line listening to WDUZ The Fan this morning, an email that came in to them (you know Rookie isn’t creative enough to come up with it on his own):
Three-quarters of the planet is covered by water.
The remaining 25% is covered by Charles Woodson.
To quote Jobu, &...
I Don’t Think He Was Thanking Me
3 days ago by
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This appeared on Nick Barnett’s Twitter account Sunday, shortly after the Dallas game:
I’m pretty sure he wasn’t thanking me. I’m big on that whole accountability thing. If you suck, I might say something to that effect. I know. Crazy, right?
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The People’s Republic of Packer
5 days ago by
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When Chairman Mao Coach McCarthy speaks, you best shut your hole and listen. Unless you don’t mind being unemployed in this economy.
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From the Sharpies of Babes
5 days ago by
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Seen midway up the tower at High Cliff State Park in Sherwood, Wisconsin:
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Unwatchable
5 days ago by
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That’s what the first half of Sunday’s game at Lambeau Field against the streaking Dallas Cowboys was. Damn near unwatchable. The Packers committed seven of their dozen penalties in the first two quarters, choking their own drives like I did that one chick who used...
Shhhh. Don’t Tell Aaron Kampman.
5 days ago by
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For the first time in the regular season since the 3-4 defense was installed by Dom Capers, the Packers D lived up to the preseason hype, pounding the snot out of the opposing team’s quarterback. And about the only thing I can discern as being different from the previous eight...
Week 10 picks
6 days ago by
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No preamble, just picks. Wade Phillips will never be coach of the year, but he’ll do enough to smoke the boys in Green and Gold this afternoon.
Winners are bold:
Det @ Min
Den @ Was
Atl @ Car
Tb @ Mia
Jac @ Nyj
No @ Stl
Buf @Ten
Cin @ Pit
Kc @ Oak
Dal @ Gb
Sea @ Ari
Phi @ Sd
Ne @ [...]
In Other Words, We’re Screwed
7 days ago by
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For the Green Bay Packers to have a chance to win against the Cowboys on Sunday, I figure they need to be able to do the following:
Stop the run. Seeing as Dallas has the triple threat of Marion “I Must Break You” Barber, Felix Jones and Tashard Choice, each one likely...
2009 Minnesota Viking Cheerleaders
7 days ago by
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Ladies of the purple and yellow:
I apologize in advance if I’m a bit mean-spirited in my review of your team. You have a turncoat quarterback on your team that I think should suck mike ock for all the trouble he’s caused. And because I’m mature about all of it...
Minnesota Viking Cheerleaders
7 days ago by
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Ladies of the purple and yellow:
I apologize in advance if I’m a bit mean-spirited in my review of your team. You have a turncoat quarterback on your team that I think should suck mike ock for all the trouble he’s caused. And because I’m mature about all of it...
Schlitz Won’t Be There
7 days ago by
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I was contacted by one of the largest beer makers in America about something going on this Sunday as part of the Packer-Cowboy game. They wanted me to tell you all about it so that you might read what I write then go drink a bunch of their beer.
But when I asked them if I [...]
Naturally, My Attention Turns to the Bitches
7 days ago by
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With the Packers season teetering on the rim of the crapper, ready to slide all the way in Sunday afternoon, and my antidepressant prescription running short, I need to find something to make me happy. Naturally, my attention turns to the bitches NFL cheerleaders. Expect several...
Life After Favre
8 days ago by
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The very kind people of Skyhorse Publishing recently sent me a hardcover copy of a soon to be released book titled “Life After Favre, a Season of Change with the Green Bay Packers and Their Fans.” Written by Phil Hanrahan, it details the sometimes agonizing transition...
Do The Packers Need That Homo?
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I remember when Larry Johnson first came into the NFL. There was a big spread in ESPN the Mag about how a local Kansas City family took in the troubled, shy, weird rookie running back, trying to teach him how to behave in normal society, much like they did for Brenden Fraser in George of [...]
Intersection
8 days ago by
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
and looked down one as far as I could
to where it bent in the undergrowth
Or some **** like that.
The Dallas Cowboys lead the NFC East with a record of 6-2, but they have Tony...
Maybe the Packers Can Hire Charles Barkley
9 days ago by
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Chris Havel from WDUZ The Fan recently had an excellent point about the personnel mismanagement of the Packer’s offensive line. Paraphrasing Havel, he said when Thompson got here he had bookend tackles that were the anchors of the offensive line in Chad Clifton and Mark Tauscher...
Evidence
10 days ago by
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It can be really hard to evaluate talent on a football team in a vacuum. What I mean is, Ryan Grant has looked like an awful running back in just about every outing this year, save for the game against the terrible, terrible Browns where Grant popped off for almost 150 yards. (How bad are [...]
McCarthy Suffering from Gruden Syndrome
11 days ago by
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In 2002 Jon Gruden took over the head coaching duties for Tony Dungy, coincidentally enough, for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. When he did, he inherited a team that was Superbowl-ready. A team that had it’s moral and football compasses both pointed north. All they needed was...
A Short Field Doesn’t Quite Tell the Story
16 days ago by
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Earlier in the week, coach “dirty house” McCarthy said that the reasons the Packers lost were that the Vikings were starting with a shorter field, precipitated by their superior special teams play, and that the offensive stats were pretty equal for both teams.
I’d...
We Just Need An Edge
17 days ago by
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Ted? Mr. Thompson? I know you just signed Ahman Green to return kicks (something he’s never, ever done), and maybe put a scare into Ryan Grant, but you know what? Seattle just cut Edgerrin James. Unlike Grant, who has only been able to string together 8 solid performances...
Scorched Earth Policy: Initiated
19 days ago by
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If my fist were an atom bomb, I’d pound it into the asphalt of the parking lot at Lambeau Field tonight. I’d lay waste to a 50-mile radius. Nuclear Winter.
And I need to start pointing fingers. In this case, it’s my middle fingers. One pointed at Ted Thompson, the other at [...]
Rocky vs Drago: Round 15
21 days ago by
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Duke: Last round, Rock. To beat this man it’s gonna take all your strength. All your power. All your love. Everything you’ve got. Right now.
With that ************* hillbilly’s inbred clan soiling an entire Green Bay hotel with pork rinds and grits this...
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