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Amen, brother.
March 02, 2008 by
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...from today's Post:"Reliever Jon Rauch had his first child -- Aubree Elizabeth -- in December, and he arrived at spring training with a tattoo of his daughter's feet on his right calf. 'We were all ready and prepared,' Rauch said, 'and then she came, and...
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
February 28, 2008 by
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Well, winning is fun, isn't it?Honestly, I can't say I've been watching very much or even listening. Life is so busy right now. I have a new job with weird hours and a commute that leaves me literally with only one hour of non-work time at home per weekday. With a newlywed...
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts...
February 08, 2008 by
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Subtitle: "Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but."Jim Bowden took seven hours of my life yesterday, and I want them back! Seriously, it was a bit anti-climatic to get all worked up in anticipation of the 4 p.m. trade deadline yesterday and then have nothing...
And so it is...
January 30, 2008 by
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I didn't want it to happen. And I certainly didn't want it to happen against my favorite team.But as CNN.com loaded when I opened my internet browser at a quarter till the ass crack of dawn this morning, my eyes jumped immediately to the blank stare of Brian Schneider and my...
OK, he can stay
January 26, 2008 by
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...for now. (You may have noticed I took down the "Fire Me" banner.)I'm going to reserve final judgement under the assumption that more deals are coming -- which is almost undoubtedly going to be the case.But on the surface, it looks like Bowden just fleeced his old team...
Why God, Why?
January 25, 2008 by
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Why the hell should I care about a team that's going to be run by this crazy-ass douchebag?We all know Bowden is a Grade A brown-noser. I guess our only hope is that his lips are glued so firmly to Kasten's ass that he follows Kasten's vision to the letter.It could happen...
Everybody needs a nemesis
January 25, 2008 by
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Well, Mrs. Rocket and I finally made it to a game together during the 2006 season. We bought a pair of $5 rollback tickets in Section 506 for Saturday's game and piled in the car to make the drive into DC from the hinterlands of Prince William County. I had gone to two previous...
...in with the new
January 25, 2008 by
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What, you expect me to actually write something?!Seriously, good for the Nats. It sounds like a great hire. A young guy eager to prove himself, but also someone who already commands some respect - both in the Nats clubhouse and throughout baseball.I already can't wait for spring training.
I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now!
January 25, 2008 by
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Well, the newest Nats fan has entered the world. Little Rockette was born at 2:22 am Friday morning, weighing in at 6 pounds, 2 ounces.Mrs. Rocket and I are very thrilled. We're excited to teach our little one all sorts of new things, like why "The Plan" is our ticket...
Pitchers and Catchers Report Today
January 25, 2008 by
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With apologies to the great Ernie Harwell...For, lo, the winter is past,The rain is over and gone;The flowers appear on the earth;The time of the singing of birds is come;And the voice of the turtle is heard in our land. ~Song of Solomon 2:11-12 (KJV)
The Nationals win a game! The Nationals win a game!
January 25, 2008 by
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Who would have imagined? The Nats two-hit the Braves and beat John Smoltz behind Jason Bergmann. (And of course, the Chief gives us all a heart attack nailing down the save in the ninth.)It's good to know the Nats can still make me smile.
It is imperative that we crush the crush the O's before the start of the rainy season
January 25, 2008 by
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It's bad enough that we have to witness the abomination that is interleague play, this weekend the Baltimore Orioles and their fans come to RFK. If you're going to the stadium this weekend, be sure you're up to date on your shots.And I hope the Nats aren't letting the...
Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains
January 25, 2008 by
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One thing about having children I've always looked forward to is the joy of taking them to ballgame. And although she's too young to have appreciated it, Little Rockette made her debut at yesterday's rain-soaked slopfest of a ballgame at RFK.We planned this trip probably...
Growing Pains
November 21, 2007 by
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Time to dust off the ol' blog and post some thoughts that have been rattling around my head the last 24 hours.In the wake of Monday's Opening Day drubbing at the hands of the Marlins, a prominent storyline emerging from the media, the Natosphere and the message boards was the...
Frustration
November 21, 2007 by
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(My stupid computer froze and ate an almost finished post. You'd think with my infrequent blogging, the blogger gods would make it easy for me to get a post up. But noooooooooo...)Last night the Rocket family spent much of the evening taking in the ballgame on the tube, taking...
Through the wickets
November 20, 2007 by
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Our old friend Jose Vidro reports to Mariners Spring Training...First day of workouts, and it looks like at least a dozen grounders have already gone through his legs.
Baaaaabies...
November 09, 2007 by
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I think it's about time to stick a fork in this thing, don't you?The clearest sign of my lack of motivation and opportunity to blog is the fact I've been meaning to write this sine die post for over a month now!There's another reason too. For those of you who don'...
%$*#ing Schrieber
September 13, 2007 by
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Before anyone asks: No, I was not in Miami yesterday. But if I was, I would have been thrown out too. Bastard probably deserved it. I would have thrown peanuts at him.And yes, it warms my cold little heart to see that my 2005 rants are the #2 result on a Google search of the bastard's name.
John Lannan: American Hero - Part Deux
August 07, 2007 by
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Memo to Bob Carpenter
August 03, 2007 by
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Robert:While on occasion Nats fans might secretly smile at your unabashed homerism or grin when you actually get off a good line (see the 6:24 mark on this video), this Nats fan would like to put you on notice as to the following:* When the Nationals score a run to cut the deficit...
Bang! Zoom!
July 26, 2007 by
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Nats 7, Phils 643 wins, pendejos! Eat our dust, 1962 Mets!And shove it up your tailpipe, Wendelstedt! (video link) It sounds like Tubby Wendelstedt will make a worthy inductee to the Paul Schrieber Umpire Hall of Shame. Looking forward to catching at least part of the MASN replay tonight...
Welcome, young ones.
June 07, 2007 by
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Washington Nationals Draft ListRoss DetwilerJosh SmokerMichael BurgessJordan ZimmermannJake SmolinskiSteven Souza (yes, he plays baseball too)Derek NorrisBrad MeyersJack McGearyPhilip "P.J." DeanAdrian AlanizMark GildeaPat McCoyBill RhinehartCraig StinsonSteve ShepardDan...
Grrrr.
May 19, 2007 by
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So tonight, the graphic scoreboard on the Nationals broadcast read "O's/WSH."I really loathe the arrogance of refusing to refer to your own team by the city. But it's infuriating when it extends to the Nationals broadcast. And again, it's just a reminder that...
Mister Angelos Screws the Nats
May 18, 2007 by
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More MASN bullcrap, and another reminder that the Nationals still have the ugly hand of the ogre up north in their affairs.This is the Baltimore MASN broadcast...O's" and "WSH" are on the graphic scoreboard. Typical Baltimore "we're-a-regional-team"...
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