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Fight of the Century…Closer!

You want to talk about Hype. Mayweather-Pacquiao is being billed already as the biggest fight in years. And talks have only just begun. The only problem is that even Floyd himself knows he’s going to get dominated. You really want a fight of the decade, have Pacquiao fight a...
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Giants Win Coin Toss to Win Game

I’m writing a complaint letter to Wachovia. I will have no more of this “play of the game” decided with two minutes left when the game is still in the process of being blown. Plus, the play of the game was not the Boss TD that was played on the jumbotron, it was the coin [...]
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Shouldn’t He Be Jolly?

Kansas football coach Mark Mangino, who was only two seasons ago drenched in Gatorade, is under fire for being verbally and physically abusive to his players. Highlights include telling a receiver, fresh off of dropping a pass, that he was going to “Send [him] back to St. Louis...
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Week 11 Picks

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CAROLINA –3 over Miami I officially don’t understand anything anymore. The Dolphins only seem to win in their division, and the Panthers are suddenly playing like NFC Champions again. I would be all over these free points, but Ronnie Brown being out erases 90% of the team’s...
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Cy Youngins

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The Baseball Writers Association of America have awarded Zack Greinke, 26, and Tim Lincecum, 25, with the Cy Young awards for their respected leagues. Kids these days… they can pitch that baseball pretty well. To no one’s surprise whatsoever, Zack Greinke won the Cy Young...
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An Act of Faith

This was a permanent decision. Looks like someone doesn’t have a lot of faith in the future of the Snyder Era.
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Interview with the Mexicutioner

This is the baddest man on Earth. It’s getting close to Who Would Win In A Fight, Tyson or Pacquiao, if they went to a common weight class. And if eating wasn’t aloud.
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Jauron Gets Canned

The Bills made the first splash in the executioner’s market, knocking off Dick Jauron after he fell to 3-6. The question remains….who’s next? Here’s our best guess of the order. 1. Jim Zorn - Top of the list because it’s beyond inevitable. One win over...
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Calls Flood ESPN Over Lack of Football on Monday Night

BRISTOL (AP) - Little Trey Huguley is an average guy.  He has an average job.  And like most average guys, he likes coming home after a long day of work on Monday to Monday Night Football.  This Monday was no different.  Trey settled into his La-Z-Boy recliner, popped open a beer...
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Titans Owner Doing…Sign Language

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxHuUGG_2c They disabled embedding, for some ungodly reason. So follow the link and enjoy.
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Bye Week Success for New York Giants

Considering the Giants had the day off, a lot went their way. Not only did the team not lose, but the Eagles and Cowboys did… which is always nice. Philadelphia Eagles Lose: Good for the Giants to have division foe lose. Also a plus, Andy Reid is still coach in Philly. Dallas...
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Which NFL Team Is Which Pop Star?

Every NFL team has a distinct identity.  Some are hopelessly lost, some have always been prosperous, some are on crack.  The same could be said for the female Pop Stars of the World.  Let’s try to figure out which Pop Stars are which NFL Team if for nothing else, than for...
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Celebrate Good Championships All Off-Season!

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Celebrate Good Championships All Off-season! Do-do-do-do do do do do! I caught myself yelling at the Jeopardy! Teen Tournament earlier this week. The category was “Sports by Players.” The clue was “Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez” The correct response was obviously...
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Week 10 Picks

SAN FRANCISCO –3 over Chicago Kindly tell me what the Bears do well these days. Not at all once, please. Oh, yes, punch opposing players on the ground. How dumb do you have to be to hit a guy with your fist when they’re wearing a helmet? Boomer Sooner! Atlanta –1.5 over CAROLINA...
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The Animated Dock Ellis Acid Trip

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls (Via GQ & No Mas) In 1970, real baseball players didn’t use steroids or perfomance enhancing drugs like HGH — they popped Greenies and LSD to throw your average, run of the mill, no hitter.
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Bruno and Charlie Hustle

Everyone loves deleted scenes. Especially when they involve one of sports’ most notorious scumbags.
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In The World Of Sports That Aren’t Sports…

The final table of the World Series of Poker wraps tonight. What’s staggering is that ESPN tries to play up a different ‘Cinderella Story’ every year. If Chaminade could catch a clutch three randomly on the river, it would happen more in actual sports.
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They Can’t Lose Next Week

The New York football Giants continued their shameless self-destruction in dramatic fashion by giving their Week 9 game to the San Diego Chargers. It’s not that the Giants don’t know how to win anymore, it’s that losing is just so much easier. When a team in the NFL...
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Week 9 picks

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I’m in a worse free fall right now than Rob’s blood sugar pre-TheraFlu. By the way, Rob: the way you felt during your flu? That’s how it feels to watch Hines Ward win a Super Bowl. I hope you’ve seen the light. So I kinda almost want to amend the Club rules. Like… no one in [...]
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Why Surfing Is Better Than Baseball

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2009 New York Yankees + 9 Other Examples of Evil Coming Out on Top

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The 2009 New York Yankees are World Champions!  Alex Rodriguez (seen above making out with himself) wins his first Championship Ring despite being an admitted steroid user.  Much like any big, evil corporation in so many movies, the Yankees use the greenback to get to the top.Â...
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TTTTTHHHHHEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!

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The New York Yankees win their 27th World Championship. The Bronx is back and bombing, baby! The Philadelphia Phillies tried to attain the very difficult feat of becoming back-to-back World Series Champions. But this year’s Phillies team was not as good of a team as they were...
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Future X-Gamers

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Tiers Part II

Tiers Part II We first asked the question around Week 4. Four weeks later, a whole lot has changed already. We saw the birth of The Club, the death of the New York Super Bowl, and the Ravens lose three and then get one back. We’ll go over this in podcast, and by that I mean [...]
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Tahi Injured In Locker Room

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This is fun. Vikes running back Naufahu Tahi was knocked out of the game after wrestling with Adrian Peterson, the guy for whom he lead blocks. Turns out Tahi forgot AP was part lizard.
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