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Hopefully Interim Mike's first priority isn't the same as Interim Jim's first priority.
July 30, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Jim Riggleman hopes Mike Rizzo doesn't break up the band. Despite the fact that the band can't carry a tune most of the time.)
"My first priority is that we keep this group together and see what we can do with them." (Jim Riggleman...
The Party's Over
July 30, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Morry Gash. Nyjer Morgan can't believe it!)
"We should've won this one too."(Tyler Clippard, via Washington Times, 7/30/2009)
Brew Crew Kills Nats' Buzz.
Brewers 7, Nationals 5:Â Winning streak goes up inÂ...
Brew Ha Ha!
July 29, 2009 by
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(Photo of TV by Nationals Enquirer Staff. Nyjer Morgan mouths "Oh My God!" at the camera following Adam Dunn's 4th inning stadium-clearing bomb.)
"That ball was crushed. Once he hit it, everybody was screaming in the dugout. That was one...
Oh My Josh!
July 28, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Morry Gash. Josh Willingham is doing everything in his power to get the hell out of NatsTown.)
"That's the beautiful thing about baseball. You never know what can happen."(Josh Willingham, via Washington Post, 7/28/2009)&...
Austin Kearns. Now, we've seen everything.
July 26, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Evan Vucci. Vegas oddsmakers would tell you Dmitri Young had a better chance of delivering a big hit for the Nats than Austin Kearns this afternoon.)
"In that situation, you're just trying to get the guy in, and hopefully get a...
E-E-E-E-K!
July 25, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. High-fives! The Padres gained ground in the quest for second worst.)
"Children listen to [the postgame show], so I can't tell you what I said to themIt was just a bad effort. You hate to even try to look for the silver...
Like a Bigfoot sighting: Mark Lerner Speaks!
July 24, 2009 by
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Frustrated and Accessible!
Mark Lerner, in a rare and exclusive interview with MLB dot com's Bill Ladson, would like Nats fans to know he's frustrated, but accessible. And don't forget, theÂ...
A Soggy Mess
July 24, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. It's raining, it's pouring, etc.)
"The whole infield was an inch under water and they put down an inch of dust trying to get it, to sop it up, and that only turned into mud...We lost the field, that's...
I Love NY!
July 23, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Nick Wass. Jerry Manuel, making his case for Manny Acta one series at a time.)
"Two wins in a row, you can't beat that." (Craig Stammen, via Washington Post, 7/23/2009)
Stammen Delivers!
Nats...
Celebrate!
July 22, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. Riggleman and McCatty celebrate the first win of the Jim Riggleman Era by dancing.) "John was just so outstanding tonight." (Jim Riggleman, via Washington Post, 7/22/2009) Lannan's CG = Riggles' 1st Curly W. Nats 4, Mets...
Martin Short, Livan Large
July 21, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Can we have Livo back?)
"...besides my balls being up a little bit, I felt OK." (J.D. Martin, via Washington Times, 7/21/2009)
'62 Mets, here they come!
Mets 6, NAAAts 2: So that's why...
Julian Tavarez gets dumped by his 600-pound J-Lo.
July 20, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Julian Tavarez: Looking for love in all the wrong places.)
"They made the right decision. I just wish I would have done a better job - that we would have done a better job. I'm a professional. I just didn't do my job."...
Breakdown.
July 20, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Evan Vucci. It can't get any worse. Right?)
"Today was a step backwards - just a breakdown all the way around on the ballclub." (Jim Riggleman, via Washington Times, 7/20/2009)
Fire Jim Riggleman.
Swept Away...
Breakdown.
July 20, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Evan Vucci. It can't get any worse. Right?)
"Today was a step backwards - just a breakdown all the way around on the ballclub." (Jim Riggleman, via Washington Times, 7/20/2009)
Fire Jim Riggleman.
Swept Away...
Hey Joe Beimel: YOU *bleeping* SUCK!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Dear Nats fans: "Ordinary Joe" Beimel doesn't think YOU care enough.)
"I've been kind of shocked no one gives you a hard time around here. Maybe they just don't care enough."(Joe 0-5 Beimel, via Washington...
Hey Joe Beimel: YOU *bleeping* SUCK!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Dear Nats fans: "Ordinary Joe" Beimel doesn't think YOU care enough.)
"I've been kind of shocked no one gives you a hard time around here. Maybe they just don't care enough."(Joe 0-5 Beimel, via Washington...
Hey Joe Beimel: YOU *bleeping* SUCK!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo. Dear Nats fans: "Ordinary Joe" Beimel doesn't think YOU care enough.)
"I've been kind of shocked no one gives you a hard time around here. Maybe they just don't care enough."(Joe 0-5 Beimel, via Washington...
Pathetic!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. Eeeek! Welcome to NatsTown, where even the ballgirls Fail. Micah Hoffpauir shoves the ballgirl out of the way and dives into the stands to catch a Willie Harris foul pop in the third inning. Later, the ballgirl dove into the stands...
Pathetic!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. Eeeek! Welcome to NatsTown, where even the ballgirls Fail. Micah Hoffpauir shoves the ballgirl out of the way and dives into the stands to catch a Willie Harris foul pop in the third inning. Later, the ballgirl dove into the stands...
Pathetic!
July 18, 2009 by
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(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais. Eeeek! Welcome to NatsTown, where even the ballgirls Fail. Micah Hoffpauir shoves the ballgirl out of the way and dives into the stands to catch a Willie Harris foul pop in the third inning. Later, the ballgirl dove into the stands...
Rigglemanny
July 16, 2009 by
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(Photo by Reuters Pictures. Interim Jim ponders the question: "W.W.M.D.? What would Manny do?")
Fire Jim Riggleman!
Cubs 6, Nats 2: He promised more of the same, and his team delivered.
It's like a checklist from the...
Rigglemanny
July 16, 2009 by
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(Photo by Reuters Pictures. Interim Jim ponders the question: "W.W.M.D.? What would Manny do?")
Fire Jim Riggleman!
Cubs 6, Nats 2: He promised more of the same, and his team delivered.
It's like a checklist from the...
Meet the New Boss. Same as the Old Boss?
July 16, 2009 by
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(Photo of Jim Riggleman on TV by Nationals Enquirer staff. The new Nats Skipper put to rest any talk that he's a fiery personality with a snoozer of an introductory presser.)
"Everything that we’ve tried to do to this point was all correct - in theory...
Obama Hates the Nats
July 15, 2009 by
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(Photo by Reuters Pictures. President Obama walks onto the field at Busch Stadium last night, minutes before taking a shot at the Nationals on FOX.)
National Punchline.
First, back in April, The President of the United States of America snubbed the...
Let us know when it's time to start worrying about Strasburg.
July 15, 2009 by
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(Photo by Getty Images. Stephen Strasburg could potentially break the fragile heart of NatsTown.)
Should we start worrying yet?
After Bud Selig's comments yesterday: Yes.
It's been a few weeks since the Strasburg Negotiations heated...
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