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Highlights of the five great bad contracts in the NBA.

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Hi kids, me again. We’re about to live in a world where you can get seven million dollars and an attractive wife per year just for being tall. It’s time to hit up the youtubes for great starting five of junk contracts. PG: Beno Udrih (4 years/27.6 million left in his contract...
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Dunks of the Last Week

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This week was not just any week in the NBA when it comes to dunks.  There were some monstrous ones that will not be soon forgotten.  Here are your top 5 crazy slams of the last week. And of course, a Matt Bonner dunk may not be pretty, but you have to respect its scarcity.
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Chad Ocho Cinco in Episode one of “Child Please”, Video

Chad Ocho Cinco in Episode one of “Child Please”, Video. In this blatant rip off of “E!”s show “Talk Soup and “The Soup”, Chad Ocho Cinco is going to start a new little segment called “Child Please”. I know Chad loves the spot...
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NESW Sports Headlines 11-12

NESW Sports Headlines 11-12. The massive link dump is back. If you have a tip, drop me a line at ethanjaynes-at-comcast.net. I’ll try to do these every Thursday, and any other headlines posts will be a special treat just for you. Lady gets her face ripped off by a chimp < Busted...
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Manny Pacquiao’s Punchout, Video

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Manny Pacquiao’s Punchout, Video. This is the guy everyone is talking about. This is, arguably, the best pound for pound boxer in the world, but have you seen him box? Do you know what he looks like? It is hard for the light weights to be as famous as the heavy weights. That...
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Derrick Rose with the BBBBlock on BBBBillups, Video

Derrick Rose with the BBBBlock on BBBBillups, Video. I know everyone in the NBA is sooo cool, but this stuff still has to be huge for a guy like D. Rose. He has not been a member of the league for long and now he is blocking/destroying a shot by the NBA champion All Star [...]
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Bill Simmons on Jimmy Kimmel, Video

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Bill Simmons on Jimmy Kimmel, Video. 1. He is showing off his book, which is apparently kind of a big deal. 2. Him and his wife are propositioned by a porn star. 3. He tells the real reason Ron Artest was not resigned by the Rockets. I must admit that I jumped on the blogging scene in a weird [...]
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Doctor, My Eyes: 5 Sports Eye Injury Vids

Is the Jackson Browne reference dating me? Do you get it out there in cyberland? No matter. There has been a rash of eye gouging lately — stay classy, NCAA youngins — so we thought we’d hit you with 5 videos involving eye injuries. Watcher beware. And Koko B. Ware...
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Eight Random Videos #1: Spanking Orange Horses, Saving Eagles

I really need no introduction. And yet since it’s my first post and all, I’m David Chalk, renowned and acclaimed baseball writer from Bugs&Cranks and occasionally Big League Stew.  EVERY TUESDAY I’ll be throwing up Eight Random Videos to entertain and/or enlighten...
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NFL Week 10, Picks Predictions, 2009

NFL Week 10, Picks Predictions, 2009. Every Monday night I will post my NFL Picks and Predictions for the upcoming NFL week. The picks are only posted so people can laugh at my lack of prognosticating skills. You are also permitted to leave a comment below telling me how idiotic I...
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The Enemies List

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Hola, NESWers. Ethan has given me the keys to the flophouse, and I’m here to Spread The Hate. Every week on Monday, the most hateful day of the week, you can count on me bringing the rancor for the Top 5 Enemies of the Week. Let’s get straight to the hate, shall we? 5)...
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Chris Collinsworth “Clears His Throat” on SNF, Video

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Chris Collinsworth “Clears His Throat” on SNF, Video. I wrote “Clears His Throat” , because I did not want the title to include the phrase “Hocks up a huge nasty loogie”. I will hand it to John Madden. We only wanted to regurgitate after hearing...
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Ken Whisenhunt’s Dennis Green Impression, Video

Ken Whisenhunt’s Dennis Green Impression, Video. The impression needs a little more explosiveness, but the comedic timing is dead on. If you do not remember the best tirade in sports history, here is the link. Hat tip Shutdown Corner.
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Tommy Harris Punches Deuce Lutui, Gets Ejected, Video

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Tommy Harris Punches Deuce Lutui, Gets Ejected, Video. I do not know how, but it looks like Tommy punched him through the face mask. That takes a little skill. This happened on the 4th play of the game. I am guessing that there is a little history here, or Tommy needs anger management...
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The Five Key Elements for a Quality Team Sports Movie

You know what? I love movies. Love them to a ridiculous level. And as such? My debut post here will be the ten most important elements that make your sports movie great. You’re so lucky. It’s a cross-cutting of two of the three things I know best. 5. A ragtag team of misfits...
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The 5 Most Underrated Things In The NBA This Week

Hey everyone, Ethan has been gracious enough to allow me to write on this wonderful site on a weekly basis.  My name is Stormin Norman and I come from the land of NQTC.  Without further ado, here are your 5 Most Underrated Things in The NBA this week. 5. The Health of Gilbert Arenas...
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Another change to NESW Sports: New Writers!

I know I just launched the blog network, and the first blog Stacheketball.com , but here is another change, and it is good for NESW Sports. Monday through Friday there will be an awesome post by one of our new Featured Writers. Check them out. These are first rate writers, and they...
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I introduce to you, Stacheketball.com

I introduce to you, Stacheketball.com.That is one of the things I have been working on. It is an NBA blog with an affinity for NBA mustaches. But it is much more. It will post the days top NBA pics, videos, links and news. How is it different than NESW Sports? 1st it will be dedicated...
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America, ESPN Has A Bad Radio Morning Show On TV

America, ESPN Has A Bad Radio Morning Show On TV. No, I am not talking about Mike and Mike. I think they at least try to be somewhat credible. I was actually talking about “Sports Nation“. It is not a radio show, but it is worse, and it is on every afternoon going coast to [...]
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NFL Week 9, Picks Predictions, 2009

NFL Week 9, Picks Predictions, 2009. Every Monday night I will post my NFL Picks and Predictions for the upcoming NFL week. The picks are only posted so people can laugh at my lack of prognosticating skills. You are also permitted to leave a comment below telling me how idiotic I am...
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Steve Nash, YMCA Old Guy Move, Video

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Steve Nash, YMCA Old Guy Move, Video. In this short, very well made video, Steve Nash explains his last shot in a win over the Clippers. It is, as he explains, the old guy at the YMCA shot. Hat tip True Hoop.
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Stan Van Gundy Needs to Calm Down! Video

Stan Van Gundy Needs to Calm Down! Video. Some people just get too hyped up for the season opener. SVG got a little out of hand this year. Stan, you went to the Finals and your team picked up Vincanity! Cheer up a tad. Hat tip 3rd Qtr Collapse, and Ball Don’t Lie.
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Manu Ginobili smacks a Bat, Yes a Bat! Video

Manu Ginobili smacks a Bat, Yes a Bat! Video. File this under “That just happened”. I bet every girl in the arena has a new hero, and that hero has a bald spot. Hat tip Ball Don’t Lie.
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What am I doing?

Sorry for the lack of posts recently. My job is taking it’s toll on blogging duties, but I did not forget about you at all. I have some big plans that will be rolled out in the upcoming weeks. If you like to write, please send me an email ethanjaynes-at-comcast.net There will...
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Phil Jackson Gets PLAYED By Kobe, Video

Phil Jackson Gets PLAYED By Kobe, Video. I love the NBA! This stuff happens every night. There is always something going on behind the scenes. Phil goes to fist bump Kobe. Kobe does not see it and leaves him hanging. Phil tries to cover it up in nanoseconds, but it is so obvious. Hat tip [...]
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