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Internet's Best Mock Draft DB
This is a compilation of what player and pick mock drafts are projecting to each team in the league. People have done this for individual teams (like NEPatriotsDraft for the Pats or HailRedskins for the 'Skins), but no one has done it for every team. Check back often to see who mock drafts from around the Internet have your team picking. Check out the URL for the full database.
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November 25, 2008
Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 11
"I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!"-Turtle, to Jamie-Lynn SiglerTurtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!Jamie: Seriously, I eat here all the time.Turtle: Really?Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?Jamie: Really.Turtle: Why'd you call last night?Jamie: ...
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November 19, 2008
Updates...
Sorry the posts haven't been as regular this week. There's something big in the works, though, and you'll probably know by Thanksgiving.
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November 19, 2008
The Office Quotes: Season 5, Episode 7
Another good episode. Not enough of Dwight in this episode, though it was nice to see more of Oscar. Here are the quotes (sorry they're out a bit late). Check out the URL for the full list:
"In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite."
-Michael
"I...
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November 14, 2008
Week 11 Picks
Sorry to skip out on you guys two weeks in a row, but NO PREVIEW AGAIN!!!It's not 'cause I'm lazy, though. I'm working on something BIG that will be TEN TIMES BETTER than a preview when I'm done, probably by tonight or tomorrow. I'm sure all twelve of you are on pins and needles. On to the picks:... ...
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November 13, 2008
The Most Complete NFL Power Rankings - Week 11
I went around to five major mainstream media sports websites, and compiled their NFL week 10 power rankings to create the ultimate power rankings. This list will be updated weekly, and anytime there is a change to these sites' rankings. Visit the URL to read the full rankings.
I didn't rank these teams, it's a consensus of the media. So take issue with them.
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November 12, 2008
The Top 5 Potential Super Bowl Matchups
With nine games in the books, the playoff picture is becoming clearer each week. We finally know who's for real, and I'm guessing we could call 10 of the 12 playoff teams right now. Given that, here's the top 5 potential matchups we could see at this point.
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November 12, 2008
NFL Week 11 Stock Watch
This is the weekly stock watch. These are 10 players, teams, coaches, and everything in between that either dramatically rose or fell in stock this week. To view the full article, visit the URL below.
UP: Kerry Collins, QB, Tennessee Titans
Coming into the Bears game, the Titans were on an 11-game regular-season winning streak. In each one of those eleven games, the Titans failed...
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November 12, 2008
NFL Week 11 Awards Watch
This is the weekly awards watch. These are the leading contenders for each of the major awards, as well as runners-up. For the full article visit the URL below.
Coach of the Year
1. Jeff Fisher, Tennessee Titans - The Bears were my predicted "first loss" for the Titans, and they did everything I thought they would: take away the run. It wasn't enough, though, as Kerry...
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November 11, 2008
Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 10
Another solid episode. Here are the best quotes. For the full list of quotes, visit the URL.
Drama: There's the director.
Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?
Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his O.J.?
"She went out and found herself a man to partner up with and look what she made of herself! Cheers to you, Babs, and to...
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November 10, 2008
The Office Quotes: Season 5, Episode 6
Pretty standard episode; some minor developments with Jim and Pam, but not much. It was kinda funny, though. Here are the best quotes. For the full article, visit the URL below.
Michael: If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Dwight: Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
(Dwight and Jim are role-playing a customer interaction)
Michael...
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November 07, 2008
Week 10 Picks
Okay...so I was planning to write my week 10 preview tonight, and then I remembered about Thursday night football. Dammit. Well, here's my picks, at least:Season Record: 75-55Falcons over SaintsDolphins over SeahawksVikings over PackersJets over RamsTexans over RavensChargers over ChiefsPatriots ...
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November 06, 2008
The Most Complete NFL Power Rankings - Week 10
I went around to five major mainstream media sports websites, and compiled their NFL week 10 power rankings to create the ultimate power rankings. This list will be updated weekly, and anytime there is a change to these sites' rankings. Visit the URL to read the full rankings.
I didn't rank these teams, it's a consensus of the media. So take issue with them.
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November 06, 2008
NFL Week 10 Stock Watch
This is the weekly stock watch. These are 10 players, teams, coaches, and everything in between that either dramatically rose or fell in stock this week. For the full article, check out the URL below.
UP: Chan Gailey, Offensive Coordinator, Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs might have lost the game, but at least they now understand what they must do on offense to be remotely competitive...
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November 06, 2008
NFL Week 10 Awards Watch
This is the weekly awards watch. These are the leading contenders for each of the major awards, as well as runners-up. Check out the URL for the full article.
Offensive Rookie of the Year
1. Matt Ryan, QB, Atlanta Falcons - In Peter King's weekly mailbag, he made the point that Ryan should get MVP consideration. While I wouldn't put him that far, his performance against...
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November 05, 2008
Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 9
Vince is back on track, but there's a problem brewing on set. There weren't too many awesome lines this time; Ari let me down! Still, here are the quotes.
"You know when he was doing "Rush," he stuck real needles in his arm to prep. That's what inspired me to do real coke when I did the Menendez brothers movie."
-Drama
"These are books...
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November 03, 2008
Mike Singletary Drops His Pants
Apparently, during halftime of last week's 49ers-Seahawks game, Mike Singletary dropped his pants in order to, um, motivate his players. Yeah, that's gonna work.
Check out the link for the full entry.
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October 31, 2008
30 Rock Quotes from the Season Premiere
30 Rock is back!!! The first episode was pretty funny, but not as good as its best moments second season. Still, good show. For the full list of quotes, visit the URL below.
"Devin is the worst! It's like he doesn't even care when we should have cake for people whose birthdays are on the weekend!"
-Liz
"Is this the way my life was supposed to play out...
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October 31, 2008
The Office Quotes: Season 5, Episode 5
It was an okay episode, but the subplot with Dwight and Andy and Cornell was hilarious. For the full list of quotes, visit the URL below.
"Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage."
-Dwight, while wearing a Cornell sweatshirt to screw with Andy
"Who are your role models...
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October 31, 2008
NFL Week 9 Preview: Halloween Edition
For the dozen or so of you who visit our site, you might have noticed that each week the games are compared to something else (Guitar Hero, sports movies) in order to, um, gain greater insight into the matchups. This week, we're comparing games to people you may run into on Halloween, in honor of the upcoming holiday. For the full preview, check out the URL.
New England Patriots...
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October 30, 2008
The Most Complete NFL Power Rankings - Week 9
I went around to five major mainstream media sports websites, and compiled their NFL week 8 power rankings to create the ultimate power rankings. This list will be updated weekly, and anytime there is a change to these sites' rankings. Visit the URL to read the full rankings.
I didn't rank these teams, it's a consensus of the media. So take issue with them.
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October 30, 2008
NFL Week 9 Awards Watch
This is the weekly awards watch. These are the leading contenders for each of the major awards, as well as runners-up.
Offensive Rookie of the Year
1. Chris Johnson, RB, Tennessee Titans - Was in danger of posting a weak game before ripping off the sixteen yard touchdown to seal the game.
2. DeSean Jackson, WR, Philadelphia Eagles - His ranking stays intact this week, but if...
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October 29, 2008
NFL Week 9 Stock Watch
This is the weekly stock watch. These are 10 players, teams, coaches, and everything in between that either dramatically rose or fell in stock this week. Check out the URL for the full article.
UP: Revenge
There were a few grudge matches this week. The Jets got to take on Herm Edwards, the man who abandoned them a few years back for the Chiefs. Herm's boys stuck around...
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October 29, 2008
Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 8
Another huge episode, and one of the best ones this season! Yet another continuation of the plot arc from the last couple. Click the URL for the full list.
"You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman."
-Ari, to Lloyd
Turtle: I feel extra-smart today.
Drama: Yeah, well maybe that's because you unloaded a ton of bullshit earlier!
Click the URL for the full list.
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October 29, 2008
Abusing the NFL Subtance Abuse Policy
You might have heard that a few NFL players, including many Saints (Will Smith, Deuce McAllister, Charles Grant, and Jamar Nesbit), have been nabbed for using a non-league approved supplement, StarCaps, that contains an banned substance as an ingredient (Bumetanide). Well that's all well and good, but what isn't good is how the league has handled the situation. Check out...
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October 29, 2008
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