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Defense is X-Factor to Upcoming Bulls Season
September 30, 2009 by
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We haven’t heard much about the Bulls in the news lately, but with the preseason right around the corner, it’s as good a time as any to start thinking about the season. Most people feel that the Bulls could be as high as a top 4 seed in the East, or as low as 10th. [...]
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September 30, 2009 by
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This picture sums up exactly what’s wrong with Drew Gooden. I’m going to call it focus, but you can call it whatever you want. [BDL]
It looks like Rich Harden will not be back with us next season. We’ll see if the Cubs offer him arbitration, but either way his...
Carlos Zambrano: “I’m Taking My Ball And Going Home!”
September 29, 2009 by
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Oh Big Z, your theatrics are always entertaining (and sometimes frustrating). Frustrated with his 2009 season, Zambrano lashed out at himself with a lovely hissy fit:
“Look, this is the only season I haven’t won 16 or 18 or 14 games,” he said. “If it happens...
The Bears Jay Cutler Isn’t Even The Best Jay Cutler
September 29, 2009 by
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Confused by that title? Understandable. But get this: Apparently there is some other guy named Jay Cutler who is at the top of his sport. According to Fanhouse:
Jay Cutler won the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition on Saturday night, earning the highest accolade in professional...
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September 29, 2009 by
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Mike Singletary is 2-1 and one crazy play away from 3-0. I think this picture sums it up best. [World of Isaac]
Peavy for Zambrano? Phil Rogers seems to think so, but that guy is a lying idiot, so who knows. [WV23]
Matt Millen was the only “expert” to pick the Panthers...
Blogpoll Ballot Week 4
September 28, 2009 by
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Okay, here’s the ballot:
Rank
Team
Delta
1
Florida
2
Texas
3
Alabama
4
Boise State
1
5
Virginia Tech
3
6
LSU
7
Oklahoma
3
8
Cincinnati
4
9
Southern Cal
4
10
Ohio State
4
11
TCU
4
12
Houston
5
13
Kansas
3
14
Iowa
15
Miami...
If Ugly Jerseys Counted For Points, The Seahawks Would Win By a Landslide
September 26, 2009 by
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According to Style Points, this is what the Seahawks will be wearing tomorrow. I hope it’s not true.
I hope the Bears brought special light-filtering goggles to Seattle. As SP points out, the Seahawks gameplan appears to start with cornea rape.
Trades That Make No Sense For Either Team, Starring Milton Bradley
September 26, 2009 by
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Well here’s another Bradley trade rumor that makes no sense for either side. This time the Tampa Bay Devil Rays apparently are expressing interest in Milton Bradley. ESPNChicago is reporting that:
It appears that there’s more than a little interest in Chicago Cubs right...
Which of These Two is Less Stable: Milton Bradley of The Chicago Cubs, Or The Game Jenga by Milton Bradley
September 26, 2009 by
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As much as I am a Bradley apologist (and from all the **** I take here and elsewhere about it, I’ve come to realize I am), I still understand that he is not connecting with fans, his teammates, management or the media. His temper tantrums and immature reactions to the media...
Ozzie Uses Such Colorful Language, But That’s Why We Love Him
September 26, 2009 by
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The White Sox were 2-hit earlier tonight, but that didn’t stop Ozzie from throwing a temper tantrum arguing balls and strikes. Detroit4Lyfe got a great screenshot of Ozzie right as he was about to say a wonderful word, which as D4L so eloquently puts it, “rhymes with...
Cubs Futility Continues
September 25, 2009 by
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I don’t even know what to say about this, I guess I just felt the need to share the sad sad state of affairs. As the Cubs try to go 7-3 down the stretch to avoid a sub-.500 decade (h/t: @NearlyNextYear), things just continue to unravel. Derrek Lee scored the game-tying run...
Jay Cutler’s Strength And Weakness Chart
September 25, 2009 by
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This was published by The Onion way back in March when Cutler was still on the Broncos and making his trade demands. I just found it now, but it generally still applies to our boy Jay. Enjoy!
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September 25, 2009 by
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The most ****** up thing ever? I’d say a McNair skeleton at an amusement park has got to be high up there. [NFL Fanhouse]
Jim Hendry definitely got punked by Milton Bradley. GMs are not psychologists or even good judges of character. Obviously. [Zoner]
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Big Ten Setting Annoying Precendent
September 24, 2009 by
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Charlie Weis has to be smiling between bites these days. A couple of weeks ago the Irish coach added “punches thrown after plays” to his long list of complaints after a loss at Michigan. Following some YouTube spotshadowing and more whining from South Bend, Michigan...
San Francisco Knows a Thing or Two About Tampering
September 24, 2009 by
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Two of the most persistent stories circling around this young NFL season are: 1) Michael Crabtree and his agent’s continued bungling of his career before it has even started; and 2) Rex Ryan’s man-crush on opposing teams’ wide receivers.
Within the last week, these...
Really Thoush?! Really?!
September 24, 2009 by
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I never really had a problem with T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Like anyone else with a four-syllable last name or of Eastern European descent, once you learn how to spell their name and account for the silent consonants, most of your annoyance with the person disappears. Since first hearing...
Shawon Dunston Attempts to Halt Cubs Sale
September 24, 2009 by
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This little story popped up in the papers last week regarding the sale of the Cubs. Since the Cubs are trying to be placed into bankruptcy, all debtors need to be accounted for before the court will allow it. Any outstanding claims may put a stay on the proceedings, further holding...
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September 24, 2009 by
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Another fan burning a Cutler jersey? Give it a rest already. [Zoner]
I’ve been told that as a Chicago blogger, I MUST link to Sarah Spain’s photo gallery. She’s essentially the local Chicago Erin Andrews. Enjoy. [Gunaxin]
Sure everyone is focused on Plaxico...
Blogpoll Week 3
September 23, 2009 by
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The Blogpoll is up for the third week and I like it. Florida was docked some first place votes (not by us though) after a so-so showing against Tennessee, Miami (yes, that Miami) made its top ten debut, and Ole Miss is not nearly as hyped as they are with the major polls. Blogpoll...
Hawks Adam Burish out with ACL Tear
September 23, 2009 by
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A loss in preseason hockey typically means nothing, but the Chicago Blackhawks found out recently they lost an important role player for at least four months after winger Adam Burish took an awkward hit against Minnesota Sunday.
Burish was a vital part of the Hawks fourth line last...
Lane Kiffin Wants YOU Chicago!
September 22, 2009 by
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Lane Kiffin has taken the SEC by storm since taking over as head coach of Tennessee. Not on the field exactly, losing to Florida and starting 1-2, but off the field Kiffin is firing shots at all takers. He accused Urban Meyer of violating NCAA rules in front of a bunch of people...
Stop the damn presses, Favre broke a nail!
September 22, 2009 by
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This is the kind of thing people joke about, using exaggeration for humor. ESPN defies the doubters:
EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Brett Favre’s streak is not in danger: He has a bent fingernail.
Favre’s throwing hand was clearly hurting after his last throw for Minnesota...
Just Not Their Year…South Side Version
September 22, 2009 by
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I was less eager to write the obituary for the 2009 White Sox than Stormin Norman was when he gleefully leapt off the Cubs bandwagon earlier this month. There was nothing cathartic for me in coming to grips with the Sox demise. Stormin Norman’s at least freed his mind from...
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September 22, 2009 by
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Milton Bradley’s mother chimes in on Milton’s problems with the Cubs. Racism and negativity abound in this article. [Tribune]
I’ve been hinting at this for many years, but there is mathematical proof that you should almost NEVER punt, kick a field goal, or attempt...
Derrick Rose Puts Dwight Schrute’s Stapler in Jello
September 22, 2009 by
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Apparently this picture is from some sort of new TNT commercial that was filmed recently. I’m not sure why Dwight has a mullet, but Rose sure seems happy to be there. Enjoy.
h/t: BDL
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