LATEST STORIES FROM ON THE DL
Downtown
Which married journeyman pitcher tries to make up for his lack of height and size in other fun ways? He claims to be 5' 10 but in reality is no taller than at least 5'6, apparently prefers blowjobs to all other forms of sex and regularly offers his "services" to just...
On The DL Update
We have received numerous emails over the past few days regarding the status of On The DL so we wanted to post this message as a means of clearing up some of the confusion.As much as this news will disappoint certain baseball players and many assorted undesirable internet trolls; our...
Beware Of The P-O-D
Which down on their luck team's GM may have finally gotten to the bottom of what is really causing their problems? No, it's not the manager, the pitching coach, or the trainers. The trouble all allegedly started toward the middle of last season when several of the players,...
Let's Myspace
As per reader request, we have been hard at work tracking down the myspace pages of some of our favorite boys. Check them out while you can because we have a feeling that several of these pages will be going private quite soon. Enjoy!!Nick Markakis (Orioles) http://profile.myspace...
Smitten? Or did he confuse a sign?
Yee Haw!Which cute as a bug in a rug Athletic is apparently single no more? Our Intrepid Reader informs us that a certain player is smitten with a mysterious camera-toting cutie! He writes that they've been spotted exchanging complex signals "like signs from [Ron] Washington...
Just A Good Old Fashioned Love Story (Well Maybe Not)
Which National Leaguer's seemingly harmless hookup with a random bar maid resulted in an unbelievable amount of drama including his relocation to a new city, his wife's urgent need for a trip to the gynecologist, and the arrest of a cameraman?As amazin' as this tale may...
Oh, Bronson.
I think many of us have seen the numerous (and exhausting) comments about Bronson Arroyo and his many recent flames here.Well, it appears at least one of the commenters knew what she (?) was talking about!Check out this Webshots album (thanks to someone for emailing it in):Spring Training...
Pop Quiz
The future of your major league career as well as the survival of your brand spankin' new marriage could possibly be in jeopardy when your manager finds out that you spend much of your free time doing which of the following:a) Getting drunk as a skunkb) Getting high as a kitec...
Meet The Mets!
Time for an entry devoted to the "Best Team in NY!!"Oh Paulie, say it isn't so!!Here are David Wright and some guy making drinks for their new-found friends and David acting like a spaz. And here are the girls freaking out over the drinks. Yeah, I'd be freaking out...
Short Leash
Which former Rookie of The Year candidate's blushing bride is glad he's out of the spot light and assumes this is going to curb his wandering eyes and hands. Perhaps that's why his shoulder has been bothering him...Atleast there are away games and he can have fun without...
Tastes Good!
Thanks to an email:From: xxxxxxxx@statestreet.comTo: baseballdirt@gmail.comI know a girl who was hooking up with [x], and they were doing what they were doing, which ended in [x] releasing bodily fluids on the girls chest. After said event, [x] proceeded to lick it off her and say...
We're Back, Bitches!!!!
Spring has sprung, the new baseball season is finally upon us, and On The DL is officially back!! To make up for our extended absence, we decided to give you 4 mini blind items instead of just one. We hope you enjoy the items as well as the upcoming season. We know we will. 1. Say...
Quick Draw!
Which regular on the DL and former meber of the AL East not only has a thing for young ladies - but also has a minor issue with finishing before anything has started.I guess the male pattern baldness isn't the only thing that's premature in his life?
Oops!
Which national leaguer's new found success has apparently gone to his head in more ways than one? You see it was quite easy to remain faithful to his wife back in the old days. That was before his team began to make a playoff run and before he started regularly going out on the...
A Picture's Worth 1,000 Words
Yes, we're back with more pictures for you to enjoy. If you see any juicy photos, please send them to baseballdirt@gmail.com. :) Thank you to all those who sent in pictures!Here's cutie A's closer Huston Street getting some attention from the ladies. It seems like Mr. Street...
Blog Chronicles Hidden (and often dirty) Lives of MLB Players
Here's an interesting site that shares some often dirty secrets about the private lives of many a baseball player. While I admit it's at times humorous, it certainly can go too far when discussions get into some dirtier subjects. The site itself seems like the perfect destination...
It's got to be nice to be a ballplayer
Remember in HS when the QB or SS always got the hottest girl? Guess what doesn't change that? Being a millionaire major leaguer in your early 20's. The link (and your jealousy) will take you to photos of your favorite ballplayers such as Huston Street, Nick Swisher, Joe Blanton...
Abraham Nunez sinking deep into abyss of historic lows
When your team stinks, the only thing left to do is to root for the worst player like he's your best.
"Yesterday, Nunez tripled, which was completely unacceptable. It was his first hit in just under a month. It brought his average up .009 points to .142. and OPS up .034...
Related Yards
Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers
Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?
Join the Yardbarker Network (YBN) for more promotion, traffic, and money.
