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Matt Flynn Sets Packer Record Against Lions
When he was an LSU Tiger, Matt Flynn was the King of the Jungle as he led his team to the National Championship title.But the Detroit Lions would have none of that on their trip to Lambeau Field in Green Bay on New Years Day. They thought they could tame the Tiger, take advantage of some key Packer inactives and go into the playoffs with a roar.Four hundred eighty yards, six...
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January 01, 2012
Even Santa Thinks The Bears Suck
Santa Claus could very well have brought an actual quarterback to Lambeau Field for the Chicago Bears' Christmas present this year. Instead they got an adequate one from the recycling bin, who still had a few interceptions left in him. He also could have brought them some defensive backs that don't suck. But he hasn't figured out how to clone Charles Woodson yet. He could...
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December 27, 2011
Lombardi Kicks Al Davis' Butt in Afterlife Game
Somewhere above the clouds yesterday beloved Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi was once again getting some excitement.Of course, you thought the game was between coach McCarthy and the Raiders coach, or Aaron Rodgers against the Oakland defense. Nope, you were wrong.The real action was up there in heaven where once again, like in days of lore, coach Lombardi got to welcome one...
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December 12, 2011
Packers Beat Giants but Play Like Sibyl
Yes, they beat the New York football Giants today, but the Green Bay Packers play football like Sybil.It is more than mere dysfunction, it is more like psychosis.How else can you explain a team that can just as easily cut its own wrists or kill you dead on any given play?One second the opponent is running circles around your defensive backfield making them look like second-graders...
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December 04, 2011
Intense in Detroit
It is the third quarter on Thanksgiving Day's early game in Detroit. And it is not pretty.John Kuhn just scored the Packers second touchdown, to give them a deceiving 14-0 lead, but it was only after a number of dropped passes, a flurry of penalty flags, an ejection and plenty of bad blood.Thankfully.For it seems that Green Bay is finally having to play with the intensity that...
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November 24, 2011
No Pressure; Capers AWOL
Sure, it seems like Tampa Bay has never been too intimidated by the Green Bay Packers; it doesn't take a great memory to recall them being spoilers, and often making the Packers look like the choking Minnesota Vikings.So who can blame them for not reading the press clippings about the undefeated and reigning NFL Champion Green Bay Packers, for not buying into the hype, and for...
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November 20, 2011
Packers Put Vikings in Chokehold; Give Charles Woodson a Cape
Not only did the Minnesota Vikings not have the answer for the high-powered Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on Monday night, they played like they didn't even know what the question was.Sure Jared Allen spent more time in the Packers backfield than Ryan Grant, but he really got little help, even from a great running back and a pretty good rookie quarterback.Because what was different...
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November 14, 2011
Sad Trip::::Van Vradenburg(Help)
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I had a trip to Madrid,Spain for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and Cell were all stolen from us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us. We've been to the embassy and the Police here but they...
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November 09, 2011
Ponder This: Charles Woodson is a Dangerous Man
Charles Woodson is a dangerous man. Ax-murderer dangerous. Shackles and leg irons dangerous. Hide your women and children. Especially of you are a rookie quarterback starting your first NFL game.And so the Vikings shiny new quarterback Christian Ponder came out pretending he was a gun-slinger and helped give his team the lead for most of the first half. But then he tried to sell...
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October 23, 2011
Pack Spams Rams
The Acme Meat Packers did what meat packers do yesterday against the visiting St. Louis Rams - they killed them, cut them up and canned them.Though some may call rams big game, it was the meat packers Aaron Rodgers who had a big game at the big game at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Rodgers, the Packers .12-gauge, was merciless to the Rams as he delivered one deadly shot after another...
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October 17, 2011
Green Bay Burns Atlanta
It was sort of like the Civil War. You know, the Confederate Army looks for a fight, then does some damage like at the battle of Manassas. Well, the Atlanta Falcons did just that as they dominated the first half of the game against the visiting Green Bay Packers, reigning NFL Champs.Perhaps the Falcons were still bitter about the crushing they received in the NFC playoffs courtesy...
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October 10, 2011
Packers Soar - Broncos Can't Keep Up
The Denver Broncos are not a horrible team; they just brought their horses and their horsepower to an event at Lambeau Field where the Packers play on jet fuel. And the results showed as much.With Green Bay's quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivering air-bombs to all his favorite receivers for touchdowns and rushing for two more, the Broncos found that they simply could not compete...
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October 02, 2011
It is days after the Green Bay Packers most recent slaughtering of the Chicago Bears, but the extent of just how much the Bears suck still hasn't worn off or faded away. It just sits there…and bubbles.Perhaps it is the vision of Bears sissy quarterback Jay Cutler flinching as he walked to the sidelines at one point in that last game. I guess with an ineffective offensive line like...
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September 30, 2011
The Bears Still Suck Still and Packers Win Again
Jay Cutler is the best 9 year-old female quarterback in the NFL.And from his sporadic, herky-jerky involuntary right shoulder twitches, it looks like he might be the NFL's best Turret's sufferer, too.Honestly, he looked like Steve Young when Young was a child. He is skinny, whiny, throws temper tantrums and mopes around like any other Real Housewife. He is almost as much...
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September 25, 2011
Blaze Orange Bears Suck Too
Someone within the Chicago Bears dis-organization thought that it was a good idea for the Bears to show up to today's game against Green Bay in blaze orange jerseys.Knowing that they had to change something up because they were humiliated by the Packers twice at the end of last year, including the Bears loss to them in the NFC Championship game, some genius decided that the orange...
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September 25, 2011
Packers Give Cam the Shaft
(Streeter Lecka, Getty Images)Carolina's rookie phenom quarterback lit up the sky in Charlotte Sunday, but guys like Charles Woodson and Aaron Rodgers gave Cam (Newton), in the end, the shaft.Newton's early brilliance eventually met up with the cunning of Woodson as the legend snagged two of the quarterback's passes for interceptions. Later, Woodson would run down a loose...
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September 19, 2011
Who Can Keep Up With the Packers?
The 2010 Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers began their league title defense tonight at home in Lambeau Field against a highly-touted team from New Orleans.But did the Saints have what it takes to stop the multi-tooled Packer offense? Nope. Nobody does. Which is why the Packers are the reigning NFL champs.For how do you stop Aaron Rodgers, Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Jermichael...
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September 08, 2011
Rodgers, Packers Flattened by Fish
(Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)With most of Green Bay's big fish watching the game from the injury list, what is left of the team simply does not have enough left to keep them from playing like minnows.Though recently concussed quarterback Aaron Rodgers was able to make some courageous key plays, he spent most of his day getting thrashed around by the Dolphins like a seal...
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October 17, 2010
Packers Dreams Trashed by Washington (Just Like the Rest of Ours)
Thud! Crosby's 'game-winning' kick hits goal post (Fox Sports)It's hard to write about the Packers when one's finger nails are chewed down to the knuckle.Just like its hard to win a game when most of your players are injured and the rest cannot catch a pass.The only thing larger than the number of Packers who were lost to injury against the Washington Redskins...
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October 10, 2010
Oh, Crap! Moss Back With Vikings?!
Just when you thought it was safe to play the Minnesota Vikings again, they pull one out of their...hat, and re-sign Randy Moss!Which, of course means that not only will he be playing against us again, but he won't have Daunte Culpepper throwing to him, he will have Brett Favre slinging the hash.Crap! Crap! Crap!This terrible combination is a very real threat to every team in...
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October 06, 2010
Packers Side-Step Charging Lions
If your name was John Kuhn, and you were in uniform at Lambeau Field on Sunday, you were a very big man. For not only did John Kuhn carry most of the Detriot Lions defense on his back, as they tried to prevent him from getting big yards and first downs very late in the fourth quarter, but he also carried the Green Bay Packers on his shoulders into the W column.Though the Packers...
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October 04, 2010
Packers Drop the Ball; Pummelled by Cyclone of Flags
The Green Bay Packers were no match for themselves Monday night at Soldier Field against the hated Chicago Bears. Neither were they prepared for the torrential downpour.No, it wasn't typical crappy Chicago weather that was too much for the Packers, nor was it the Bears; it was the hailstorm of yellow penalty flags that paralyzed Green Bay, allowing the Bears to stick around...
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September 28, 2010
Green Bay Buffaloes the Bills
The Green Bay Packers fell asleep in the second quarter of the game against the Bills on Sunday. Resting on a 13-0 lead, the Packers' napped while Buffalo pushed the football up the field in several impressive drives, closing the score to 13-7 and holding the Packers to zero first downs in that quarter.But it was not the Packers who were dreaming; it was the Bills.For in the second...
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September 19, 2010
Packers Pluck Eagles; No Rust on Vick
One has to wonder what in the world Philadelphia Eagles' coach Andy Reid was thinking by starting someone who's name is Kevin Kolb at quarterback when a phenomenon named Michael Vick is standing on the sideline, holding a helmet.During the first half, when Kolb was trying hi s luck at moving the Eagles into the teeth of the Green Bay defense, he demonstrated what a non-phenomenon...
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September 13, 2010
Results of Packers-Chiefs Game: The Bears Still Suck! and The Three Major Reasons Why
Photo by John SleezerRealistically, the Packers final preseason game against Kansas City was simply, "Let's see who isn't going to get injured," and "Let's see who is going to get cut."So we had key starters not even playing, up-and-comers getting their chance, and those on the bubble trying to get one last chance to convince the coach to keep them...
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September 07, 2010
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