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Here’s The Thing: The Blind Side & Bud Selig
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In case you haven’t noticed, starting every sentence with the word Look is very much en vogue.  I blame Barack Obama for this and nobody can convince me otherwise. While it’s encouraging that the use of other vexing words or phrases like meantime, it is what...
Fear & Loathing In San Jose: TV Characters, Random Musings & PJ Nation
1 day ago by
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The internet & Twitter hiatus continues (48+ hours and counting), but your intrepid lead blogger returns this afternoon to empty his cluttered mind in a stream of consciousness post at the end of a lunch break over a turkey on rye. While traveling during the past couple of days...
Top 5 Comparisons To The League’s First Two Episodes
4 days ago by
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The first two episodes of FX’s new fantasy football show “The League” have been epic.  Taco’s Vaginal Hubris video (NSFWish because of language) is just one of a plethora of highlights from the second episode.
We have no idea if the rest of the season...
Don Nelson Is A Lunatic & Needs To Be Stopped
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Every NBA fan knows that Golden State Warriors head coach Don Nelson is a complete lunatic.  Turmoil and dysfunction abound both on and off the court. Recently, Nelson and his star guard, Monta Ellis, had a dispute during practice. Here is how it went down:Â
What Monta...
Snap Takes & Sinister Spin: January Jones, The League & Sean Hannity
7 days ago by
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Snap Takes on a Friday afternoon:
I’m going to see if I can bang this entire post out over a roast beef sandwich during the last fifteen minutes of my lunch hour. Thanks again to @ricbucher for inspiring this little feature. OK…here we go with a little stream...
Sex Tapes, Fake Boobs, NFL Party Poopers, NBA Rankings & Fun With LSD
8 days ago by
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The NBA season is only a little more than two weeks old, but two teams have certainly raised a few eyebrows: Â
Phoenix Suns – Channing Frye gives the Suns a new dimension and Steve Nash has returned to MVP form. The Suns have been the surprise team of the Western...
Hitting the Links with Brooklyn Decker & Eva Amurri
10 days ago by
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Your intrepid lead blogger’s ex-wife, Brooklyn Decker, has graciously agreed to stop by and host this week’s edition of Hitting the Links.  Brooklyn and I are still on good terms so she should be back from time to time. Here we go…
The 10 most misunderstood...
The League Is An Instant TV Classic
12 days ago by
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Holy ****. The new FX show “The League” is unfuckinbelievable (I just checked Dictionary.com and confirmed this is indeed a word). If you like raunchy comedy and fantasy football then you should not miss this show under any circumstances.
Nick Kroll caught my eye...
Andy Reid Unplugged, The Sports Guy, Office Space & More
14 days ago by
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Brady & Sanchez do pretty well but nobody in the NFL gets more bootylicious tail than Big Daddy Andy!
Andy Reid       November 6th
Bonus Tweets from Andy Reid
There is nothing better than coming from behind…and not just to win a...
Top 5 Recipients of Media ********
16 days ago by
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1. Tim Tebow – this could very well be the best Halloween costume ever
2. Brett Favre – Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski, Tony Kornheiser and John Madden are the first four guys in a very long line.  Peter King is also back on #4’s bandwagon and he’s 12th...
Al Davis Thinks Tom Cable Is A Swell Guy
18 days ago by
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Unfortunately, I missed this event on August 22nd but I understand Tom Cable took on his ex-wife and former girlfriend in the undercard match.  In case you haven’t heard already, physical abuse/battery allegations were just levied against the pugilistic Raiders head...
Oakland Raiders: Just Lose Baby
18 days ago by
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The San Diego Chargers have now won 13 straight over their biggest rival. Hell, can it even be called a rivalry anymore if one team has won thirteen games in a row?
Probably not, but one thing is for sure: It’s safe for the women and children to come out now because the Raiders...
Sheed Sounds Off About Donaghy & Refs
19 days ago by
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On Thursday we wondered what Rasheed Wallace would have to say after reading the following excerpt from former referee Tim Donaghy’s new book:Â
To have a little fun at the expense of the worst troublemakers, the referees working the game would sometimes make a modest friendly...
Snap Takes & Sinister Spin: LeBron, The Cavs & Daniel Snyder
21 days ago by
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Welcome to a brand new monthly feature here at Pacman Jonesin’ called Snap Takes & Sinister Spin. The feature was inspired by a tweet from the Twitter account of the bronzed and stylish @RicBucher. While we do like to kid Ric (screw the K at the end, who needs it...
The NBA: Where The Fix Is In
22 days ago by
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Take this money and don’t print Tim Donaghy’s book or else you’ll wake up with Violet Palmer’s a horse’s head in your bed.
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Um Houston, I think we have a problem.  Excerpts of...
Hitting the Links: Slump Busters, Worst NFL Teams & More Chimps
23 days ago by
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Yankees vs. Phillies. Game 1. Don’t watch the insipid commercials…check out the following links instead:Â
Nick Swisher may need to take a page out of Steve Phillips’ playbook    Babes Love Baseball
The Egregious 8: Wait, Garrett Morris isn’t the...
Top Television Characters In History – The Next 20
23 days ago by
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The countdown to 100 continues. Click here and here if you missed the first 40 characters. Here we go…
41. Homer Simpson
42. Michael Bluth
43. Tobias Funke
44. Bart Simpson
45. Hank Moody
46. Newman
47. Lucille Bluth
48. Estelle Costanza
49. Johnny Drama (Chase)
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The PC Police Are Out In Force These Days
24 days ago by
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Bob Griese’s attempt at humor over the weekend was certainly inappropriate and ill advised.  Was it a racist comment though?  Did he deserve to be suspended for a week? Absolutely not. It’s just another example of the PC Police being completely out...
Can Brian Scalabrine lead the Celtics to a title?
24 days ago by
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Big Baby’s injury will enable me to lead the Celtics to another championship & prove that I’m an elite player like LeBron, Kobe and DWade.
Brian Scalabrine          October 27th   Â
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The start...
Steve Phillips To Enter Chubby Chaser Anonymous
25 days ago by
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
My choice of road beef was an embarrassment to ESPN and I will seek treatment for an addiction to plus sized production assistants.
Steve Phillips     October 26th
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Less than a week after acknowledging a relationship with a 22-year old production...
Top Television Characters In History – The Next 15
27 days ago by
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As we suspected, a number of people took issue with the Top 25 list posted earlier this week. When it’s all said and done, we’ll get to the Top 100, but here are the next 15 best television characters in history…Â
26. Omar Little
27. Louis DePalma
28. Murray...
Hitting the Links: Jeff Reed, ESPN Columnists & More
28 days ago by
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A six pack of solid links as we head into the weekend…
Only Matthew McConaughey is shirtless more often than Jeff Reed and both of them really like to party  Rum Bunter
Could Phil Jackson, John Wooden and the ghost of Red Auerbach lead the Minnesota Timberwolves toÂ...
Steve Phillips, Ben Roethlisberger & Road Beef
28 days ago by
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Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
Big Ben is a very lucky man. I can only hope to have such a high caliber of road beef one day.Â
Steve Phillips   October 23rd
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Much to the chagrin and embarrassment of Steve Phillips, his scorned road beef jilted lover tubby temptress remained...
Bringing The Ruckus
29 days ago by
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Here at Pacman Jonesin’, our new favorite expression is bringing the ruckus to that ass…or as Leon Black would say: bringin’ da ruckus to dat ass.   In honor of Leon, our favorite television character of all-time, here are the top five women’s...
Top 25 Television Characters In History
October 22, 2009 by
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This picture is a little eye candy for the female readers of Pacman Jonesin’…all six of ’em. Obviously, a list about the best characters in television history is extremely subjective.  However, as far as we’re concerned, only the order of the...
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