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Charlie Sheen Gives His MLB Predictions
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My life is winning every second, but who will rise to the top of baseball like a big goddamn F-18 jet plane? Just like in baseball, baseball scores don’t lie baby.
This season I like the Yankees to win the AL East, mostly because I appreciate Derek Jeters ability to never stop winning, baby. Reminds me of a young myself, bringing the goddesses...
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February 25, 2011
The NFLPA and Owners Can Politely Die In A Fire
I’m a spoiled asshole. I freely admit it and joke about it (Twitter hashtag #whitepeopleproblems). Nothing sucks worse for me than when something I have, that I like , and that I am used to is taken away. I used to watch my sports on an HD TV, now only my PS3 is in HD, this angers me to no end. So maybe it’s my own sense of entitlement that causes me to already hate the...
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February 16, 2011
Fun With ESPN’s Trade Machine: Melo’ Edition!
ESPN produces a lot of crap. Some awful things are shoved down our throats by this all encompassing sports giant, be it online content, radio, or TV. Not everything the WWL spits out is bad though. Simmons is good, Chad Ford’s draft stuff is awesome, and their fantasy stuff is the best I’ve seen by far. All of that pales in comparison to the holy grail of time wasters- ESPN.com’s...
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February 09, 2011
A Few Random Super Bowl Thoughts
Since I haven’t had the time/idea to put my thoughts about the game into some big organized column with cool ending and a great headline, here’s just the random thoughts.
- Can’t we all agree that the person or people who choose the Super Bowl halftime show are worse at their jobs than anyone else? I mean really, the freaking Black Eyed Peas? I can’t name...
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February 06, 2011
My Name Is Blake Griffin. You Tried To Block My Dunk. Prepare to Die.
There are no words. Except….
R.I.P Kyle Korver
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February 03, 2011
Ok, The Roethlisberger Rape Jokes Have Stopped Being Funny
Look, I hate the Steelers more than it is healthy for one man to hate anything. If their team plane had gone down on the way to Texas, I would’ve been the 1st one on Twitter with a ”Geez, this team really is imploding” comment. I have friends who are Steeler fans that I haven’t spoken to since Week 17, because at the very mention of Pittsburgh, I will want...
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February 01, 2011
Jeff Fisher: Fired!
According to SI’s Don Banks, the Tennessee Titans will fire their Head Coach of 16 seasons, Jeff Fisher. The move comes as a surprise, since it appeared Fisher had won the power struggle with embattled QB Vince Young, and because the firing is taking place so late into the off-season. As for who replaces Fisher, the list of available guys has dwindled, with Josh McDaniels taking...
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January 27, 2011
Upon Further Review….
Jay Cutler might be a *****. He might have a torn MCL. We don’t know yet. But just by looking at him on the sideline yesterday, seeing his body language, seeing him just…sulk, it’s become pretty clear….Jay Cutler will never win a Super Bowl. He just doesn’t have it. Whatever the it is, the thing that every winning QB from Bart Starr to Terry Bradshaw...
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January 24, 2011
Oblivious ESPN.com Editors Give Blogger Funny Screen Shot
If Rex can have football, I guess Santonio can have dickball.
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January 17, 2011
NFL Mock Draft 2011 Version 1- ”We Really Have No Clue”
Mock Drafts are awesome, and mock drafts for football are beyond the best and least predictable. No draft will be less predictable than 2011, with the lock out looming, the presumptive #1 pick staying in school, and a influx of new coaches, **** will get crazy. So, every so often, we’re gonna mock out the 1st 32 picks.
Pre- free agency, pre-trade season, pre-Super Bowl, as...
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January 13, 2011
They Raised Him Up, Then Dropped Him: Rodriguez Fired By Michigan
Multiple sources(here,here,and here) are reporting that Rich Rodriguez has been FIRED as Michigans Head Coach. We said our big piece on the matter early this morning, but lemme just say this: When you **** over your entire football team, coaching staff, employer, and an entire state and fanbase by throwing a game as egregiously as he threw the Pitt game that year, you deserve what...
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January 04, 2011
The Ax Hanging Over Rich Rodriguez’s Head Is Awesome
One thing that is universally enjoyable is when people get what they deserve. That’s why executions used to be public events. It’s just great to see someone get what’s coming to them. That’s why Michigan’s firing of Rich Rodriguez is going to be so enjoyable. The guy quit on WVU before the biggest game in school history, tried to screw the whole program...
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January 04, 2011
Eric Mangini Fired by Browns
Oof. That axe came down quick from team president Mike Holmgren. After being absolutely destroyed by Pittsburgh yesterday, he probably deserved it. But what did Holmgren expect when all Mangini was given for QB’s were Seneca Wallace, Jake Del-Suck, and a mildly promising but physically limited rookie? The Browns need an offensive HC, someone with the west coast background that...
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January 03, 2011
Fun With ESPN’s Trade Machine!
ESPN produces a lot of ****. Some awful things are shoved down our throats by this all encompassing sports giant, be it online content, radio, or TV. Not everything the WWL spits out is bad though. Simmons is good, Chad Ford’s draft stuff is awesome, and their fantasy stuff is the best I’ve seen by far. All of that pales in comparison to the holy grail of time wasters...
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January 03, 2011
What Ever Happens This Year, It’ll Be Better Than The Seahawks
Well, that’s certainly one way to cap an NFL season. Even Pete Carroll couldn’t screw up against the Rams overly conservative offense.
Back to work, I guess.
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January 03, 2011
We’re Back (Although we never really left)
Call it a small sabbatical, a study break, what ever. We needed a 13 day break to finish school(DEDICATION) strong and figure some **** out. It was nice to take in the internet for a week or so without having to spit anything back out. 1st time we’ve really gotten to take an extended break in…**** 2 years. All that said, it’s time to get back to work. Below you...
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December 21, 2010
Urban Meyer Resigns From Florida
Urban Meyer has resigned as Florida’s head coach. Again. He’ll coach the bowl game, and Mississippi State HC Dan Mullen would appear to be the #1 candidate to replace Meyer. With the Stache’ leaving Pitt. on good terms and Meyer making a graceful exit from Florida you have to wonder if like celebrity deaths, these things come in 3’s, and a certain squinty...
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December 08, 2010
The Sunday Links Like to Sleep In
My fantasy team’s out of contention and the Redskins are the only game on at 1pm in my area. GUH. Here’s some cool things in case you’re stuck in the same situation.
USC-UCLA devolved into a knife fight.
Auburn 1, Oregon 2, TCU 3 in the Final USA Today poll
WVU came up short in their late season BCS bid. We still laugh at Rich Rodriguez.
Baseballs winter meetings...
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December 05, 2010
The Adam Dunn Rant
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As a Washington Nationals fan, I try to look for the positive in the various things the team does. So I guess I’ll start with that. The deal Dunn received from the White Sox (4yr/56million) is money the Nationals can now apply to finding a goddamn pitcher. Also, with the likelihood being that they sign a 1- year stop gap at 1st, they can make a big offer...
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December 02, 2010
Qatar and Russia Receive World Cup Bids, America Resumes Not Caring About Soccer
So it was announced today that Russia and Qatar will be hosting the World Cup in 2018 and 2022. Whoopee, I guess? Judging by Twitter reaction it wasn’t a huge shock Russia got a bid, but Qatar was apparently surprising, since the U.S. also wanted the bid. But hey anytime you can put a huge world event in a country with less people that West Virginia, with ass-backwards laws...
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December 02, 2010
Site5 and Fansided Holliday Season Charity Drive
This is Fansided and Site5’s first Holiday Charity Drive, and I’m glad to be a part of it! This year, we’re helping the Boys & Girls Club, a sports-related philanthropic cause!
DONATE HERE.
Fansided’s network goal is to raise $5,000! We should be able to blow past that mark with your help!
Here is the BGCA mission statement:
To enable all young people, especially those...
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November 30, 2010
Some Light Housecleaning.
Last night we posted a rumor that Bill Stewart may be retiring. The rumor originated on the pay site Eersports.com, and was brought to our attention by our good friend Jim at Hail WV. Jim has since retracted his story in light of Bill Stewart calling the rumors of his retirement ”false”. Eersports for their part, are standing by the story. Both sites are doing what they...
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November 28, 2010
Brett Favre Loves to Run Naked
Leslie Frazier is new to this whole ”talking” thing.
(Vid via Nick Chapa)
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November 28, 2010
Rumor Mill: Bill Stewart to Retire?
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The college football hot stove is a churnin’. A host of schools- Colorado, Minnesota, and Miami are all on the hunt. Fansided’s own Hail WV tossed out that WVU may, in fact be on the look out for a new head man at seasons end. Among the names mentioned as possible replacements are FSU Assistant Head Coach Rick Trickett, Terry Bowden, and Tommy Bowden...
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November 28, 2010
This Is Why We Hate You, Pitt.
Like all West Virginians, I have been bred to hate the fans, alums, faculty, students, coaches, and most importantly, the football team of the University of Pittsburgh. We don’t hate you for 13-9, don’t worry we know our coach threw that game, and it was almost worth losing to get to play Dave Wannstedt a few more times. No Pittsburgh, we hate you for your misplaced sense...
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November 26, 2010
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