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Andy Reid Unplugged, The Sports Guy, Office Space & More
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Brady & Sanchez do pretty well but nobody in the NFL gets more bootylicious tail than Big Daddy Andy!
Andy Reid November 6th
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There is nothing better than coming from behind…and not just to win a...
Top 5 Recipients of Media ********
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1. Tim Tebow – this could very well be the best Halloween costume ever
2. Brett Favre – Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski, Tony Kornheiser and John Madden are the first four guys in a very long line. Peter King is also back on #4’s bandwagon and he’s 12th...
Al Davis Thinks Tom Cable Is A Swell Guy
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Unfortunately, I missed this event on August 22nd but I understand Tom Cable took on his ex-wife and former girlfriend in the undercard match. In case you haven’t heard already, physical abuse/battery allegations were just levied against the pugilistic Raiders head...
Oakland Raiders: Just Lose Baby
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The San Diego Chargers have now won 13 straight over their biggest rival. Hell, can it even be called a rivalry anymore if one team has won thirteen games in a row?
Probably not, but one thing is for sure: It’s safe for the women and children to come out now because the Raiders...
Sheed Sounds Off About Donaghy & Refs
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On Thursday we wondered what Rasheed Wallace would have to say after reading the following excerpt from former referee Tim Donaghy’s new book:
To have a little fun at the expense of the worst troublemakers, the referees working the game would sometimes make a modest friendly...
Snap Takes & Sinister Spin: LeBron, The Cavs & Daniel Snyder
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Welcome to a brand new monthly feature here at Pacman Jonesin’ called Snap Takes & Sinister Spin. The feature was inspired by a tweet from the Twitter account of the bronzed and stylish @RicBucher. While we do like to kid Ric (screw the K at the end, who needs it...
The NBA: Where The Fix Is In
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Take this money and don’t print Tim Donaghy’s book or else you’ll wake up with Violet Palmer’s a horse’s head in your bed.
David Stern October 29th
Um Houston, I think we have a problem. Excerpts of...
Hitting the Links: Slump Busters, Worst NFL Teams & More Chimps
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Yankees vs. Phillies. Game 1. Don’t watch the insipid commercials…check out the following links instead:
Nick Swisher may need to take a page out of Steve Phillips’ playbook Babes Love Baseball
The Egregious 8: Wait, Garrett Morris isn’t the...
Top Television Characters In History – The Next 20
10 days ago by
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The countdown to 100 continues. Click here and here if you missed the first 40 characters. Here we go…
41. Homer Simpson
42. Michael Bluth
43. Tobias Funke
44. Bart Simpson
45. Hank Moody
46. Newman
47. Lucille Bluth
48. Estelle Costanza
49. Johnny Drama (Chase)
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The PC Police Are Out In Force These Days
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Bob Griese’s attempt at humor over the weekend was certainly inappropriate and ill advised. Was it a racist comment though? Did he deserve to be suspended for a week? Absolutely not. It’s just another example of the PC Police being completely out...
Can Brian Scalabrine lead the Celtics to a title?
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
Big Baby’s injury will enable me to lead the Celtics to another championship & prove that I’m an elite player like LeBron, Kobe and DWade.
Brian Scalabrine October 27th
A Few Quick Predictions
The start...
Steve Phillips To Enter Chubby Chaser Anonymous
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
My choice of road beef was an embarrassment to ESPN and I will seek treatment for an addiction to plus sized production assistants.
Steve Phillips October 26th
Less than a week after acknowledging a relationship with a 22-year old production...
Top Television Characters In History – The Next 15
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As we suspected, a number of people took issue with the Top 25 list posted earlier this week. When it’s all said and done, we’ll get to the Top 100, but here are the next 15 best television characters in history…
26. Omar Little
27. Louis DePalma
28. Murray...
Hitting the Links: Jeff Reed, ESPN Columnists & More
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A six pack of solid links as we head into the weekend…
Only Matthew McConaughey is shirtless more often than Jeff Reed and both of them really like to party Rum Bunter
Could Phil Jackson, John Wooden and the ghost of Red Auerbach lead the Minnesota Timberwolves to...
Steve Phillips, Ben Roethlisberger & Road Beef
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Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
Big Ben is a very lucky man. I can only hope to have such a high caliber of road beef one day.
Steve Phillips October 23rd
Much to the chagrin and embarrassment of Steve Phillips, his scorned road beef jilted lover tubby temptress remained...
Bringing The Ruckus
16 days ago by
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Here at Pacman Jonesin’, our new favorite expression is bringing the ruckus to that ass…or as Leon Black would say: bringin’ da ruckus to dat ass. In honor of Leon, our favorite television character of all-time, here are the top five women’s...
Top 25 Television Characters In History
16 days ago by
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This picture is a little eye candy for the female readers of Pacman Jonesin’…all six of ’em. Obviously, a list about the best characters in television history is extremely subjective. However, as far as we’re concerned, only the order of the...
The Good, Bad & Ugly in Week 6 of the NFL
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It has now been about 45 hours and I’m just starting to get over yet another brutal San Diego Chargers loss. While I could very easily lanuch into a 1000 word rant about the incompetence of Norv Turner, what’s the point? The Denver Broncos are a much better...
Meghan McCain Unleashes Weapons of Mass Destruction
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Faux Twitter Tweet of the Day
It’s just a picture of my DDs WMDs…what is the big deal?
Meghan McCain October 16th
We agree with you Meghan. People just have too much time on their hands. Briefly, here are three other things we don’t think are that...
John Riggins Headlines Hitting the Links
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Epic Rant Hall of Fame: Chris Berman, Bill O’Reilly, Christian Bale, Tracy Morgan & More
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John Chaney Threatening Calipari
Is there anything funnier than watching someone completely lose it? Thanks to John Chaney’s classic meltdown, he joins a distinuished class of inductees heading into the Epic Rant Hall of Fame. Joining Chaney in the inaugural class are:
Chris...
Christina Who? January Jones Looks Absolutely Sensational
23 days ago by
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A couple tidbits from the November issue of GQ:
– Downed 26 beers in a single night in high school. “I threw up a lot. But it was a contest…. I hope this story isn’t only about drinking.”
– Picked up the digital recorder before her interview was over and announced:...
5 Guys Who Need To Suck Less
26 days ago by
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5. JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss. How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field?
4. Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans...
A Lot Of Ugliness In Week 5
26 days ago by
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It doesn’t get any uglier than the throwback uniforms worn by the Broncos yesterday afternoon. They reminded me of the San Diego Padres uniforms from a couple decades ago…only worse.
The Broncos looked absolutely hideous, but they weren’t alone. There...
Hitting the Links: Pole Dancing, Norv Turner Is Horrible & Tricky Dick
28 days ago by
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Jerry Rice thinks Norv Turner is the worst head coach he ever had…going all the way back to pee-wee football @sportaphile
The All-Presidential Basketball Team…what, there wasn’t a spot for Tricky Dick Nixon coming of the bench? The Best View
Pole dancing...
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