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Hitting the Links: Jeff Reed, ESPN Columnists & More
October 23, 2009 by
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A six pack of solid links as we head into the weekend…
Only Matthew McConaughey is shirtless more often than Jeff Reed and both of them really like to party Rum Bunter
Could Phil Jackson, John Wooden and the ghost of Red Auerbach lead the Minnesota Timberwolves to...
Steve Phillips, Ben Roethlisberger & Road Beef
October 23, 2009 by
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Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
Big Ben is a very lucky man. I can only hope to have such a high caliber of road beef one day.
Steve Phillips October 23rd
Much to the chagrin and embarrassment of Steve Phillips, his scorned road beef jilted lover tubby temptress remained...
Bringing The Ruckus
October 22, 2009 by
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Here at Pacman Jonesin’, our new favorite expression is bringing the ruckus to that ass…or as Leon Black would say: bringin’ da ruckus to dat ass. In honor of Leon, our favorite television character of all-time, here are the top five women’s...
Top 25 Television Characters In History
October 22, 2009 by
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This picture is a little eye candy for the female readers of Pacman Jonesin’…all six of ’em. Obviously, a list about the best characters in television history is extremely subjective. However, as far as we’re concerned, only the order of the...
The Good, Bad & Ugly in Week 6 of the NFL
October 21, 2009 by
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It has now been about 45 hours and I’m just starting to get over yet another brutal San Diego Chargers loss. While I could very easily lanuch into a 1000 word rant about the incompetence of Norv Turner, what’s the point? The Denver Broncos are a much better...
Meghan McCain Unleashes Weapons of Mass Destruction
October 16, 2009 by
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It’s just a picture of my DDs WMDs…what is the big deal?
Meghan McCain October 16th
We agree with you Meghan. People just have too much time on their hands. Briefly, here are three other things we don’t think are that...
John Riggins Headlines Hitting the Links
October 15, 2009 by
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Epic Rant Hall of Fame: Chris Berman, Bill O’Reilly, Christian Bale, Tracy Morgan & More
October 14, 2009 by
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John Chaney Threatening Calipari
Is there anything funnier than watching someone completely lose it? Thanks to John Chaney’s classic meltdown, he joins a distinuished class of inductees heading into the Epic Rant Hall of Fame. Joining Chaney in the inaugural class are:
Chris...
Christina Who? January Jones Looks Absolutely Sensational
October 14, 2009 by
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A couple tidbits from the November issue of GQ:
– Downed 26 beers in a single night in high school. “I threw up a lot. But it was a contest…. I hope this story isn’t only about drinking.”
– Picked up the digital recorder before her interview was over and announced:...
5 Guys Who Need To Suck Less
October 12, 2009 by
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5. JaMarcus Russell – Another lackluster game for JaDreadful and another Raiders loss. How much longer will Tom Cable keep Russell on the field?
4. Jeff Fisher - Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. What the hell happened to the Tennessee Titans...
A Lot Of Ugliness In Week 5
October 12, 2009 by
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It doesn’t get any uglier than the throwback uniforms worn by the Broncos yesterday afternoon. They reminded me of the San Diego Padres uniforms from a couple decades ago…only worse.
The Broncos looked absolutely hideous, but they weren’t alone. There...
Hitting the Links: Pole Dancing, Norv Turner Is Horrible & Tricky Dick
October 09, 2009 by
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Jerry Rice thinks Norv Turner is the worst head coach he ever had…going all the way back to pee-wee football @sportaphile
The All-Presidential Basketball Team…what, there wasn’t a spot for Tricky Dick Nixon coming of the bench? The Best View
Pole dancing...
Top 10 Reasons Brett Favre Is Playing Well…with a special appearance by Michelle Beadle
October 08, 2009 by
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10. He’s just out there throwin’ it around the yard
9. The outstanding offensive scheme implemented by Professor Brad Childress
8. He was able to develop accuracy by throwing 5,000 passes a day during his early years with the Green Bay Packers – This...
Norv Turner Is Delusional & It’s Hammer Time!
October 07, 2009 by
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A quarter of the NFL season is now in the books and here is a short recap of Week 4 for your reading enjoyment. If you’re a fantasy fanatic, here is an entertaining look at the past week from that particular perspective.
So I woke up this morning and the first thing...
Padres GM Kevin Towers Shown The Door
October 03, 2009 by
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Faux Twitter Tweet Of The Day
With an overall record of 1,107 – 1,160, I’m really surprised that I lasted 14 years as GM of the Padres
Ex-GM Kevin Towers October 3rd
I’m really surprised too, KT. In fact, here is what I wrote back on May 4th...
A Lakers vs. Cavaliers Championship Series Is No Slam Dunk
October 01, 2009 by
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Most people think the Los Angeles Lakers will be meeting the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals. However, I’m not one of them. Even though training camp just opened a couple days ago, there are already major issues for both the Cavs and the defending champs.
Lamar...
Hitting the Links: Dueling Neck Tattoos, Bikini Golf, Merriman’s Groin & More
September 30, 2009 by
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When I watch DeShawn Stevenson play basketball, the first thing that comes to mind is Abraham Lincoln The Washington Times
Here is the tattoo Matt Barnes has on his neck. I’m not 100% certain, but with a gun to my head I’d have to say I like it a little...
Polish People Love Pacman Jonesin’
September 29, 2009 by
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Polak jokes used to be the rage back when I was a kid. However, in this politically correct era in which we live you hardly ever hear them anymore. Screw it. I’m going to tell you one right now: How many polaks would it take to get me to watch an episode of ”...
Catch of the Week: Was it someone other than Greg Lewis?
September 28, 2009 by
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The touchdown catch Greg Lewis made in the back of the end zone yesterday afternoon was one of the best ever (in case you haven’t seen the sensational play 72 times already, click this link). However, it wasn’t the Catch of the Week.
That honor goes to Turtle...
Top 7 Most Popular NFL Blogs Right Now
September 27, 2009 by
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7. Fire Mangenius Manjackass
6. A Chip Shot Field Goal By Nate Kaeding
5. Mark Sanchez Is The Best Quarterback EVER!
4. Jim Zorn’s Pink Slip
3. Jets-Giants Subway Super Bowl
2. BrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavreBrettFavre
1. Forget About 0-32!
The Cheater Hall Of Fame & A Few Words From Bill Belichick
September 27, 2009 by
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I thought I was a great cheater, but the people in the Wall Street Journal story make me look like a real amateur.
Bill Bellicheat Bellichick September 27th
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying is an old adage that...
Pop Quiz: Candyman, Qaddafi, Kardashian & Hendricks
September 25, 2009 by
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I know it’s Friday afternoon and you’re probably getting ready to start your weekend, but it’s time for another pop quiz. All five questions are true/false and the answers are provided below each picture. Close your books, take out a No. 2 pencil and away...
Hitting The Links: Movie Sequels, Lamar Odom, Christina Hendricks & The Detroit Lions Are Fantastic
September 24, 2009 by
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According to Jim Zorn the Detroit Lions are a phenomenal football team The World Of Issac
Fantasy Football Fiasco…with an item about my least favorite NFL announcer Troy Aikman The Chronicles of Scott
The Candyman still has about 72 hours to come to his senses and...
The Next Three ESPN Outside The Lines Profiles: Lamar Odom, Delonte West & Sean Salisbury
September 23, 2009 by
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“Outside the Lines” host Bob Ley just told me about the following three shows that will be broadcast within the next thirty days. All three look absolutely fantastic so set your DVR’s…
1. Lamar Odom: Why can’t the Candyman just hit it...
Norv Turner, Phillip Rivers & Managing Expectations
September 23, 2009 by
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After losing at home to the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday afternoon Chargers head coach Norv Turner said, “There are things we need to do better. It is what it is.” According to this San Diego Union-Tribune article yesterday, Turner had this to say:
“...
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