Because he used to be Shaq Diesel, but now he's going Green ... get it?!*I have to give my brother credit for coming up with this one ... not too shabby.

Why yes, I did forget to post my videos from the final Celtics home game of the 2010 playoffs, thank you for (not) asking!Of course, it's gonna feel a little bittersweet looking at them now, after ... well, you know. However, try to watch these with a smile on your face and think back to the happy thoughts you were feeling at the time.*sigh*

22 videos ... that's more like it!Not only that, but I got on teeeeveeee!!!I know, what a huge accomplishment on my part ... ;)

Welllllll ... the first two minutes of the game were pretty entertaining.Of course, I wasn't taking any video of the game during those first two minutes ... Dammit.Only eight videos ... Much like Ray and Paul, I was tentative last night and forgot to bring my "A-Game" to the Garden.Rest assured, I'll do a better job on Thursday night ... hopefully Ray and Paul are thinking the same thing ;)

Anybody got a BROO ... oh wait.Well, who care if it wasn't a sweep? Celtics are heading back to the Finals!

My Gino-Wes Welker YouTube video went viral and I didn't even realize it!From Sports Illustrated (cnn.com):What's Up With Wes?Two items on Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker: First, he recently spoke about that photo of he and former escort Ashley Dupree at the Playboy Mansion, which made its way around the Internet a few months ago. Welker told the Boston Herald he didn&...

Yesterday's game was everything that Game Three wasn't ... The Celtics played with passion, the home crowd was electric, just a fun Sunday afternoon all around.And don't worry, Ma, we'll celebrate Mother's Day next weekend ... The restaurants will be less crowded, that's for sure ;)

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Celtics: 'That Was A Reasonable Amount Of Time To Be In The Playoffs' (theonion.com)BOSTON—Boston head coach Doc Rivers expressed disappointment Monday in being eliminated in the second round of the NBA playoffs, but deemed the Celtics' four weeks of postseason play to be "plenty.""You never want to go home early, but we aren't exactly doing that," said Rivers, who noted that the...

Remember how the Celtics blew a double-digit lead in the fourth quarter of Game Six against Orlando (sports.yahoo.com)? Remember how everyone said that the C's really dropped the ball and squandered a great opportunity to advance to the conference finals, that it was downright shameful to piss away such a chance to close out the game against an inexperienced team like the Magic?Well...

"Defending NBA champions" had a nice ring to it while it lasted :(Now, it would be easy to blame injuries for the team's second round exit last night (nba.com); I mean, we've all been prepared as Celtics fans to use that excuse in the event that our team would eventually come up short in their bid to repeat as champs (come on, admit it!). However, that line of reasoning can only...

Images from sports.yahoo.comThese pictures were taken at the same game, yet it appears that Mister Cena would like to have it both ways.Come on, Johnny boy, pick a side and stick with it ... you're from Massachusetts, for pity's sake, the choice should be obvious!EDIT: I failed to notice that Mark Murphy had already picked up on this story (bostonherald.com):You can't buy loyalty...

... Maybe this will help soothe the sting of having to face yet another decisive Game Seven (nba.com).Startled Glen Davis Retracts Head Into Body (theonion.com)Ewww, the skin around his neck-hole looks all wrinkly and gross ...

I've basically ignored the entire playoff run here on the blog ... No mention of the incredible seven-game series against Chicago. Not a peep about the amazing Game Five comeback versus the Magic. Nothing.So, now that I've finally decided to post again, why not make my return ... with another crappy Flash game!Previous Entries in the "Crappy Flash Game" series:CeltrisResident...

... except playing in the postseason, apparently (boston).In an interview this morning on Boston sports radio station WEEI, Celtics coach Doc Rivers said it was likely that Kevin Garnett would not be available to play at all in the playoffs."After today there's no way he can play," said Rivers, who left open the possibility his star could return at some point in the postseason but...

Whilst browsing the Boston Globe website this morning, my eyes were drawn towards this excerpt from an article penned by one Marc Spears (boston.com):Garnett said he's looking forward to the added workload next week."That's fine. I'm with whatever the program calls for. At this point it's about getting better and getting healthier," he said. "I think Doc is worried about my wind...

Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue (theonion.com)When the Celtics lost Sunday's home game to Detroit 105-95, Marbury, who was scoreless in his 12 minutes of play, could be seen smiling coldly from the bench as Pierce and Allen displayed greatly reduced chemistry, failing to pass the ball to open men or execute picks as effectively...

Kevin Garnett + Monty Python = COMEDY GOLDNARRATOR: The time was 711 A.D., the Dark Ages. All across the land, men and women thirsted for the heart, hustle and soul of the game. The likes of which were said to be only found in ... the Holy G. Unfortunately, via sorcery and deceit, its whereabouts had been lost. Nevertheless, hope sprang when a warrior king and his gallant knights...