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"The Onion" rubs salt in the wounds ...

Celtics: 'That Was A Reasonable Amount Of Time To Be In The Playoffs' (theonion.com)BOSTON—Boston head coach Doc Rivers expressed disappointment Monday in being eliminated in the second round of the NBA playoffs, but deemed the Celtics' four weeks of postseason play to...
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Now I don't feel so bad ...

Remember how the Celtics blew a double-digit lead in the fourth quarter of Game Six against Orlando (sports.yahoo.com)? Remember how everyone said that the C's really dropped the ball and squandered a great opportunity to advance to the conference finals, that it was downright...
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Not with a bang, but with a whisper ...

"Defending NBA champions" had a nice ring to it while it lasted :(Now, it would be easy to blame injuries for the team's second round exit last night (nba.com); I mean, we've all been prepared as Celtics fans to use that excuse in the event that our team would eventually...
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John Cena, WWE champion ... and bandwagon jumper?

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Images from sports.yahoo.comThese pictures were taken at the same game, yet it appears that Mister Cena would like to have it both ways.Come on, Johnny boy, pick a side and stick with it ... you're from Massachusetts, for pity's sake, the choice should be obvious!EDIT: I failed...
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Some more "Onion" levity ...

... Maybe this will help soothe the sting of having to face yet another decisive Game Seven (nba.com).Startled Glen Davis Retracts Head Into Body (theonion.com)Ewww, the skin around his neck-hole looks all wrinkly and gross ...
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BigBabyMan!

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I've basically ignored the entire playoff run here on the blog ... No mention of the incredible seven-game series against Chicago. Not a peep about the amazing Game Five comeback versus the Magic. Nothing.So, now that I've finally decided to post again, why not make my return...
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Like Kevin Garnett, ANYTHING IS POSSIBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ...

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... except playing in the postseason, apparently (boston).In an interview this morning on Boston sports radio station WEEI, Celtics coach Doc Rivers said it was likely that Kevin Garnett would not be available to play at all in the playoffs."After today there's no way he can...
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Marc Spears doesn't read comic books

Whilst browsing the Boston Globe website this morning, my eyes were drawn towards this excerpt from an article penned by one Marc Spears (boston.com):Garnett said he's looking forward to the added workload next week."That's fine. I'm with whatever the program calls...
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The Onion comments on Marbury signing

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Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue (theonion.com)When the Celtics lost Sunday's home game to Detroit 105-95, Marbury, who was scoreless in his 12 minutes of play, could be seen smiling coldly from the bench as Pierce and Allen displayed...
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We are the knights who say ... C(eltics)!

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Kevin Garnett + Monty Python = COMEDY GOLDNARRATOR: The time was 711 A.D., the Dark Ages. All across the land, men and women thirsted for the heart, hustle and soul of the game. The likes of which were said to be only found in ... the Holy G. Unfortunately, via sorcery and deceit,...
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Marbury question still up in the air

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As you certainly know by now, Stephon has gone on record claiming that he received a verbal commitment from the Celtics that they will sign him once the Knicks buy out his contract, but now the Boston Herald comes out with a report disputing those claims (news.bostonherald.com) .....
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Can you dig it, sucka?

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During Thursday's 10-point victory over the Magic (nba.com), I noticed that Orlando big man Dwight Howard kept looking at his right hand after scoring a basket ... At first, I thought Dwight might've jammed a finger or otherwise injured the hand, but apparently that's just...
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ESPN.Com's take on the greatest sports franchise ...

After reading David Fleming's article over at Page 2 yesterday (sports.espn.go.com), my mind immediately jumped to those "Really!?! with Seth and Amy" skits from Weekend Update (snltranscripts.jt.org) ...Really? You're seriously going to argue that the Pittsburgh...
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Thanks to "Dino Radja Experience" (Dino don't use no articles) for the shout-out!

I'd like to thank the fine folks over at "The Dino Radja Experience" (an hilarious Celtics-centric podcast that you all should check out) for giving my old website a plug on the December 30th edition (newengland.comcastsportsnet.com) of their program ... Of course, I...
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"Cousy looks like a dwarf ... "

The College of the Holy Cross has decided to dedicate the latest issue of the school's official magazine to one of their most famous alumni ... You might recognize the name Bob Cousy, ever heard of him?The college has seen fit to provide several features from the magazine and make...
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Anyone still watch the Simpsons?

If not, you might have been interested in last night's episode ... You can click here (hulu.com) for the relevant clip in case you missed it.Betting PeopleExcerpt (The Burns and the Bees : s.20 : ep.8) | 01:13 | At a Billionaire's Retreat, Burns bets a million dollars and Smithers...
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Ha ha, Rondo made Iverson cry!

As if last night's beatdown (sports.yahoo.com) wasn't bad enough for the Answer ..."Leave me alone, ya big bully!"
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The creepiest Jose Calderon fan ever

I noticed this scene unfolding during the game against Toronto last week (November 10th), and just knew that I had to take some snapshots for (ahem) posterity's sake.Now, we can't know for sure what exactly this dude is staring at, but the possibilities alone are seriously...
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Four former Celtics have their college jerseys retired (with video)

Via the Worcester Telegram and Gazette (telegram.com):Holy Cross is proud of its basketball history, and everyone in yesterday’s sold-out Hart Center crowd would likely agree that the afternoon was yet another majestic moment to remember.The college retired the jerseys of all-time...
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Did you miss me?

Of course you didn't.Well, for those of you who even bother to still check the RSS feeds for this li'l ol' blog of mine, I feel that I owe you some kind of an explanation for the dearth of new content to be found ... Now, if you'll remember ALLLLLL the way back to my...
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100 Celtics clips on YouTube!

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Click here (youtube.com) to start the playlist and watch all 100 videos in a row; estimated playing time is 4 hours and 48 minutes (!), so you might want to clear your schedule before proceeding ...Otherwise, you can scroll down and browse my makeshift "table of contents"...
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White House goes green

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Click here (whitehouse.gov) for the official transcript concerning the Celtics' trip to the White House, which includes photos and video ... President Bush Welcomes NBA Champion Boston Celtics to the White House East Room3:04 P.M. EDTTHE PRESIDENT: Welcome to the White House. ...
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Cassell to sign ... with the New England Patriots

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According to Thursday's edition of Comcast Sports Tonight (comcastsportsnet.com):Boy, they must really be desperate to find a replacement for Tom Brady ... Hey, Cassell, Cassel; it's all the same, right?
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"Big Baby" waxes ... down where? DOWN THERE!

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Thanks to a posting on Perkisabeast.com, I ended up discovering this mini-interview with Glen Davis on the official ACEforMen body-grooming website (aceformen.com).Very, shall we say, "enlightening":ACE: Do you have any superstitions about grooming during season? GD:Yes!...
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Darius Miles: low-risk investment, or deal-breaking asshole?

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Well, there had been rumors of interest on the Celtics' part for the last month or so, but yesterday it was made official:Darius Miles signs non-guaranteed contract (boston.com)You remember young Darius, don't you? The guy who - at the time - was the highest pick ever to come...
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