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LE TIGRE BACK STALKING THE FAIRWAYS
Tiger Woods is back after winning his own tournament on Sunday, the Chevron World Cup
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December 10, 2011
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December 10, 2011
Discuss
Mule Trails – DRAFT TEMPLATE
Monday
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Tuesday
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December 01, 2011
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December 01, 2011
Mule Trails – DRAFT TEMPLATE
Monday
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Tuesday
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&...
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December 01, 2011
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December 01, 2011
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: RAIDERS AND REALITY
I love this time year! Nothing like Hannibal enjoying a nice chianti with his face eating pal, the smell of 8 hours of ass-to-couch contact after 26 hot wings on a humid Sunday in early September NFL heaven, and Al Davis continuing to make football decisions — practicing voodoo and/or asking for more jello.
BUT…I’m not sure what is more tragic? The resemblance...
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August 23, 2011
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August 23, 2011
YOU KNOW HE DUN DID IT…
It wouldn’t be the end of the year on PartMule without posting something on our beloved inbred Brits. Well, my extensive research to find something wasn’t difficult. Easy as googling “over hyped Brit” or “bi-sexual inbred soccer star” or “husband of a former pop band artist that looks a lot like the delicious fruit called an...
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December 30, 2010
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December 30, 2010
A-CAM? CAM-ROD? WE-IRD?
I’m still amazed that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are an “item”. Trippy stuff. Above on vay-cay in Mexico recently.
And you know what is almost as trippy? A bald ape. Like the one below. Ok. Bye!
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December 21, 2010
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December 21, 2010
KELLI CROYLE’S HUSBAND WILL START FOR CHIEFS
Kansas City Chiefs will be starting Brodie Croyle for injured starter Matt Cassel this Sunday vs. the Chargers. You may remember when America was introduced – up-close and personal — to Brodie and his silicone endowed wife Kelli back in ‘07 during the HBO series Hard Knocks.
We’re just thrilled to have a new bank of sideline shots of Knockasauras rex wife...
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December 10, 2010
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December 10, 2010
NORV. YOU SUCK.
Terrible. You just plain suck as a head coach. Just pathetic and what really sucks about how bad you suck is that you don’t know that you suck. Well….Norv. Baby. You f’n suck! The suck-meter is pegged out. If you have sewing needles near, poke ‘em in your eyes… then suck on them. Nearby pliers? Yeah, consider a yank to...
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October 26, 2010
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October 26, 2010
VEGAS FAMILY RE-ENTRY
I’m sure many of you can empathize with this one. Complete awesome-ness. Very accruate…to the “I smell poo…” Except, that stank is usually me from rolling out of the casino….Southwest Airlines, and then after a dirty-dirty Whopper w/cheese…
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October 15, 2010
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October 15, 2010
OCHO CINCO = 85 = SEX LINE?
All you cereal eaters in the greater Cincinnati area be forewarned. Bengal’s Chad Ochocinco wants to Feed the Children via cereal boxes promoting a phone-sex line! WTF…you might say? It’s about time…other’s might say? Only Ochocinco I’d say. Here’s the details:
Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a phone-sex line because of a typo on Chad...
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September 30, 2010
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September 30, 2010
VERNE AND BILL'S TIME OUT
BILL RAFTERY and VERN LUNDQUIST enjoy a little small talk during a time-out break during the Elite 8…
BILL : “You know, Verne. That was a wonderful 60 oz. t-bone last night. I especially loved the mayonaisse glaze. Now, it wasn’t just your ordinary mayonaisse glaze....
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April 02, 2010
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April 02, 2010
TIGER POOPS LIKE US!
In wild, hairy, excrement news….not only does Tiger Woods shit on his wife! Yes, the man takes ***** like the rest of us. Crazy, I know! And I thought he just released waste via osmosis or something. Or maybe his caddy was involved with the transfer. Hmmm. Consider me enlightened.
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December 18, 2009
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December 18, 2009
Mule Trails - DRAFT TEMPLATE
Monday
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…..[BUGSANDCRANKS]
…..[THENAUGHTYAMERICAN]
…..[SIMONONSPORTS]
…..[100PERCENTINJURYRATE]
…..[LARRYBROWNSPORTS]
…..[SPORTSPICKLE]
Tuesday
…..[EPICCARNIVAL]
…..[WITHLEATHER]
…..[THEBIGLEAD]
…..[MISTERIRRELEVANT]
&...
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December 01, 2009
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December 01, 2009
ULTIMATE FIGHT CATS (UFC)
This one’s from the archive, but worth a revisit….
Another animal imitating man YouTube that is easy to post, gets a chuckle, and frees up time for me to watch re-runs of The Office. Not to mention I get to do my obligatory feline post for the week….
Sure, sure….you’ve heard it before….”sneeze maker fun”….blah, blah, blah…..”lil’ [...]
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August 11, 2009
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August 11, 2009
DOGS STRIKE AGAIN AT TOUR DE U.S. TERRITORY (FRANCE)!
The canine wrath over Michael Vick’s antics is not over!
You’ll remember the incident I reported on awhile back, DOGGIE REVENGE AGAINST ATHLETES where dog-meets-cyclist on the roads of the U.S. territory of France. It seems this canine sacrificial tactic continues and I hope Homeland Security here in the States will react.
I fully expect beefed up security for...
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July 29, 2009
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July 29, 2009
IN VICKY SPICE NEWS…
(Ed. Note - after months in the cave, I’ve decided this is the perfect story to emerge. I think you’ll agree and vomit in your mouth.)
Victoria Beckham will be appearing on SpongeBob Square Pants in 2010! Yes. I’m ecstatic as well! No, there won’t be a character created in her image named Toothpick Sally or Bulimic Belinda – but [...]
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April 08, 2009
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April 08, 2009
BECKHAM IS AROUND FOR WIFE’S MUSE-MENT
Victoria Beckham, wife of the somewhat gender-ly challenged David Beckham, has been having success with her clothing label dVb by using her husband as a living promotional manneqin. She’s making strides in marketing her gear to men, with the help of Davy, his star-power, and his tolerance for playing dress-up. Victoria shares this with us via People.com,
“In just under two [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
MEGAN FOX LIKED BOX
“Megan courageously prepares to enter the world’s largest vagina…God speed”
God I love how I titled this story! Smart I be.
The tantalizing sexy Megan Fox admitted to GQ that she went through a period in her life where she had a lesbian affair. Not only that — hold on to your fruit-of-the-loom briefs – but it was with [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
HOOPSTER SARAH PALIN WAS A BARRACUDA
Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin was quite the studette for her high school hoop squad in 1982. So much so, that she was nicknamed Sarah Barracudawhen she led Wasilla High School to the Alaska state championship. Her back-court mate had this to say about their ‘82 Alaskan run for glory:
“The final game was kind of surreal,” said [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
Japanese. Weird White Dude. Coconuts Crushed. Awesome.
I’m a big fan of the coconut. Sprinkle that shaved shit over ice cream and I’m in heaven. Now, mix coconuts in with Japanese television and weird white dudes and I’m in hog-heaven. If you cut to the 3:37 mark of the video above you get to the Guinness Book of World Record performance for crushing coconuts [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
SAMMY SOSA HANGS UP CLEATS FOR ABACUS?
The president of the Dominican Republic recently announced that he would be taking drastic measures to attract foreign investments to his Caribbean country. In addition to putting the entire $300 million GDP into a three-month CD — ok, maaayyybe not — he has appointed major league baseball’s Sammy Sosa as the country’s ambassador of foreign investment.
Sosa, who [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
GLACIER SURFING
Yeah! Global Warming rules! Cow-a-bunga!
In addition to rising sea-levels and surfing off the coast of St. Louis in 2050, surfers have Alaskan glacial swells to look forward to in the interim. I’m stoked. Can’t wait to paddle out in 35 degree water, in a rubber cocoon of a wetsuit, so I can eat shit and crack my head [...]
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
DRINKING IMPAIRS JUDGEMENT/SEPARATED AT BIRTH SPECIAL
A lil’ drunken/danked separated at birth for your weekend pleasure…. basically Separated At Birth with a Drinking Impairs Judgement twist.
Toronto Raptor’s Chris Bosh over-danked. Yo, “eyes open!” Big Daddy!
And Pookie from New Jack City losing it outside The Carter.
Steeler’s Jeff Reed hammered in Florida back in ‘07. This is an NFL kicker?!
And the...
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March 11, 2009
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March 11, 2009
Drinking Impairs Judgement/Separated at Birth
A lil' drunken/danked separated at birth for your weekend pleasure�. basically Separated At Birth with a Drinking Impairs Judgement twist...
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January 16, 2009
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January 16, 2009
CLASSIC YOUTUBE-HOOP-AGE
Jim Carrey really handled his comedy back in the mid-to-late 90's.A A classic that isA worth a 21st century look-see is this basketball sceneA from the movie Cable Guy.A You'll notice Jack BlackA a€"A before he made it big a€"A as theA extra getting dunked on by Carrey.A Mind youa€¦I use the ...
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November 12, 2008
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November 12, 2008
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