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WIMBLEDON OFFICIALS TIRED OF GETTIN’ SH*T ON
With fuzzy little yellow balls being smacked around at Wimbledon this month, officials have become fed up with flying rats…umm….pigeons dumping on the spectators. So, as a deterrent, flying marksman….umm…hawks…had been deployed to scare the shitting menace from the sky...
A LIL’ SOMETHING, SOMETHING FOR THE MULETTES
It's Lenny Kravitz's butt-crack!! ?Yes! That's right!? Stop the presses!? Stock the cupboards with lots of water and?canned goods!? Have sex with your hot cousin!? Only eat one serving of vegetables a day!?
TMZ reported Lenny?was in Prague?with his butt-crack.? Annnd he...
TOP TEN REASONS I DESERVE TO GO TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION
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Chuck Displays Some Gambling Self-Control
The sports world's favorite gambler, Charles Barkley, is displaying some uncharacteristic self-control nowadays. Making the rounds at the various celebrity golf tournaments this early-summer, Barkley has been staying away from the tables in lieu of keeping us amazed with his atrocious...
Beckham Takes Family to Disneyland, Steals Wax Exhibit
David Beckham took his kids to Disneyland recently to enjoy a day of fun-in-the-sun, rides, food, and checking out the exhibits. Park officials were pleased to have the celebrity on the grounds, but were later disappointed when photos surfaced of him dragging one of the wax caricatures...
Kobe Fires Back At Schilling: "Go Yankees!"
A few days ago, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling fired off some disparaging comments about Kobe Bryant from his blog 38 PITCHES, which I reported HERE. Well, Kobe is firing back about his tactics in firing up his teammates and on who he now supports in the NL East. The NY Post has the goods...
NBA's All-Time Ugly Team
June 11, 2008 by
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As the NBA season winds down, I've taken the liberty of assembling what I consider to be the NBA's All-Time Ugly Team for your end-of-week entertainment.
My subjective review and settling on the "hideous requirements" took me through extensive research, time-consuming...
Lakers Take Game 3. Pierce Doesn't Get A Hang Nail. Whew!
The Los Angeles Lakers took Game 3 of the NBA Finals from the Boston Celtics 87-81. The Lakers cut the series lead to 2-1 and Paul Pierce magically didn't have to be carried from the floor with a split-end. But, he did manage to shoot an atrocious 2 for 14 and come-back to this...
Curt Schillings Courtside Observations of Kobe
Curt Schilling was courtside for the Lakers-Celtics game this past Sunday and had some interesting comments about Kobe Bryant, his ranting, and his sideline demeanor with his teammates. Schilling, never one to shy away from opinion nor wind-bagin', felt compelled to give us the...
IT’S ON…
Lest we forget that last time the Los Angeles Lakers beat the Boston Celtics in the NBA finals! It was 1987 and full of memorable moments, plays, and nut sacks protruding from respective dolphin shorts.  And we do know what was the Numero Uno play of the series, right? Â...
Romo, Timberlake, Lauer Tackle Torrey Pines Admirably
Based on a challenge set by Tiger Woods? that no 10-handicapper could break 100 at the newly steroid-ed out South Course at Torrey Pines, host of the 2008 U.S. Open next week ? Golf Digest and NBC sponsored a pre-Open, made for T.V. event featuring Tony Romo, Justin Timberlake, Matt...
Chris Berman Will Be Doing His Thang at Torrey
ESPN's Chris Berman will be doing play-by-play for ESPN's coverage of the first two rounds of the U.S. Open next week at Torrey Pines. But, don't expect a toned-down Berman during his six hour on-air appearance, as he expects to blurt out typical Bermanisms?despite some...
Drama Pierce Drains Lake Show in Boston
The Los Angeles Lakers had their chance on Tuesday night to take a commanding series lead (given the series format) if they could have held on and stole Game 1 of the NBA Finals from the Boston Celtics in Boston. But Walt Frazier decided to make an appearance...umm...I mean Paul Pierce...
Tyson Gets His Fat Man Swerve On
Mike Tyson is in the news! Yippppeee! Tyson was in London getting his super fat-man swerve on with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace of Big Brother infamy. Apparently, Sir Mike Tyson (no, just kiddin', he wasn't knighted but I wouldn't put it passed the Brits) was clubbin' and...
Le Tigre Back Stalking the Fairways
Tiger Woods prowled around the South Course at Torrey Pines on Wednesday in preparation for the U.S. Open next week. His newly recuperated left paw (knee surgery….where ya been!) wasn't an issue and his swing coach Hank Haney gave him the "thumbs up"....
Uh, Oh. This is Gonna Leave A Mark!
There's a certain surreal moment in time when you've gone a little too far with a stunt. Where reality and stupidity collide. Where pain is a certainty. Time stops. Everything is quiet. Then
Further Evidence Tim Donaghy Was A Douchebag
The Smoking Gun is reporting the details of the federal prosecutors pre-sentencing letter inTim Donaghy's douchbagedness/fraud and consipracy case. Apparently, Donaghy did "not intentionally" fix games but made bad calls in NBA games dating back to 2003 in order to cover his bets....
Former Mrs. Johnny Mac Caught Smokin' Crack
June 02, 2008 by
PartMule
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Tatum O'Neal was caught allegedly trying to buy crack cocaine in Manhattan on Sunday. Apparently, the former Bad New Bears pitcher, Academy Award winning actress in the Paper Moon, and wife to John McEnroe was caught near her home making the illicit purchase and claimed while being...
Kimbo Slice Passes Test...Barely
The prime-time MMA debut on CBS of the YouTube sensation Kimbo Slice left the public wondering if he has the endurance and skills to battle the elite of the sport. It also left opponent James Thompson with a piece of cabbage hangin' from his head that some might call an ear....
Kobe Used to School Filipino Kids
May 30, 2008 by
PartMule
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I've posted this before, but it seemed appropriate as we all reflect on how far Kobe has come. Back in the day, Mr. Kobe Bryant used to display his skill and prowess on the courts of Southeast Asia. Far cry from the courts of Salt Lake City, New Orleans, San Antonio and?umm?Boston...
Mariah Carey's Got a Cannon!
Oops. My bad. I meant Cannons! As in Juggernauts. As in Tig o' Bitties. As in Two Midgets taking a free ride. And you thought I meant a Nick Cannon (ha, ha, ha
Golf Just Got Frightening!
Wow! This is golf…meets strippers…meets mixed martial arts…meets a steroid rage…meets a kindergarten nightmare!
Holy sh*t, Batman! Kinda makes you wanna punch a homeless dude! Or throw excrement at an old lady! Or throw kittens from a 20-story window! Or…or…!! ....
Is Kobe Back Being His Alleged Self?
May 28, 2008 by
PartMule
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In case you haven't hear, Kobe Bryant is back (allegedly) being his estranged (allegedly), adulterating (allegedly) self. This time, Kobe (the alleged banger) has been named in a post by the website TheDirty.com of having an affair with 18 year-old Laker cheerleader (the alleged...
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