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Cheese Rolling: Dangerous Sport
May 28, 2008 by
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In case you missed it, the Annual Gloucestershire Cheese-Rolling event happened in the U.K. this past weekend. People were maimed and cheese was conquered. Absolutely retarded...umm... British....
Beckham Gets His Perv On
David Beckham apparently likes A$$. Probably to the chagrin of Tom Cruise, as I've reported before HERE. Or maybe he is deeply worried the poor Laker girl pulled a quad? Painful stuff. Or maybe her male genitalia fell from her trannie Laker shorts? Embarrassing stuff....
Tiger Woods Named Fittest American
Because we know the magazine Mens Fitness is the absolute authority on American fitness (and all that is wrong with my exercise regimen and diet) I feel uncomfortable writing about their take on Tiger Woods as the fittest American in, well, America....
Desperate Lawn Boy Beats Up Hard Rock Patron
May 18, 2008 by
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PARTMULE EXCLUSIVE:
The Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego played host to an interesting throw-down on Friday, as former lawn-boy regular on Desperate Housewives Jesse Metcalfe got into a poolside brawl with a hotel guest. Winning the fight with a technical knockout...
TORREY PINES SACKS RIVERS, GWYNN EATS THE 18TH
The South Course at Torrey Pines will be playing host to the U.S. Open next month and was flexing its muscle this week with amateurs having a hack (and another, and another
Derek Jeter Only Batting .060? Shameful?
Man-whore Derek Jeter may have a career batting average hovering around .317, but he needs to work on his skills with the ladies to improve on his .060 average. How can that be? You ask?
Well, apparently, Jeter has only banged 6 of Maxim's upcoming Hot 100 list?.or a whopping .060 average..
CHINA LOVES DEM SOME TIBETANS
Video and Story on the Olympic torch being lit on Mt Everest
Ed note: I ran this story by the Chinese communist party before I posted it, ensuring the complete accuracy of the facts surrounding the Olympic torch relay and it's flight up Mt Everest. The corrections are reflected in bold....
Roger Clemens Likes Melons
The pedophilia affair that Roger Clemens allegedly had back in the 90's may have just got a little less pedophilia-ish. What?you ask?! News out of the great inbred state of Florida is that Clemens' affair with country singer and pre-driving teen Mindy McCready may have taken...
Could This Be Phil's Year To Shine?
With Tiger Woods nursing a sore, surgically repaired paw, could this be the year Phil Mickelson seize's path through the open door and ? as Tony Montana would say ? makes some moves of his own? This week's $9 million ? pseudo major tournament?the Players Championship is going...
Young Men...Please Don't Mess With Angry Cougars
Urban Cougars can be rather vicious. This video and article can attest....
Kobe Gets His MVP
May 06, 2008 by
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Who da thunk? After incessantly trying to whine his way out of Los Angeles this past off-season ? as I've documented thoroughly - who da thunk Kobe Bryant would be awarded the NBA MVP award for 2008? Still in a purple and gold LA Laker uniform, no less? Certainly not me. I would...
RODMAN TO REHAB...GO FIGURE.
Dennis Rodman was arrested this past weekend at a Los Angeles hotel for domestic battery
Randy Moss Mounts Derby Filly
May 05, 2008 by
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Randy Moss had a festive time this past weekend at the 2008 Kentucky Derby, mounting a young filly from the bluegrass state?.none other than Miss Kentucky USA Alysha Harris....
Dirk and Steve Ass Crack Debauchery Roadshow
Steve: Hey ya big ugly f*ck?. looks like we're not only ass crack ugly, but losers again this year. Dirk: Jaaaa?.is good?..no? Steve: No, ya Sleestak looking chimp. Is noooo good! Shit! Looks like our pathetic arses are paired up again for early off-season loser debauchery. I know...
Racing President Max Mosley Should Resign?
Max Mosley, President of the International Automobile Federation (FIA), is under pressure to resign his post following the sex scandal for his part in a Nazi-style sado-masochistic sex orgy with five prostitutes...
DALE EARNHARDT JR. DRIVEN TO BOOZE
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. has taken his celeb and cash to the bar.  No…not to booze it up and play dumb jock like Melo….but to make more cash and cash-in on his penchant for barkeepin'….
"There's a stigma about how drivers can't do anything...
TOMATOS ARE THE SCOURGE OF OUR SOCIETY
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Shaun White, the Olympic gold-medalist snowboarder — aka “The Flying Tomato” — was arrested on Tuesday for setting off a fire extinguisher at a Breckenridge, Colorado ski resort and was later questioned about his role in a stolen vehicle, but is notÂ...
Kickboxing Teaches Kids Discipline
April 22, 2008 by
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Kids need a little discipline in their lives….so, what better way than to put them in the ring without head gear to get bludgeoned. The photos depicted here are of innocent British kids forced to pound away on each other at "Baby Fight Clubs"...
RODDICK KEEPS BROOKLYN IN DA HOUSE
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Tennis overall disappointment to American tennis throughout is career star Andy Roddick is going to marry 20-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model/general all-around phenom hottie Brooklyn Decker (check photos HERE)
Roddick has been dating Decker since the...
WRESTLING JUST BECAME EROTIC?
I believe a new bar has been set for mixed-sex sports, which I'm fairly certain, will never be eclipsed. This sport seems to really have legs — pun intended — and I'm commercializing this sport immediately! I have meetings already set-up with NBC...
SERENA WILLIAMS TAKES TO WATER - EVOLUTIONARY SYMBOL?
Courtesy of/and more at Celebslam
Serena Williams on a recent vacation.
I'm not sure where the evolutionary chain broke, wasn't well oiled, or when it decided to break-out a new species humaniod, but I can tell you I've only been really frightened of three things...
Patrick Ewing Jr. Swells With Creativity
PEJ really nailed this one! Very creative, sir. Not one you see on a regular basis….except maybe with a nerf hoop in your buddy’s bedroom back in ‘92…with the dog chewed nerf ball….playin’ ’cause you couldn&rsquo...
JENNA IS SOFTENING UP TITO TO PLAY IN HOLLYWOOD
Porn legend Jenna Jameson may have a softening impact (did I just say that?) on boyfriend, UFC star, and Celebrity Apprentice dingbat Tito Ortiz. Ortiz's UFC career will be ending with his next fight and he is apparently enthralled with the glitz of Hollywood...
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