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June 18, 2008 by
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In the words of the ancients, one should make his decisions within the course of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
-Hagakure
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It has come to this Dear Reader(s). With a youthful heart and tempered knowledge...
Jesus Delivers Redemption - Celtics Rise to Win 97-91
June 13, 2008 by
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In a game that tested both our will and spirit, Ray Allen, in a beatific 48 minutes of basketball, led our Boston Celtics to the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history. Yes, Dear Reader(s), Our Sensei fell in battle, nearly torn apart by the struggle, but his brothers-in-arms carried...
Shirley looks okay, but what happened to Laverne?
June 11, 2008 by
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Friend of the beast lair Mike Rotondi shows that he's the ultimate Celtics season ticket holder. And, you know what, he's prettier than Penny Marshall.
Who will you believe David Stern or your own lying eyes?
June 11, 2008 by
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As if last night's league mandated win by the Los Angeles Lakers wasn't enough of a slap in the face for basketball purists. We are now forced to endure even more allegations of league corruption, this time coming from the mouth of the disgraced Tim Donaghy. The ex-official...
A Preview & Pairing - Game Three
June 10, 2008 by
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Ignoring my own advice, I watched game 2 in a bar on California's central coast, sipping bottles of Budweiser (I hear all kinds of folks talking about gas topping $4 a gallon, but I paid $4 a bottle for Bud last night and I'm still miffed). Only three of the eighty or so patrons...
- Kobe Lays a Turd - In Game Crack Analysis Perkisabeast.com Style
June 09, 2008 by
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In keeping with Our Journalistic Ethos never to resist the urge to splurge, we keep track with the foul fragrance that abounds the Beast Lair today. Maybe we forgot how much we hated L.A. Maybe Kobe Bryant has rarely exposed himself as so clearly a fraud.
Bill Simmons Tries to Get Back On Our Bus
June 09, 2008 by
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In yet another attempt to recover from his crustier than Kim Cattrall's clit prediction of a Laker's Win in Six, Bill "Your Digital City Douchehole" Simmons writes one of those "Look I'm Sappy Like Mitch Albom and Clever Like Jerry Seinfeld" columns...
Game 6 Preview and a Pairing?The Sommelier Returns
May 30, 2008 by
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With all the deserved attention that's shining on Perk and his Nuts over the last few days, much misinformation has been carelessly bandied about. We, the Crack Staff, have been adamant over the years, through the difficult Gerald Green era and beyond, rooting for the Celtics and...
The ProJo Knows Our Sensei's Virtues
May 29, 2008 by
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BOSTON ? Boston forward Kendrick Perkins tells everyone who will listen that he is a beast. He even named his Web site www.perkisabeast.com
Kendrick Perkins is a Beast - Celtics Win 106-102
May 29, 2008 by
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We had a sense it was coming, a long time coming. We have not devoted ourselves foolishly. On 8 for 11 shooting last night, Our Sensei had 18 points and a most beastly 16 rebounds. He delivered a victory when loss seemed all around.
BEN WALL-IS
May 22, 2008 by
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BEN WALLIS IS A WALL. NOTHIN CAN GET BY HIM...... EXCEPT FOR PERK WITH THE BALL!
One down
May 21, 2008 by
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The Pistons forget the golden rule, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Celts roll over lackadaisical Pistons 88-79, this despite Joey Crawford's best effort to seek asylum in the upper peninsula with phantom foul calls.
About Last Night: The No-Fireworks Edition
May 21, 2008 by
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Well, it looks like the long the NBA has once again used draconian tactics to suck even more fun out of the game because the team did not deploy any fireworks display for the opening. While I don't love all the theatrics, I miss the haze of smoke that hangs over the court for the...
I Guess We're No Longer Worrying About Tampering? Reason #345678 David Stern Must Resign
May 21, 2008 by
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Here is Jay-Z at the draft lottery last night representing the team he is a part-owner for...
And here he is at the Celtics/Cavs game Five sitting next to the Cavs bench....
The NBA Owes US An Apology
May 18, 2008 by
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On the day the feds release this evidence, you give us that officiating crew?!?
The fix was in folks. Only the Truth could Save You
The King Has No Close - Paul Pierce Leaves James Exposed as Celtics Win 97-92 to Clear Out Cavs
May 18, 2008 by
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In a game that did not deserve to be as close as it was, Paul Pierce overcame the Cavs hacking defense and a complicate officiating crew, to lead his Celtics to the Eastern Conference Finals in what obviously the highlight of his illustrious Celtics career.
Waaah…I got hit in the lip…Waaah…I'm not a crybaby…Waaaah
May 08, 2008 by
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Baby LeBron shows his hurt lip to a Cleveland writer. Hat tip to the Wizznutzz.
When it counts Perk is a BEAST
May 07, 2008 by
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Admit it, you had questions about whether or not Perk would be able to step it up in the playoffs. You had these thoughts because, despite your internet browsing habits, you still need proof that Perk is a beast. Well, consider this, when it has counted the most Perk has stepped up...
Lebron James Chokes Under Pressure as Game One Goes To Celtics 76-72
May 06, 2008 by
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In a game that reminded all of us why we fell in love with the Celtics long ago, Boston vanquished Cleveland from the Garden floor 76-72. Our Sensei beasted brightly, leading the charge of the Celtics Stoic defense with an impressive 12 rebounds and a solid 7 pts from the floor. No...
Shhhhh….No Talk, No Hype, No Mercy
May 06, 2008 by
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They say we can't win. That we are battered and bruised. They say we are weak, where we once were strong. They say our foe is too great. They say we are too old. They say we are too inexperienced. They say we will not stand up in the face of adversity
On Top of the First Mountain - Our Sensei Comes of Age
May 05, 2008 by
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These are new and bright lotus blossom days here in the Beast Lair. Not only have we, as a whole, been tested by playoff fire but Our Most Humble Sensei, this Bodhisattva of the Boards, Our Samurai of the Set Hook, has made our whole nation glow with his quiet force and his knowledge focus.
Stern-O With More Indefensible Actions - The Fix is In NBA Expose Continues at Perkisabeast.com
May 02, 2008 by
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Now that he's done handing out supposed Gang Gesture fines, Mister David Stern has now decided to hand out another extremely biased ruling. While Darius Songalia certainly gave a little Chicken Wing to LeBron during their entanglement, if Sterno feels that deserves a suspension...
1 down 15 to go
April 22, 2008 by
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Herald
Wait lifted from Celtics
No slippage with Rajon Rondo
Celtics return playoff aura to Garden
Celtics crowd pumps up volume
Hawks swear they're not done after one
Trade no big deal to Joe Johnson
Celtics big fans of post season play
Pistons misfire
Lakers, Gasol put...
R-E-S-B-E-A-S-T find out what it means to me
April 20, 2008 by
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Perk makes John Hollinger's honorable mention all defensive team. Rondo and KG make his first team and Pierce makes third team.
"CENTERS
Honorable mention: Kendrick Perkins, DeSagana Diop, Tyson Chandler, Jeff Foster
Perkins (7.42) has been the perfect complement to Kevin...
Friday Nights Post Game Interviews
April 20, 2008 by
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Beef Stallone was able to catch up with Mr. Pruitt, fresh off the plane from Utah, who talked to Beef about what his experiences down there were like. Beef also caught up with Mr Pollard, who kindly explained to us how he plans on taking care of his ankle issues.
Gabe Pruitt
Scot Pollard
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