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Just for the record
March 11, 2008 by
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While Truehoop's Henry Abbott is all aflutter about Mark Cuban banning bloggers from the locker room. We are not surprised, the Celtics banned us from the locker room as soon as the team got popular. How's that for loyalty?
Perk is Seeing Double Double As Celtics Roll 119-89 Over Memphis
March 09, 2008 by
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Our Sensei is now becoming a study in consistency, the examined eyes of the Beast Lair lay prostrate at the beastly 13.4 ppg & 12.6 boards our Sensei has blessed us with over these previous five wins. We drank much sake and port in a most cerebral of celebrations, let our government...
The Moment
March 06, 2008 by
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You just had to be there. And truthfully, I wish every Celtics fan could have been in the house last night when this happened. Up until that point it looked like Detroit might be able to push us out of our game. Billups was starting to assert his will on Rajon Rondo. He was pushing [...]
The Moment - Celtics 2008
March 06, 2008 by
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You just had to be there. And truthfully, I wish every Celtics fan could have been in the house last night when this happened. Up until that point it looked like Detroit might be able to push us out of our game. Billups was starting to assert his will on Rajon Rondo. He was pushing...
Detroit, You Have Been Beasted!!! Celtics Clinch Playoff Birth
March 05, 2008 by
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In what was fitting cap to a spectacular three game run by Our Sensei, tonight he beasted the woeful remnants of the once storied Detroit Pistons with a fierce determination to embarass Rasheed Wallace to grab every rebound. Dear Reader(s), we are happy to report, Our Sensei was more...
Welcome to Boston Sam
March 05, 2008 by
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Sam Cassell, a 15-year National Basketball Association veteran with two championship rings, signed a contract with the Boston Celtics and will join the team today, the Boston Globe reported.
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Bask In Our Sensei's Beastliness
March 03, 2008 by
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"If Perk comes to play, and he does this for us everynight, we're gonna be a scary team"
-Paul Pierce
"Big Shout to Perk. He's the real reason I looked decent tonight"
-Kevin Garnett
In 31 minutes tonight, the Beast Man went 4-5 from the field with...
Bask In Our Sensei’s Beastliness
March 03, 2008 by
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“If Perk comes to play, and he does this for us everynight, we’re gonna be a scary team”
-Paul Pierce
“Big Shout to Perk. He’s the real reason I looked decent tonight”
-Kevin Garnett
In 31 minutes tonight, the Beast Man went 4-5 from the field...
Stress Fracture Sidelines Yao For Season
March 02, 2008 by
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Yao Ming has been sidelined for the rest of the season with a stress fracture in his left foot.
“It’s obviously a difficult day for our organization and our fans,” general manager Daryl Morey said. “We’ve been playing exceptional ball. Yao’s been...
Slingin’
March 02, 2008 by
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Dear NBA,
I can totally kick your ass.
With Deepest From Inglewood,
Paul “The Truth” Pierce.
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Our Sensei is a Beast as Boston beats Charlotte 108-100
March 01, 2008 by
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In what was the most epic of returns to form, Our Sensei imposed his will with an unrelenting force on the Charlotte Bobcats at the TD BankNorth Garden last night. Regardless of the nagging ache in his shoulder or the grind of the learning curve that is Big Man Play in the NBA today...
The Beast Lair Battles Go Global - Alma Mater Style
February 27, 2008 by
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In what has become an epic free for all here at Perkisabeast.com, the battle lines between factions have been redrawn - school rival style. The Daily Free Press, the stalewart(sic) of B.U.'s esteemed journalism school, has decided to take on the progenitive University across the...
Brandon Wallace sits down with Beef Stallone - A Perkisabeast.com NBDL Fireside Chat
February 26, 2008 by
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Straight Beefin’
The Beef man speaks with a — how do we put this delicately — less than thrilled Brandon Wallace, from deep in the salt flats of Utah. We learn that the main difference between the NBADL is the players. Hmm, didn’t think about that. That practices...
Five things to look for in between now and the All-Star break
February 21, 2008 by
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With KG taking a much needed and very smart two-to-three week break, let’s look at a few things to keep our collective eye’s out for while hoping Barrack Obama wins Super Tuesday.
1. Show time: Without KG in the game, can Leon “The Show” Powe continue his...
Perkisabeast mood meter: Holding our breath
February 21, 2008 by
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Tireless beast lair correspondent Beef Stallone just spoke to a representative of Kendrick, who is getting an MRI on his left shoulder as we speak. The mood is tense here in the Beast Lair. This is not a development we like to see. If you are a god fearing person pray for Perk’...
I'm not going to write that Ray Allen should have been the MVP
February 19, 2008 by
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Even though I just did. Damn, imagine if the NBA wasn't a popularity contest. Wouldn't that be so cool?
Bill Simmons: "I only listen to rap played in Charlestown bars in 1999."
February 18, 2008 by
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This may be the most compelling evidence yet that ESPN's Bill Simmons is indeed lame. His astoundingly stupid response to this question begs the question - should he really be commentng on something he has no grasp on.
Big Baby Beats Back The Back Street Bad Boys - Boston funksyou Detroit 92-85
February 16, 2008 by
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The Funk’s On Me Bobble
In a game that was as uncompromisingly awesome as it was frustrating, Your Boston Celtics finally strangled the life out of the hapless hacks from Ann Arbor, The Detroit Pistons. Glen Davis was the difference maker, scoring his twenty points in only...
Perk is a Beast - Hits for Career High 24 as Celtics beat Knicks 109 - 93
February 10, 2008 by
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Yes, dear readers, salvation can come from Beaumont Texas. For your faithful followers Kendrick, tonight was a night of deep beastin’. The chairs pulled warm around the fire, The Crack Staff settled in for a nice mid day matinée, unaware of the mighty gifts you were about...
The Reason why Shaq is gonna Work in Phoenix
February 08, 2008 by
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“Hi, my name is Steve Nash and I create easy buckets for my teammates”
Consider this breakdown of Amare Stoudemire’s 16-19 night last year from True Hoop…
When Stoudemire went to work on his own the results were (productive possessions in bold):
A putback...
Shhh: Don’t tell anyone but Rondo is for REAL
February 08, 2008 by
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Experience Rondoism
From adversity always comes a little triumph and there’s probably nothing more exciting right now than the emergence of Rajon Rondo. You heard it hear first, we got the “Big Four”. Take a look at these numbers from the last five games without...
Take off you hosers
February 07, 2008 by
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“Get that shit out of here, eh.
Attention Canada. I’m talking to you Canada. Are you listening to me Canada? You will not win. You can keep sending your movie stars like William Shatner, and your rock n’ rollers like Bryan Adams, and your basketball teams with dinosaurs...
Frankly, we all lose.
February 05, 2008 by
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Outside of New York fans, who get a free pass because of geography, it is my personal opinion that we all lost something last night when Eli Manning’s wobbling duck landed softly in Plaxico Burress’ hands. We lost our one true chance to witness perfection.
Perfection...
Heartbreaking loss for us all
February 04, 2008 by
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Ouch
Today, millions of New England Patriots fans are remembering the most absolute truth about sports fandom. That it’s not about basking in the fruits of glorious victory, but coping with the pain of heartbreaking losses. We at Perkisabeast suffer with you as brothers in arms...
Thursday’s Links
February 03, 2008 by
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Herald
No defense for Celtics
Miss leaves Allen at a loss
Right time to take a back seat
Big Al’s 39 lifts Wolves over Suns
Globe
Celtics left seeing triple
Stars are aligned for Allen to make team
Garnett’s #1 goal not the vote
MetroWest Daily
Toronto takes...
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