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Feeling Minnesota
December 05, 2007 by
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Guess the bloom is off the rose in Minny for our former friends Ryan Gomes and Gerald Green.
What we're watching: Mayo wins War of the Rose but Tigers bite to the tip off the Trojans
December 05, 2007 by
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The stagehands may have settled their strike, but the theaters can stay dark, because the best show on Broadway last night was a remake of the War of The Rose, starring OJ Mayo. Or at least that's the way it was billed, as super hyped freshmen sensation OJ Mayo and his pack of...
Where the Knicks happen
December 04, 2007 by
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Video Montage to The Most Racist Organization in Professional Sports: The New York Knicks.
Tuesday in The Beast Lair - Celtics Win 80 - 70
December 04, 2007 by
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These are beatific times for the Crack Staff @ Perkisabeast.com. We are awash in the glory of our mighty green army, clouded in the hubris of Our Team's return to prominence, and we've been un-shy about our joyful aspirations. For this though, we have paid a heavy price.
Face it world we're just better than you: A perkisabeast commentary
December 04, 2007 by
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Yes, as some guy who was king once said, it's good to be the king. Or as the queen said, "If I had balls I'd be the king." But we do have balls Boston, big ones, and the rest of the world can polish em for us.
Preview and a pairing: Phillidelphia 76ers
December 04, 2007 by
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These are thin times in Thugsville. Since the extradition of A.I. to the mile high city, the 76ers have been relying on a cast of role players to lead their team. General manager and president Billy King has recently taken the fall for the lack of success in Philadelphia, and deservedly...
Beef Stallone Better Beware - Jennafa's Got a BF
December 04, 2007 by
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Barstool Sports has an interesting interaction with the obsessive boyfriend of Beef's would be girlfriend Eastie's finest Jennafa. Unfortunately, her jealous suitor is not a reader of perkisabeast, otherwise we might have to put Beef into protective custody
Sixers fire Billy King, possibly for ignoring Perkisabeast's sage advice
December 04, 2007 by
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What does it take to keep a job in the NBA these days? Billy King mires his team with bad contracts on untalented players and coaches, trades away the second best player in franchise history for pennies on the dollar, and fails to make any moves following three straight losing seasons...
Because who wouldn't want to be in Utah this time of year
December 04, 2007 by
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Looks like Gabe Pruitt took that midnight plane to Utah again, as the Celtics assignedhim back to the Utah Flash for another round of minor league cooking. Poor Gabe, he could be the toast of the town in LA had he stayed with USC, who coincidentally plays Memphis tonight, or sitting...
Stephon Marbury's father dies during Knicks loss
December 04, 2007 by
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Donald Marbury, the 69-year-old father of Stephon died yesterday after having to leave the Garden because of chest pains. The elder Marbury apparently died later on at St. Vincent's Hospital in the Village, according to the NY POST.
Attention big men of the NBA. Glen Davis will eat you if you try to mess with him in the paint
December 03, 2007 by
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Big Baby is putting the NBA on notice. I've shortened the article into two quotes so the fans from Orlando don't have to hurt their brains. They have trouble reading more than two sentences.
KG Guards Knee as Celts Defeat Miami 95-85
December 02, 2007 by
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In a dramatic move that sent shivers through the Beast Lair, Kevin Garnett played in last night's 95-85 victory with a brace on his left knee.
Beef Stallone and His Boys - A Perkisabeast.com Postgame Chat
November 09, 2007 by
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Maybe it was the virgin daiquiris at The Shamrock Foundation, maybe its the disarming earnestness, maybe it was just their way of avoiding Elliott Yamin - whatever it was Beef Stallone caught a quiet moment with his two new best friends, The Killer B's, Brandon Wallace and Brian...
Frankly, The Shamrock Foundation Has Us Flayed
November 07, 2007 by
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There was dinner, there was drinks, there was Beef Stallone stuck between Brian "Lance Armstrong Ain't Got Shit on My Cycling Skills" Scalabrine and the impressionable Brandon Wallace. We were, fortunately for her, unable to locate Jennafa for His Beefness. We did though...
Jesus Saves The Victory as The Celtics Remain Undefeated 98-95
November 05, 2007 by
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In that Northern Bastion of Anti-Americanism that is T-Dot, our savior Jesus Shuttlesworth dropped in the three ball with 2.6 left to help Celtics roll to an overtime victory over Jurassic Park Tie-Ins from Toronto. There was much rejoicing in the Beast Lair regardless of whether the...
Agent Zero Ain't Your Hero - KG, p2 and Jesus lead the C's to Victory 103-83
November 03, 2007 by
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Pre-game fireworks that nearly melted your face, the unveiling of the Red Auerbach parquet and four wardrobe changes by the Celtics dancers (including the tightest leather pants since Jim Morrison slithered around at the Whiskey A-Go-Go) were but a few of the highlights from this effervescent...
Quadrophenia: Perk's recent thigh troubles has the Beast Lair spinning in circles
October 25, 2007 by
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Go tell it on the banks of the Mystic, shout it from the concrete canyons of Boylston Street, and whisper it quietly in Bates Hall at the Boston Public Library. I'm officially concerned.
The recent troubles with our big men gives me great pause about the possibilities of a magical...
Perk Sits, Celts Lose 81-71 and the Pre-Season Rolls On
October 24, 2007 by
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Led by the stalwart low block bruiser Glen "Big Baby" Davis's 21 points and 6 rebounds, the Celtics lost to the Nets 82-71. We need the real to start quick, real quick. The whole team in suits thing is getting rather old.
The NBA sucks
October 23, 2007 by
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Marc Spears of the Boston Globe angers the Beast Lair with his insights into the league's reaction to the histrionics on display last night at MSG
The first rule of fight club is that you don't lose to the F'n Knicks
October 23, 2007 by
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I'm still angry about the game last night, which means I'm either completely insane, in need of some hobbies, or just plain pathetic. After all, we're talking about an exhibition game here right. None of what transpired last night actually counts so you could just as easily...
***NEWS FLASH***TOMMY CALLS BULLSHI-***NEWS FLASH
October 20, 2007 by
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At 10:32 left in the first quarter Tommy Heinsohn, deciding that a snubbing of his adopted hometown of Worcester by half of the NJ NETS squad was too much to handle uttered the following words
Somebody warn the Knicks!
October 15, 2007 by
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Even though it's pre-season, the Beast Lair will be there front and center for the Celtics first go around with our geographic and cultural rivals to the south. Let the blood feud begin.
Steak and cake diet doesn't work for Antoine Walker
October 12, 2007 by
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Old friend Ira "eating his words as we speak" Winderman says Pat Riley is fed up with Antoine Walker's lack of conditioning. Apparently, our old friend showed up at camp at 263 pounds.
"It's beyond irritating," Riley said before his team faced Atlanta...
A couple of Points about the Second Celtics PreSeason Game
October 11, 2007 by
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First and foremost: Perk is a beast. That much is certain and eternal. And yet everything is different about Kendrick this season. He moves quicker. He jumps higher. He moves with confidence. When he dribbles, the ground doesn't shake. He's light on his feet. We're now...
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