00:03:01: RT @gehrig38: Another reason why Tito is about as good as they come. The Posada situation, had it happened in Boston? NO ONE would have ...02:22:07: You may attempt to sidestep your emotions now, at least long e... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1220:36:12: @1863_project No suh. I met you and you don't sound condescending at all. :)20:37:46: @GlobeChadFinn...

01:05:47: @1863_project Dude, it's not easy to be that girl with guys...but it doesn't mean that no boy will ever fall for you. Just give it time.01:06:17: @1863_project Also you are not unattractive. And when that boy finally falls in love with you, as they should, it'll be well worth it!01:28:32: @shan_cake LOL THat was me in 10th grade too! Unfortunately gave me some...

01:09:00: @ADDsoulmate_ @martydogg Troll lo lo lo troll?? *doing it wrong*01:10:09: @1863_project Hey Troll Sister, Ain't that Mister Mister on the Troll?01:35:11: Parents are back from Jamaica. Try to have a conversation, my brother comes home buzzed and cannot STFU....lovely01:35:36: With my brother, EVERYTHING he does is the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR!02:23:20: Your subconscious...

00:51:51: RT @thebstiles: Holy ____. RT @ESPNStatsInfo: This yr will be the 1st NBA Final without Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant or Tim Duncan sinc ...02:23:07: Although you might be feeling more content today, your life is... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1219:29:07: @GlobeChadFinn Are we stuck in 2004 because I was going to ask if it'd be OK to place bets...

00:05:42: Why is it that everytime I see Hosmer's name, I think it says Homsar?02:22:42: You might be confused by your current optimism today, especial... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1217:48:46: Why is health insurance so goddamn complicated and annoying?!19:32:35: @littlestclouds Is this about Homsar...err Hosmer?22:04:19: @pinkberryoasis @Texas_Gal Lackey has...

00:07:24: @shanlizziesull The problem with a lot of women comics is that they try too hard to either be raunchy or too women-oriented.00:12:48: @shanlizziesull I hate raunchy male comics...a raunchy woman comic doesn't make any difference to me. Also I hate stereotypes00:15:48: @shanlizziesull For me, comedy is more about observation, wit, timing and context. No matter the type...

02:21:51: You want to demonstrate your compassion, but your actions migh... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1221:06:56: @shelley1005 I don't care for Papelbon but I refuse to boo unless if they are terrible terrible people21:15:49: @GlobeChadFinn If GMs made moves according to fan outcry, those teams would be so far below .500 it wouldn't even be funny21:30:18: @spacemnkymafia...

02:23:11: Your creative process receives an energetic boost today when t... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1202:31:00: Words cannot describe my disdain for that goddamn Lady Antebellum song "Need You Now" and my sister keeps playing it02:31:14: PE*URSIEHRLESIUFJILESHLIESJLESJFIJES:FIJES:JE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE02:33:54: Oh thank god, she finally stopped02...

02:18:29: @MadSports8 True story -- for the longest time my friend didn't know Jeter was biracial and thought he was just addicted to tanning02:19:44: @TrippingOlney if you do, can you tell us what he answers for how many colors are in Tim McCarver's hairpiece?02:21:24: It's challenging to stand up for yourself now, especially if a... More for Pisces http://twittascope...

02:20:22: You may find yourself exploring new financial territory today,... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1217:46:38: One of the newbs that works with me is from Brazil originally. I am jellis.18:40:25: That kind of placement that Span had was just unlucky for Wake18:44:05: The Twins are doing well against Wake because their offense sucks. Suckier the hitter, better...

00:59:28: @1863_project Jed would totally pitch01:03:58: @1863_project unrelated but I'm drawing a Legend of Zelda parody featuring Jed Lowrie...I need help with characters, sages, etc.01:07:25: @1863_project well Zelda or Link could be Jed...not sure who the counterpart is and whose Ganon (not Scutaro)01:11:59: @yeahthereshewas Rain delay. Very very long rain delay.01:13:27...

00:39:44: I've come to the conclusion if I ever get a big fluffy brown dog, I'm gonna name him/her Sweetums.00:52:29: I just realized that those college idiots who were acting like jackasses last night were likely not even in middle school around 9/1100:53:44: Granted, the sentiment is a great one but I just am like "Do you even remember ANYTHING from then?" (no...

00:37:42: RT @richarddeitsch: I can't stop looking at this incredible photo from @nytimes: http://jc.is/mQSGw4 (via @seywarddarby)02:20:10: If you have plans for the week, you might not want to change t... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1203:09:01: @spacemnkymafia and a free sub too!12:01:53: RT @AmyKNelson: #SFGiants Manny Burriss, a DC native, drove w his dad...

02:22:03: Many people believe that material abundance begins with having... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1202:29:58: how di di miss this fact?: JD Drew plays World of Warcraft?! http://www.complex.com/video-games/2011/03/curt-schilling-interview02:39:08: I gotta work a fuckign ass shift tomorrow (11-6 on a non summer day Sunday...I may ask to leave early if it'...

02:19:34: You may be tempted to make an impulse purchase today, but this... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1216:08:23: @GlobeChadFinn I like Jack Edwards but for what he is: an overexcited homer who is amusing to listen to.18:20:27: @maggiesox I thought that was Foreigner who did that song18:22:09: RT @TBritton_Projo: With Doug Fister on the mound, just be happy Chip...

02:19:51: You may feel unsettled today because you know something is abo... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1203:37:50: @cornerinfielder I always kinda felt for Harry...nobody will give a **** when HE gets married just cuz of damn birth order03:40:21: @TrippingOlney what is a wedding like while high? I imagine it looks like the lovechild of Jesus and Jerry Garcia03:41...

02:20:13: You cannot hide your true intentions now that the Moon is in y... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1207:00:09: @yeahthereshewas lol I did that a couple weeks ago13:54:04: @maggiesox That's the problem w/ wearing paintings as dresses -- bad taste and it looks like you shot a sofa and took its upholstery.14:00:50: @justjohnsonya Just caught up with tweets...

00:06:54: I think GameStop is making me wanna use my card more...friggin Ken Griffey Jr autographed ball is at 75,000 pts! D: I only have 9,31700:07:36: Also has a LOT of Phillies stuff for rewards00:30:08: We're men...we're men in tights...we roam around the forest lookin' for fights!00:34:13: @littlestclouds I've been watching a lot of Mel Brooks movies lately haha...

02:19:52: You want an emotional connection now that has real meaning, bu... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1211:41:02: @shelley1005 Tek cuz Mikey will be saved by either Cora or a network of superfans...or both13:51:33: I think my boss is TRYING to make me quit now13:55:43: I seriously just need a new job18:14:35: I think I'm gonna try to do my "Best Player...

00:02:30: @1863_project Happy Birthday Stephz0rz! If I could, I'd take you to Camden Yards on Tuesday night but alas I'm without moolah for now02:18:32: You are easily enamored with your own fantasies today as the M... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1219:12:24: A must see for any Mel Brooks fan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BLrVTouG8&feature=related ...

00:39:30: @TrippingOlney Can I be a part? Official illustrator or something?00:41:34: The B's/Habs game attacked their weak point for massive damage #whyESPNisdown00:42:16: @shanlizziesull The photographer was Mr. Met00:48:34: @TrippingOlney Who'll be your ombudsman? Shaq?02:18:39: Although there are still opportunities available, you feel the... More for Pisces http://twittascope...

00:05:47: @TheGarfoose Thank you for getting that song stuck in my head again...I just got it out this morning01:22:20: @littlestclouds Actually you'd get more supporters than you think.01:30:05: @littlestclouds Yeah. A lot of Boston fans are really sick of Papelbon's **** (though he's been pitching well lately so idk) including me01:30:48: @littlestclouds I don't...

00:53:01: RT @TrippingOlney: THE BASERUNNING IN THIS RED SOX GAME IS A TRIPPING BUSTER FANTASY.00:57:42: @ouieriksson He claims his glove got stuck when he was doing a fistpump...I understand silly things happen but I wanna believe the bird02:17:33: It seems as if someone's trying to make you feel guilty, espec... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1215:40:08: @littlestclouds...

02:18:43: You could become interested in new ways to make money as enric... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=1212:56:49: Just saw a little girl in the mall dressed in one of those kiddie Spiderman suits. So damn cute!15:41:08: I wish there were the colors of girls clothing (along the lines of bright and bold) were on men's clothing a bit more. I like bright colors...

01:53:15: So thinking about going for a Master's Degree in either Film/TV or Broadcast Communications. School is in San Fran. Thoughts?01:54:18: A lot of courses are online too so I can work from home.01:55:26: @cornerinfielder Academy of Art University...I'm only looking at it and have some dialogue w/ an advisor to take a look. Still unsure tho.02:00:17: @cornerinfielder...