RideThePine.com interprets an outburst from Lou Holtz and a kiss that a Broncos fan may not remember tomorrow.
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Someone went HAM at the tailgate.
How smug is this Giants fan after stealing this kiss? Almost makes up for his douchey blue hair.
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CBS [annoying] football analyst Phil Simms was demonstrating how New York Giants fumble-prone running back David Wilson should hold a football when being surrounded by defensive players.
Serial-Killer blinking is optional.
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Chicago Bears defensive back Charles Tillman not only stops opposing teams from scoring but he saves reporters from becoming roadkill by giant moving cameras. Our friends at BeerMugSports reported on this story earlier today, in which FOX sideline reporter Laura Okmin was rescued by Tillman. Lady driving the crane is ruthless, not slowing down for a second.
Week 2 of the 2013 NFL Season features Eli Manning and his New York Giants hosting brother Peyton Manning and his Denver Broncos.
It didn’t take long for Eli to break out a “Manning Face.” This was after a big Broncos first quarter reception.
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At least I think he was defending University of Texas football coach Mack Brown or he was just upset at Tweety bird again.
Fast forward to the 2:30 mark, ESPN’s Mark May and Lou Holtz argue over whether Brown should be fired as the head football coach of the University of Texas. Rece Davis, playing the judge in this segment called “Final Verdict,” sides with May which sends...
At last night’s World Series of Fighting 5 held in Atlantic City, NJ, Rolles Gracie was knocked out by Derrick Mehmen. It was one of the funniest MMA knockouts ever. Gracie was so floored by the Mehmen’s right hook that he turned his back and slowly crumbled to the ground.
Dude, that is Ric Flair’s gimmick.
Here is video of the event. Start at the 8:00 mark.
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Jason Garrett, creep mode.
Dude kind of looks like the cop from Terminator 2. Just much creepier.
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ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported this morning on the early edition of Sportscenter that in an effort to ensure safety during tonight’s Sunday Night Football game between the Seahawks and 49ers, Seattle police will rely on a trolling strategy.
Seattle PD will place officers in 49ers jerseys and clothing throughout the stadium to see how people will respond.
I hope those officers...
Tiger Woods was penalized 2 strokes after his ball moved while he was removing loose impediment in the woods on the 1st hole during the 2nd round of the 2013 BMW Championship. The interesting part about the penalty is that it was assessed after someone reported the infraction and Woods was not aware of it until he completed his round. Here is the twist, no one in Tiger’s group...
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The relationship between Justin Bieber and boxing champion Floyd “Money” Mayweather will add a new chapter on Saturday as Bieber will walk Mayweather to the ring in his anticipated matchup with Canelo Alvarez.
The 19 year-old pop star first appeared with Mayweather last year during a unanimous victory over Miguel Cotto. Biebs carried some of Mayweather’s championship belts...
I sure do love me some cheerleaders in the rain.
I think it may be impossible to top what the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders did back in 2011, but the New England Patriots cheerleaders gave it their all during a rainy second half in their 13-10 victory over the Jets.
How many times will you watch this? Comment below. I’m at 31, 32…
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You wouldn’t expect the worst baseball team in the National League to have highly skilled fans, would you? The Miami Marlins are 36 games below .500 and their fans are also taking it below the .500 mark too. See what I did there…never mind.
The Atlanta Braves Evan Gattis hit a monster home run in Marlins Park that hit a fan, attempting to catch the ball, right in the nuts....
Welcome to Bottom 5
Editor’s Note – We are proud to welcome Tony Granieri as our first contributor to Ride The Pine. Tony has a unique background in sports. He is a former writer for ESPN.com (never heard of it) and currently over the past ten years has worked as the Talent Spotter for Monday Night Football.
What does that mean? He is the guy right off the camera tracking...
Dude with the glasses = mastermind/cameraman
Dude with the dreads = purchased the drill
Check your walls, EA. The dudes are looking to see this…
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Actually, Tyson Jackson showed the television audience too much butt-crack for ANY week of the season. Jackson was the victim of being pants by Jacksonville’s Brad Meester.
Loving the new Jaguars blocking scheme, can’t wait for Week 7 when they start implementing dick punches.
GIF Source: [Deadspin]
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The New England Patriots barely squeaked out a victory over the Buffalo Bills in Week 1 of the 2013 NFL Season. One of the biggest highlights of the game was these Bills fans who showed up in orange jailhouse jumpsuits with “Hernandez 81″ spray painted on the back.
Game. Set. Match. Bills.
The fans in the jumpsuits were 10 Canadian men who claimed to be correction and police...
RideThePine.com investigates the most insane and dumbest predictions of the 2013 NFL season.
#5 – Multiple websites predict Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will win MVP.
#4 – Warren Sapp predicts that Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill with break Dan Marino’s 1984 Dolphins passing record of 5,084 yards.
#3 – Michael Irvin predicts that Dez Bryant will...
Rapper Eminem made an appearance in the broadcast booth with Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit during halftime of the Michigan – Notre Dame game.
Eminem was there to promote a new single, Berzerk, and that he will be part of the opening for Saturday night college football on ESPN/ABC.
Eminem pretended to “freak out” on live TV and also claimed that he selected Musburger to...
The Boston Red Sox posted this picture on Instagram today of a three-foot tall cigar shop Indian that has been traveling with the team recently. Jonny Gomes talked about the statue in a recent diary post on ESPN.
Jake Peavy picked up a good luck charm for us in San Francisco with a three-foot tall cigar store Indian. He went with us to Los Angeles and is home here with us. He brought...
It’s the first game of the year and Broncos linebacker Danny Trevathan seems to have forgotten that you need to carry the football INTO the end zone for it to count as a touchdown. After making a great play to intercept Joe Flacco in the 4th quarter, Trevathan dropped the football in a premature touchdown celebration. The ball rolled out of the end zone and resulted in a touchback...
You probably hated me when you read that headline but guess what, you love me now.
Football is back! The season started off sketchy with Ryan Seacrest and a lighting delay but the first game of the year between the Denver Broncos and Baltimore Ravens turned into an exciting game.
Although, nothing was more exciting than the full moon that appeared in the 3rd quarter.
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Pre-game party takes place in Baltimore with a sweaty Keith Urban. Game played in Denver - 1690.62 miles away.
Ryan Seacrest is the first person on the field.
Severe lighting storm delays kickoff.
Worst. Season. Ever. See what happens when you start a season without Tim Tebow?
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RideThePine.com investigates the greatest preseason coaching move in the history of football.
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