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If Michael Jordan's basketball stats were converted into BASEBALL stats, they would read as follows:
185 games played, .302 batting average, 29 home runs, 91 RBI's, 115 runs scored, 26 steals, 32 strikeouts.
Don't believe me? Check out this card (Only the back is shown below, click on the link to view the front and read the full article).
If Michael Jordan's basketball stats were converted into BASEBALL stats, they would read as follows:
July 05, 2008 by
RotoEvil
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185 games played, .302 batting average, 29 home runs, 91 RBI's, 115 runs scored, 26 steals, 32 strikeouts.
Don't believe me? Check out this card (Only the back is shown below, click on the link to view the front and read the full article).
5 Reasons why Baron & Brand will be Clippers
I don't have any inside info, but I can feel it: Baron & Brand are going to be teaming up for the L.A. Clippers next season.
In a surprise move, both Baron Davis and Elton Brand opted out of their contracts on Monday, making both superstars unrestricted free agents.
I...
Does this blockbuster equation make sense to you?
In case you haven't heard this blockbuster trade of epic proportions:
Kevin Love + Mike Miller + Brian Cardinal + Jason Collins for OJ Mayo + Marko Jaric + Antoine Walker + Greg Buckner.
WOW!
My initial reaction is that Minnesota made a sweet deal and Memphis got fleeced...
The easy joke here would be to say that Brad Davis was flaming...
Or, at least, his balls were flaming. But I am not going to go there, because that is not how I roll.
Brad Davis was just a product of the times, a times that just happened to involve short shorts, mustaches, flaming basketballs, and cowboy hats. And let's face it ? we were...
Kevin McHale puts his socks on just like you or I. Except much, MUCH dorkier.
And with a dumb smile on his face, as if to say, "I'm a big goon with huge white tube socks that have the NBA logo on them! Women want to sex me up! Can you believe it? My arms are long enough to reach my gargantuan legs! Look!"
Top Heavyweight Fighters (AKA Guys Kimbo Needs to Beat to Prove Himself)
May 29, 2008 by
RotoEvil
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Here are 6 of the top Heavyweight fighters in the world (keep them in mind when watching Kimbo Slice this weekend).
Fedor Emelianenko (27-1), Aleksander Emelianenko (13-3), Ben Rothwell (29-5), Josh Barnett (22-5), Andrei Arlovski (12-5), and Tim Sylvia (24-4) have beaten some of...
Dunks + 3's + Steals + Blocks - Fouls = ???
(Here is my follow-up article to the '07-08 Slam Dunk stats). Which players throw down lots of dunks, but still have solid 3-point range? Which players rack up steals and blocks, but don't commit a ton of fouls? The ones with the most Divergent Skills of course!
The "...
The Best MULLET Ever!
Hey, world! I'm Dwayne Schintzius. I am a seven-foot tall Russian who is actually from Florida, and I have the worst mullet in the history of the universe. DEAL WITH IT. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to lace up my size 27 Converse and play some suffocating defense...
2007-08 Slam Dunk Stats (Overall Leaders, Most by Rookies, Most by Players Under 6'4, etc.)
May 08, 2008 by
RotoEvil
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To the surprise of no one, D-Howard, Amare & Chandler led the NBA in dunks this past season. But what about everyone else? All 353 NBA players who recorded at least 1 dunk in '07-08 are listed below.
I have included a few special categories as well: Most Dunks per Game...
Vote for your Favorite NBA Announcers
The 7 categories are: Favorite Play-by-play Man, Favorite Color Analyst (Coach), Favorite Color Analyst (Player), Favorite Sideline Reporter (Female), Favorite Sideline Reporter (Male), Favorite Broadcast Trio, and Most Annoying.
Who deserves praise? Who deserves to get fired?
Fav 5 Emcee = J-Live (AKA Enough about Jay-Z & Soulja Boy already!)
If you're tired of all this Jay-Z/ Soulja Boy talk, perhaps you should listen to 1 of my 5 favorite emcees who is mad slept on... J-Live!
Once upon a time there was a brotha named Kastro...
Top 10 Duos for Fantasy Hoops
Allen Iverson & Carmelo Anthony come in at #6, but they're not even Denver's top duo…
Here are my Top 10 same team Dynamic Duos for the '07-08 fantasy basketball season.
The 1st player in NBA history to wear Eye Black during a game
April 12, 2008 by
RotoEvil
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NBA State Tournament - Championship Round!
I designed an NBA State Tournament to figure out which states are producing the best players. 15 matchups later and we're down the Final 2 teams.
California w/ Baron, Kidd, Pierce, Prince, Arenas & Chandler vs. North & South Carolina w/ CP3, Jesus, T-Mac, Jamison, West...
Politics in the Olympics - Let's go back 40 years
Before I speak my mind on the 2008 Beijing Olympics, let's go back 40 years, to 1968.
The Vietnam War was still going on and anti-war protests were running rampant all around the world. The Civil Rights Movement also reached a violent apex: Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated...
What would you change about your Fantasy Basketball rules?
Contemplate your fantasy league rules for a minute. I doubt they're perfect, so what would you change?
Frankly, I think Yahoo's standard Head-to-Head rules are garbage. I apologize if you are offended by that statement, but I believe the overall fantasy basketball experience...
8 Players Who Deserve More Props
April 06, 2008 by
RotoEvil
| 62 comments
Peja Stojakovic, JR Smith, Monta Ellis, Chauncey Billups, Antawn Jamison, Hedo Turkoglu, Shane Battier, and Andre Miller are having spectacular seasons.
It's time to show them some love!
NBA Final Four - North + South Carolina vs. Pennsylvania + Maryland
The Carolinas squad won the South region thanks to CP3, Jesus, T-Mac, Jamison, and D-West.
Pennsylvania + Maryland won the East region and is led by Kobe, Sheed, Rip, Durant, and Gay.
Who will win and advance to the Championship? View the matchup and vote by April 9th!
NBA Final Four - California vs. Illinois
Cali won the West region thanks to Baron, Kidd, Arenas, Pierce, Prince, and TC.
Illinois won the Midwest region and boasts D-Wade, Iguodala, Maggette, and KG.
Who will win and advance to the Championship? View the matchup and vote by April 9th!
Better NBA Ballers: Louisiana + Mississippi vs. North & South Carolina
LA + MS has Monta, Big Al, Granger, and Mo Williams. NC + SC has CP3, Jesus, T-Mac, Jamison and David West. Who will win?
These 2 teams are facing off in my NBA State Tournament to see who represents the West Region in the Final 4. Click to view the matchups and vote for which...
Better NBA Ballers: New York + Connecticut vs. Pennsylvania + Maryland
March 23, 2008 by
RotoEvil
| 4 comments
NY + CT has Artest, Odom, Camby, Gordon, and Skip to my Lou. PA + MD has Kobe, Rip, Gay, Durant, and Sheed. Who will win?
These 2 teams are facing off in my NBA State Tournament to see who represents the West Region in the Final 4. Click to view the matchups and vote for which...
Better NBA Ballers: Illinois vs. Ohio + Indiana
Illinois has KG, D. Wade, Iguodala, and Maggette.
Ohio + Indiana has LeBron, Redd, Kev-Mart, and Conley.
LeBron + 2 excellent shooters is a nice recipe, but if anyone can take them out, it's KG, Wade, and Iggy. Who will win?
These 2 teams are facing off in my NBA State...
Better NBA Ballers: California vs. Texas
California has Baron, Kidd, Arenas, Pierce, and Tyson Chandler.
Texas has Shaq, Bosh, Deron Williams, Aldridge, and Rashard Lewis.
This is a tough one. Texas has a powerful frontline, but Cali has stellar guard play. Who will win?
These 2 teams are facing off in my NBA State...
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