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Yes, There Is A World Champion of Burping
August 19, 2009 by
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Like the video says, everyone has a talent, this guy's just talent just happens to be simultaneously incredibly awesome and amazingly vulgar. Paul Hunn is the world champion of burping. This man can burp so loud, its equal to standing next to a running chainsaw or a guitar amp...
One of These Things is Not Like the Other
August 19, 2009 by
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So here is a list: Jim Brown. Ernie Davis, Donovan McNabb and wait for it.... wait...GREG PAULUS?That's right folks, albeit a day late which I believe should be forgiven due to yesterday's wall to wall Favregasm, Greg Paulus was named the starting QB at Syracuse University...
Antonio Pitalua Makes Jose Reyes Go Boom Biddy Bye Bye
August 18, 2009 by
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It's hard to argue with the contention that Antonio Pitalua's devastating knockout of Jose Reyes (Sorry, not the Met) is probably the best of the year. Best Boxing Knockout of the Year - Watch more Funny VideosI jumped out of my chair and yelled "Oh my god!" when...
Senior Pound A Punk Day Is A Raging Success
August 18, 2009 by
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Don't let those gay senior bowlers fool you. They may seem happy and harmless as they search for something to do besides talking about the old days and ******** themselves but cross them and they'll get all Jesus on that ass. A 16 year old kid found that out the hard way when...
The Nationals Sign Stephen Strasburg
August 17, 2009 by
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$15 million is all it took for the Washington Nationals to sign the #1 pick of the 2009 draft, Stephen Strasburg. The "greatest pitching prospect ever" is now a National and, if the Nats keep going at the rate they are now, he might even be joined by high school phenom Bryce...
Online Bookie Pays Out Big on Tiger's Win...Wait, He Lost?
August 17, 2009 by
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Irish online sports betting site Paddy Power lost a bit of money over the weekend when they decided to pay out over $2 million in wagers on Tiger Woods to win the PGA Championship on Saturday...before he even teed off for round 3. This, obviously, did not work out so well for the betting...
Kyle Orton Doesn't Waste Any Time Endearing Himself To Bronco Fans
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No Man Cave Is Complete Without This
August 17, 2009 by
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Some enterprising nerd alcoholic out there has brought together videogames and booze to create the ArKeg "Drink n Game" system. What the hell does that mean? Well it means you have a customizable arcade cabinet with a kegerator built inside of it there at the bottom. With...
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August 17, 2009 by
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It's over. The hell with war or climate change. The animal revolution has already begun. The flesh-eating robots and plants aren't far behind. Kiss your loved ones goodbye because we're ******. What?Overdramatic? Us?
Brett Farve And Italian Foreplay Are Your New Punchlines
August 17, 2009 by
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Brett Favre stories are like Bebe's kids. They don't die, they multiply. Every time they seem to fade away, they come back thanks to someone in Minnesota called Unnamed Source. When I find Unnamed Source, I'll make sure he never spreads any rumors again. Until then, we...
The Return of the Dog Slayer
August 14, 2009 by
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Today, the City of Brotherly Love introduced a brother who recently has been loved dearly in the joint. And of course with the announcement that the Eagles signed Michael Vick, the Worldwide Leader went to Plaid implementing wall-to-wall coverage featuring a nationwide polling orgy...
Michael Phelps Should Just Stop Driving
August 14, 2009 by
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Olympic God and personal disaster Michael Phelps has crashed his car into another car on Thursday night. I'm beginning to wonder why, with all his money, he just doesnt get a driver in a car with heavily tinted windows (to hide the bong use of course). This is the second traffic...
Redskins Offense Is Unproductive...In Other News, The Sun Is Still Quite Hot
August 13, 2009 by
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Shocker that the Redskins were shut out of their first preseason game of the 2009-2010 season, 23-0, just a shocker. I mean, when you have one of the most unproductive offenses last season and just pray that the players you have get better...well this is what you're going to get...
Trevor Bell Says Get Out Of This Inning, You F**king Mime
August 13, 2009 by
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There's nothing more endearing than an alcoholic clown unless it's an alcoholic clown played by Bobcat Goldwaith. Unfortunately there won't be a Shakes the Clown II: Electric Boogaloo. No more mime beatdowns, kids. Luckily, we have the second generation spawn of Bozo the...
Kenny Williams Can't Catch A Break
August 11, 2009 by
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Yesterday, not only did Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams win a waiver wire claim for Toronto Blue Jays OF Alex Rios costing his team $60 million, he also got ticketed for jaywalking. That is $56 out of his own pocket right there all for not trying to find a street corner before...
Play Lacrosse And Your Could Die
August 11, 2009 by
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Death by a sudden blow to the chest, thus stopping the heart, is the cause of 43% of the deaths in Lacrosse games. That stat is 2x greather than in baseball, about 15x greater than in football, 20x greater than in soccer, and 54x greater than for softball. In other words, if you get...
Being A Raven's Like Being Snoop Dogg
August 07, 2009 by
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Coach Snoop the Great "stay ready so he don't got to get ready". Check out Snoop's presser from Ravens training camp.Fo sheezy my neezy indeed. The Browns will probably respond by bringing in Soulja Boy to support Coach Mangina. They need another soldier to replace...
The Manchester City Spending Spree Has Gone Off The Rails
August 05, 2009 by
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From a Deuce reader:Man City to make GBP50m bid for Newcastle United supportersPremier League billionaires Manchester City have today launched anaudacious bid for the entire fan base of recently relegated NewcastleUnited. The unexpected move has come as part of City's plans to...
Antonio Cromartie Is Down A Couple Sprewells Thanks To Twitter
August 05, 2009 by
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The inevitable crackdown on Twitter use by NFL players and personnel has begun with the Packers and Dolphins banning use of it from "pre-game warmups to the end of the game". Similar bans elsewhere have created stupid situations such as in San Diego. Antonio Cromartie was...
Charles Rogers And Rashaan Salaam Want To Know What The Problem Is
August 05, 2009 by
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Rashaan Salaam's name should become a verb the next time a professional athlete admits to smoking weed every day. "Player X rashaan salaamed himself out the league." Former Lion Charles Rogers gets us one step closer to sweet verbdom with his admission that he smoked...
Wanna See A Kid Hit A Cycle of Home Runs?
August 04, 2009 by
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With the first pick of the 2016 draft, the Washington Nationals select...this kid. This 10 year old kid hit 2 solo home runs, a 2 run homer, a 3 run homer and a grand slam to do the unthinkable and hit a cycle of home runs. Absolutely insane and an extremely rare event. Check it out...
Fantasy Camp With Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard
August 04, 2009 by
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The guys at Funny or Die have another video featuring an all star lineup. This time, Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard show a guy what every day life as a major leaguer is like with his MLB Fantasy Camp experience. Love the Prince karaoke.
UT Wild Boys Strike A Pose
August 04, 2009 by
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Where to begin with this? Why exactly is the football team posing with its shirt off in front of a Lamborghini? I mean I realize its a photo shoot, but what magazine/calendar/etc are they shooting for? I can't imagine the everyday UT fan wants to see this? Why do some of the players...
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August 04, 2009 by
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Randball does the math and figures out that Lendale White stopped drinking 1,000 shots of tequila to get slim. Damn, the man can put it away.
The Ode To Favre
August 04, 2009 by
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Here's a skewering look at the media's involvement in the Favre retirement/unretirement story, one that basically blames the media for why we all pretty much hate Brett Favre now. You know like 80% of you do hate him now. Anyway, enjoy.Via Wondershot LLC
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