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Where will Donovan McNabb end up?
Where Will Donovan McNabb End Up?
The Donovan McNabb experiment clearly didn’t work out in Washington, as the veteran quarterback was constantly undermined by coach Mike Shanahan and his son Kyle, who serves as the team’s offensive coordinator. It got so bad that the Shanahans decided to start Rex Grossman for the final three games of [...]
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May 10, 2011
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May 10, 2011
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Could Ingram fall in the draft?
Those making their NFL football predictions at BetUs know that the NFL season is in dire straits as it doesn’t look like the lockout is going to end anytime soon, but we still have the draft in late April in New York City, for now anyway. One of the biggest stories of the draft could [...]
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April 06, 2011
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April 06, 2011
Boilermakers, Orangemen, Gators top list of sleepers
If you’re examining the NCAA basketball predictions by BetUs, you’ll likely find that many are experts are picking Kansas, Ohio State and Duke to cut down the nets in Houston, but what about the underdogs? Picking darkhorses is a staple of March Madness, and here is who we think will offer you some good value.
Purdue
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March 05, 2011
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March 05, 2011
Boilermakers, Orangemen, Gators top list of sleepers
If you’re examining the NCAA basketball predictions by BetUs, you’ll likely find that many are experts are picking Kansas, Ohio State and Duke to cut down the nets in Houston, but what about the underdogs? Picking darkhorses is a staple of March Madness, and here is who we think will offer you some good value.
Purdue
The [...]
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March 05, 2011
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March 05, 2011
Boilermakers, Orangemen, Gators top list of sleepers
If you’re examining the NCAA basketball predictions by BetUs, you’ll likely find that many are experts are picking Kansas, Ohio State and Duke to cut down the nets in Houston, but what about the underdogs? Picking darkhorses is a staple of March Madness, and here is who we think will offer you some good value.
Purdue
The [...]
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March 05, 2011
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March 05, 2011
Boilermakers, Orangemen, Gators top list of sleepers
If you’re examining the NCAA basketball predictions by BetUs, you’ll likely find that many are experts are picking Kansas, Ohio State and Duke to cut down the nets in Houston, but what about the underdogs? Picking darkhorses is a staple of March Madness, and here is who we think will offer you some good value.
Purdue
The [...]
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March 05, 2011
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March 05, 2011
Local man gets slightly carried away in defense of Tom Brady’s haircut
BOSTON — A local man was slightly embarrassed Saturday evening when he became a bit too vocal about how much he likes Tom Brady’s long hair.
Rocco DiMarino, 33, of South Boston, was out for some drinks with a couple of buddies at O’Callahan’s Saturday when the talk inevitable turned to the Patriots and Brady’s hair, [...]
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September 26, 2010
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September 26, 2010
Andy Reid to start Kevin Kolb on fantasy team
JACKSONVILLE — In a surprise decision, a visibly concerned Andy Reid has announced that he’ll be starting Kevin Kolb as his second quarterback in his fantasy game today, and leaving Michael Vick on the bench for his team.
“I just feel like Kevin is going to give my team the best chance to win,” said Reid, [...]
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September 26, 2010
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September 26, 2010
Boras demands contract extension for Strasburg
WASHINGTON, DC — According to SSNN sources, the Washington Nationals have been contacted by uber-agent Scott Boras, who is demanding a contract extension for injured pitcher Steven Strasburg.
“You gotta strike while the iron is hot,” Boras said. “That’s the way the game works. And there’s nobody out there getting more attention right now than Steven [...]
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August 30, 2010
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August 30, 2010
Manhattan social services rescues infant child from incompetent fantasy owner father
MANHATTAN — When Emmitt Adelson and his wife Kim had a daughter recently, they named her Michelle. It was a moment of joy for both of them and their families. However, the joy surrounding the birth turned to tragedy Tuesday when Manhattan Social Services took their child away, based on a rare clause in the [...]
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April 28, 2010
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April 28, 2010
Crowd wondering who that white dude next to Michael Jordan is
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Attendees at the 2009 Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Friday, to a person, had no idea who the white guy holding up a jersey with the name “Stockton” is. Further confusion was summarily generated by the fact that none of the Hall’s inductees seemed perturbed by the fact that a [...]
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September 11, 2009
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September 11, 2009
“Experts” unable to clarify exactly what Vick would do with Pats
FOXBORO, MA—As questions swirl about the future of disgraced quarterback Mike Vick, numerous so-called experts and analysts have speculated that Vick will sign with the Patriots, despite the team having an offense that relies heavily on its passing game and already having all-pro Tom Brady.
“Vick needs an image makeover,” said Pardon the Interruption host Tony [...]
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August 09, 2009
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August 09, 2009
Ozzie Guillen throws perfect temper tantrum
CHICAGO, IL—Players and clubhouse reporters could hardly have known Thursday afternoon when they filed into the White Sox locker room that they were about to witness baseball history. When asked by a reporter his opinion about division rival Minnesota Twins, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen launched into a litany of curses, insults, and defamatory [...]
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July 23, 2009
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July 23, 2009
Kobe Bryant using ‘Send this story to a friend’ feature to inform Shaq of Lakers off-season moves
LOS ANGELES, CA—It wasn’t so long ago that saying good-bye to a friend moving to the other side of the country meant saying good-bye forever. Thanks to the internet, however, keeping in touch couldn’t be easier—and one L.A. Laker in particular is reaping its benefits.
“I just like keeping guys in the loop,” said an unusually [...]
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July 21, 2009
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July 21, 2009
Tim Lincecum skips post-game interviews to see “Harry Potter”
ST. LOUIS, MO—Immediately following his removal after the 2nd inning during a rather disappointing performance in last night’s All-Star Game, Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum prematurely left Busch Stadium to watch a midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
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“Yeah, I know that the NL lost again,” said Lincecum earlier...
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July 14, 2009
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July 14, 2009
Sosa: “See, that corked bat thing doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
CHICAGO, IL—Amid revelations that he tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, Sammy Sosa took the opportunity yesterday to address different allegations, specifically those that arose after he was discovered using a corked bat during a game in 2003.
“My reputation took a big hit after that corked bat incident,” Sosa told SSNN through an interpreter, [...]
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June 17, 2009
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June 17, 2009
Crosby complains that Stanley Cup is too heavy
PITTSBURGH, PA — Given that his Pittsburgh Penguins have won the NHL championship and reclaimed the Stanley Cup, one would think that Sidney Crosby would be pretty happy these days. One would be wrong.
“I feel pretty good about winning the Stanley Cup,” Crosby said. “But it’s soooooo heavy. The thing weighs like 40 pounds. What’s [...]
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June 16, 2009
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June 16, 2009
Sidney Crosby removes wax beard
DETROIT, MI—Flushed with excitement after his team’s 2-1 victory over the Red Wings Friday night, Sidney Crosby joyously removed the small wax beard and mustache that he had been wearing for the past two months. Speaking to reporters in the Penguins’ locker room, Crosby expressed relief to be free from the artificial hair Penguins management [...]
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June 16, 2009
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June 16, 2009
Detroit to commit suicide if Red Wings don’t win Stanley Cup
DETROIT, MI—In a 10-month span that witnessed the collapse of its vaunted car industry, a continued stay as the nation’s most dangerous city, and an 0-16 Lions season, it seemed that the city of Detroit would finally have something to cheer about when the Red Wings took a 2-0 over the Pittsburgh Penguins in the [...]
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June 12, 2009
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June 12, 2009
Local 12-year-olds disappointed by lack of Kobe-LeBron Final
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KINGSBURY, NY—Local 12-year-olds Howard Harrison and Damien Shingwel announced today their disappointment that this year’s much-anticipated, much-hyped potential NBA Finals matchup between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Los Angeles Lakers would not come to fruition. Speaking from the basement in Harrison’s parent’s home, the pair stated their...
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June 03, 2009
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June 03, 2009
Favre: no plans to retire from being mental pain in the ass every spring
HATTIESBURG, MS — After a disappointing run with the New York Jets in 2008, retired quarterback Brett Favre is flirting with the Minnesota Vikings in an attempt to resurrect his once great career of screwing around with the minds of NFL fans.
In an exclusive off-camera interview with ESPN’s Rachel Nichols, Favre admitted that he [...]
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May 08, 2009
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May 08, 2009
Manny Ramirez busted for juicing
LOS ANGELES — Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games under the league’s substance abuse policy after reports have surfaced that he’s been injecting himself with various fruit juices over the last several months.
According to reports, Ramirez heard about the “juicing” going on around baseball and started to try it himself, injecting himself daily [...]
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May 07, 2009
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May 07, 2009
Sidney Crosby upset because all the hats on the ice hurt his vagina
WASHINGTON, DC — Alex Ovechkin put the puck in the net for his third goal Monday and the hats started to pour down from all the reaches of the Verizon Center in Washington, DC, and all of a sudden, Sidney Crosby’s vagina started to hurt so bad.
“All of a sudden, it was like my vagina [...]
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May 05, 2009
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May 05, 2009
Matthew Stafford flees to Canada to avoid playing for Detroit Lions
NEW YORK, NY—Shortly after being notified that he had been drafted by the Detroit Lions, Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford packed what belongings he could carry and fled north to Canada, where he plans to join up with a CFL team in the hopes of avoiding his commitment to the Lions.
“I believe playing for the Detroit [...]
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May 01, 2009
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May 01, 2009
Mel Kiper, Jr. goes into hibernation for the summer
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NEW YORK, NY—Following the conclusion of last weekend’s NFL draft, ESPN’s NFL-draft analyst Mel Kiper, Jr. retreated to his cave in upstate New York where he has gone into a deep hibernation that will last through the summer months until the beginning of the college football season. Kiper, who delayed his departure [...]
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April 30, 2009
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April 30, 2009
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